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Nostalgia II - Mark (RLBS)
Nostalgia thread, after an explosive start, is slowing down.

This is quite possibly just because its run its course. However, on the off-chance that its got too big and people are being discouraged, then we have this thread for the continuance.
Nostalgia II - Chas{P}
Factory fitted oil leaks – do you remember the drip trays under brand new cars in car showrooms?

Dealer parts counters on Saturday mornings heaving with hopeful customers queuing up with filthy old parts wrapped up in newspaper that the dealer would never have in stock.

Brown Cowgowns with plenty of biromarks on the top pocket. Blokes wearing them always could not care less about anything except themselves.

Cars that didn’t cost hundreds to fix and you could do the job at home.

Haynes manuals ‘pre spanner rating’ editions

My mothers half timbered Mini Countryman Estate

My dads Peugeot 504 Estate. The dirt roads we tackled in South Africa and Zimbabwe in the late seventies would have made a Freelander quake in its Wranglers.

‘Radio 1 247 Metres The Happy Sound’ Windscreen sunstrips.

Radio 1 Roadshows with Simon Bates and SmileyMiley flogging the tat from his Goodymobile.

Listening to the Top Forty with Tony Blackburn in Stereo on Radio 2 on a Sunday night.

Sony Betamax and Philips Video 2000

Buzby
Nostalgia II - Stargazer {P}
‘Radio 1 247 Metres The Happy Sound’ Windscreen sunstrips.
Radio 1 Roadshows with Simon Bates and SmileyMiley flogging the tat
from his Goodymobile.
Listening to the Top Forty with Tony Blackburn in Stereo on
Radio 2 on a Sunday night.

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Listening to Ed Stewpot on a saturday morning when Radio 1 and 2 used to broadcast together

Hillman Minx with black Vinyl seats

Mk1 Cortina

Mk1 Escort with drum brakes all round and no servo assistance

Noel Edmonds on R1 breakfast show with his gnomes in Gnomvember
(mispent youth on school buses listening to the radio)

Ian L.
Nostalgia II - Alfafan {P}
Probably a bit of both Mark.

Does anyone remember the Ariel Leader. I always fancied one but couldn't afford it. "Real" bikers always said they were naff and next to useless. Perhaps I was a mod at heart cos I ended up with a Lambretta 150.
Nostalgia II - HF
Listening to Radio Luxembourg late at night, with tinny radio hidden under pillow so that parents didn't hear it, and constantly having to retune as the station hopped about all over the place.
Nostalgia II - J Bonington Jagworth
"Radio Luxembourg"

Horace Batchelor!
Nostalgia II - terryb
Spelt K-E-Y-N-S-H-A-M !
Terry
Nostalgia II - borasport20
Horace Batchelor!



Cyril Lord !!
I have to grow old - but I don't have to grow up
Nostalgia II - bazza
Listening to Radio Luxembourg late at night, with tinny radio hidden
under pillow so that parents didn't hear it, and constantly having
to retune as the station hopped about all over the place.


and I thought it was only me! The constant fading just added to the atmosphere!

Baz
Nostalgia II - bazza
Listening to Radio Luxembourg late at night, with tinny radio hidden
under pillow so that parents didn't hear it, and constantly having
to retune as the station hopped about all over the place.


and I thought it was only me! The constant fading just added to the atmosphere!

Baz
Nostalgia II - Doc
>> Listening to Radio Luxembourg late at night, with tinny radio
hidden
>> under pillow so that parents didn't hear it, and constantly
having
>> to retune as the station hopped about all over the
place.
>>
and I thought it was only me! The constant fading just
added to the atmosphere!



And did you remember that they never played all the record?
Something about getting "more hits per hour"
Happy days!

Nostalgia II - HF
Hi Bazza,

I'm sorry to say that I don't recall either Horace Batchelor or Cecil Lord, whoever they were/are.

Of course, the fading just made it even more exciting!

But my days were when - I forget their names, but one who later developed MS, and had to give up, and another one who's nmeI really can't remember either.

Guess this might have been after Horace and Cecil?
HF
Nostalgia II - J Bonington Jagworth
>"Real" bikers always said they were naff..

I remember that, although it was never clear how they knew! Good old-fashioned prejudice, no doubt, as by most accounts the Ariels went very well - I talked to the owner of a nicely preserved one only last summer. The same attitude was inevitably repeated when the first Hondas arrived. Then came the 750-four and the Kawasaki triples - hang on, haven't we been here before, Mark?

Nostalgia II - Alfafan {P}
JBG
Maybe it was because the Leaders were 2-strokes, and sounded a bit buzzy compared with the Nortons and Triumhs.
Nostalgia II - THe Growler
Well I did say I'd stop but then if it's a new thread...

