Ive not had this car for very long and it appears I may have done something a bit dumb.
First let me say for the past 10 years Ive happily plodded around in my Pug 405 and thought seeing as I had some spare money I would get a newer car. Now Ive kept my pug on the road all these for one reason "NO CAT ON THE EXHAUST". Anywho I decided to buy this smart though poorly looked after car last owner had it 8 years according to the V5.
Now when I got this car from the dealer it worked great, power steering the whole 9 yards then the words stamped AIRBAG came to my attention and have been an issue ever since. I did what I now know is something very dumb and thought well seeing as the battery appeared to be a bit naff I would put a new one in and promptly did so, took seat up, removed cover, undid clamp, unclipped battery, removed battery, put new one in, ( I can feel heads nodding now, hence the explanation of driving a pug for 10 years.) put the clamp back on, reconnected the wires turned the ignition on and no Airbag light. ABS lit and went out but the Airbag light that did work, doesnt now. Nobody would have thought you had to leave it while you went off and watched Avatar and Lord of the rings trilogy before reconnecting the battery. Well I know now and now I have an issue where I dont know if the airbag system is working or not. The isolator switch on the end of the dashboards been changed by a so called expert, that did nothing but cost me £50 and still no lights.
OBD readers dont have my car in their databases because they were only around for 2 years. Even Haynes manual has a special one whose advice regarding airbags is "Report to bank, extend mortgage, report to citroen dealer and prepare to lose your home" useful. Then I started reading forums, all of them and this one is one of at least 40 I have joined in the hope someone will have half a clue whats gone wrong.
I want to take my daughter and granddaughter out in it and I darent even let them sit in it in case the airbags go off, I have no idea if the systems armed or not, If its safe or not. Ive had the dashboard out and changed every bulb in the back of it for a new one, another £35 but what the hell safety is safety. So i know the bulbs ok, the fuse according to Haynes is F1 cockpit fuse box and its a shunt ( bent 6" nail) at 70 amps, cant find it, havent a clue where it should be on the fuse panel. Spent hours giving myself lower back injury trying to see what a shunt is or where a 70amp fuse is. Now I did find 2 70 amp fuses in the engine bay fuse box, both are fine and getting power through.
Then I was told by another "expert" "Oh you need one of them OBD readers mate thatll tell you whats wrong" so I got one, it told me that ignition coils 1 to 4 werent working at all and the ignition was faulty, so I started the car up and drove it back to the shop where I had bought it. Must mean I get a car runs on air because all the coils are shot and the ignition doesnt work, runs sweet as a nut.
So now having tried 7 of these meters and spent weeks and pounds on postage returning said meters I then find out off a manufacturer of said meters, "No Sir, your year of car isnt in our databases because so few exist" At that point tears started to flow out of pure frustration. I even took my Pug out for a run and have started getting her ready for her 11th MOT because as of March 2014 if the Airbag lights dont work its an automatic MOT failure. My pug has no airbags, no computers, nothing except it runs runs and runs.
I would like please some useful information as to a possible fix for this nightmare of an airbag issue, even a few auto electricians wont come out to it because the lights arent showing. Now Im no dummy where electronics is concerned and make a living as a computer technician. All I want is for the airbag system to be safe and show me its safe by having those lights come on when i turn the ignition on just for a few seconds, check and say everythings fine and go off again. Or am I the only person ever to have had this fault?
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