The Ariel "Bleeder" as it was known in the agency where I worked was the absolute epitome of the decline of the UK motorcycle industry. It was a disaster. Every single one came back under guarantee, invariably because of the Wipac electrical system.

The Ariel Arrow was a slimmed down version of the Bleeder, slightly more tolerated because it didn't have the bathtub fairing junk hanging off it.

My foreman used to say after working on a Bleeder he was almost glad to come across a BSA Dandy... Our mechanics hated all of them because the build quality was quite simply appalling.

Radio Caroline on 199 and Big L on 266 with that great playout signature music. Tony Windsor "Hell-o" and the Big L Fab Forty plus John Peel's Perfumed Garden, not to mention Swingin' Radio England.... Radio One after that was for wimps.

I had a mate who used to import used American cars from Belgium: I had in succession a 1951 Chevy Fleetline, a 1954 Studebaker Champion, a 1954 Mercury Monterey and ....wow a 1957 Plymouth Belvedere with the rocketship fins (read the novel "Christine" and you'll know the one, four button auto gearshift on the dash.

Anyway in the trunk when he brought them over on the ferry he used to store dismantled used Belgian police Harley Davidsons. Brought 'em in as parts so presumably les or no duty. He had quite a rep for rebuilding and customizing them. Highlight was when no less than Roy Orbison bought one of his customs and came over to take delivery. Meeting the Big O was really something: a real gentleman, quiet and unassuming. We sat enraptured as he regaled us with his tales of Johnny Cash, Elvis, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis et al in the rockabilly days of Sun Records in Memphis where they all got started. None of these guys was anybody, they used to drop by to spend their own money for studio time and cut a few acetates for friends.

Magic.

Now then, the Simca Aronde circa 1957. Very pretty car. Borrowed my friend Pete's version for a date. Column change, bit French and thus tricky. Broke it at the Black Horse at Patcham on a cold November night. Date less than amused (we had to hitch). Pete distinctly irritated.

The 98 cc Capriolo OHC motorbike c. 1960. A superb little bike which was built like a watch and sold for I think about 100 pounds. We sold loads of these as second bikes but saw them all coming back after two thousand miles of thrashing Italian engineering produced the inevitable.

Who has ridden a Kawasaki transverse 6-cyl 1380cc? Stupefying straight line power with complete incompetence on corners. Or Honda's attempt at an automatic CB750 (try and find a mechanic to work on that one).

Just remind that next BMW salesman in his Armani suit how his co used to make Isetta bubble cars and sell them for 299 pounds in 1960! We used to blank off the reverse so motorcycle licence holders could drive them, and their aircooled motors were good for about 5000 miles before they dropped a valve. They were assembled in the old locomotive works at Brighton Station and I used to go and pick them up. An automotive abortion if ever there was.

...babes what are you doing are you EVER coming to bed?

OK Ok just five more minutes ...

outta here

G.
Nostalgia II - volvod5_dude
>>Does anyone remember the Ariel Leader

Yes I remember them our village policemen had one, it was always breaking down. We used to ride past him on our bikes taking the micky.

VD5D.
Nostalgia II - joe
Mum driving Cortina full of kids, stopping at village shop for icecreams, the oblong blocks of vanilla in their own paper that you had to unwrap and stick in an oblong icecream cone.

Stewpot's request show and every week playing "my Brother" by Terry Scott.

The Yamaha FS1E. I was not allowed one, but instead had to make do with a Puch maxi (27 mph with my head down on the handlebars)

Tiny local Magistrates courts.



Nostalgia II - Bob the builder
Having two passengers in the back of a Hillman Imp and being able to lift the front up with your hands !

National Benzole - "Gold Warrior" on a blue background.

"Jet" petrol being a penny cheaper than the rest.

String-backed, tanned-leather driving gloves.

Starting handles on the front of the Morris Minor.

"Kurust" - grey stuff in a white pot my dad swore by. Do they still do it ?

Champion spark pugs - 4 for a quid.

Wherever you went on holiday, you had to go through Kidderminster !!

Owd Bill Motors in Skipton - 4 galls Esso Extra for 19/6d

Underseal !!



Nostalgia II - borasport20
Having two passengers in the back of a Hillman Imp and
being able to lift the front up with your hands !

Not if you carried out the standard boy racer mod of replacing the spare wheel with a bag of cement to improve the handling !


I have to grow old - but I don't have to grow up
Nostalgia II - teabelly
Zoom and strawberry mivvi (when really lucky!) ice lollies from the corner shop.


Tiswas and Saturday swap shop


Wanting an Austin Princess (I was about 6) but then deciding I'd rather have a rover sd1.


Petrol used to smell like proper petrol, filling up on a Saturday morning at Fryers garage. Attended by some chap with slicked back hair and glasses (can't remember his name but he was there for aeons).


The dog being allowed to sit in the front passenger seat with my Dad while me and my mum were relegated to the back of the car.


Having to stop several times on the way down to Devon in our old cavalier, even though the heater was on full, as my dad decided it was a good idea to remove the fan to gain a few extra hp.... he's still annoyed he can't do this to his diesel xantia.


My dad getting the back end out in the peugeot 504 on a snowy morning while taking me to school....









teabelly
Nostalgia II - volvod5_dude

First car was a white Mini Cooper (circa 1965), with wheel spacers to increase the track, minilite wheels, screw on wheel arches, a peco exhaust which bottomed everytime you went over a bump in the road. Airosol window tint which used to rub off. Trying to get 6 up to go to a rock concert. Great days!

Went on the Friends Reunite website last week and got in touch with an old girlfried who used to be my "co-driver" in the above car, we have exhanged photos etc. Now my wife hardly speaks to me now, isn't life great!!

Cheers VD5D.
Nostalgia II - BrianW
I thought that village policemen had LE Velocettes?
Brian
Still learning (I hope)
Nostalgia II - volvod5_dude
>I thought that village policemen had LE Velocettes?

No definitely an Aerial Leader.

VD5D.
Nostalgia II - BrianW
I've only been on a Leader, as a passenger, once.
IIRC the performance wasn't anything to write home about, after all it was only a 250cc, but it was smooth and comfortable compared to the normal run of four stroke singles which abounded at the time and the faired in style was a major innovation (and probably what put "real" bikers off it).
Brian
Still learning (I hope)
Nostalgia II - THe Growler
Not altogether so. LE Velos ridden with standard police helmets were not unknown, indeed Worthing even boasted a lady PC on one. Quite what they did apart from burbling around looking authoritative I never knew, since our bikes could show them a clean pair of heels anytime. But then they all knew us and where we lived so it probably didn't matter anyway ("OK sonny, a megaphone silencer on an Enfield 500 might look alright on the Isle of Man, but I have to deal with residents' complaints about the noise. Now then, are you going to take it off or do I have to talk to my Sergeant....?")
Nostalgia II - Martin Devon
LE Velocettes they were.

Regards.
Nostalgia II - Dwight Van Driver
Swallow Gadabouts,Martin before LE and then Francis Barnetts after?.
DVD
Nostalgia II - frostbite
Probably a bit of both Mark.
Does anyone remember the Ariel Leader. I always fancied one but
couldn't afford it. "Real" bikers always said they were naff and
next to useless. Perhaps I was a mod at heart cos
I ended up with a Lambretta 150.


Oh yes! Round my way, about 95% of all bikes were Leaders - then they all disappeared and I have never seen one in decades.

Did they all fall apart within months of each other?
Nostalgia II - Tomo
The Leader, oh yes....

My brother had one and an Arrow (no cladding) for the summer, and was happy until he could get a Honda, which admittedly was better - but then that was better than everything. A tuned Arrow did quite well in IOM one year.


Tomo
Nostalgia II - bax
and the Ariel Arrow. Advertising slogan: "I'm thrilled to the marrow with my Ariel Arrow". Actually a couple of very good little bikes. Very popular with the (then) not quite so Old Bill.
bax
Nostalgia II - J Bonington Jagworth
The old Back Room... (ouch! sorry, sir)
Nostalgia II - FFX-DM
I don't know, this Nostalgia thread is just not what it used to be...

:-)
Nostalgia II - RichieW
My Dad's Citroen Dyane. All 602 cc's of it. The brown vinyl seats which burnt the backs of legs in summer.

The crank handle and summer and winter radiator grilles.

Best of all was the fabric roof rolled back and consequently going even slower than the 55-60 mph it usually did.

b***** freezing in winter though, as kids we used to travel in our thick coats.

Dad sold it to a student for 50 quid and bought a Sierra estate. We were warmer after that but the new car didn't have the charm. It also scared the hell out me, on our first ride my Dad drove it at 95, I had never travelled at more than 60 in the Citroen.

Nostalgia II - Chas{P}
Wonderful products at christmas by Ktel and Ronco
Nostalgia II - Flat in Fifth
who else misses the onset of Christmas being announced by the Scotch tape advert with the dancing skeleton,

don't fade away

don't fade away

don't fade away

don't fade away

don........
Nostalgia II - Dynamic Dave
Er, wasn't it "re-record, not fade away" ?
Nostalgia II - Flat in Fifth
er yes it was, ta.
you see its so long since its been on forgotten the words. ;-)
Nostalgia II - Dynamic Dave
You should have made a recording of it using a Scotch tape ;o)
Nostalgia II - Mondaywoe
Did Scotch tape not have a voice-over by Deryck Guyler? ('Corky' the policeman in the Eric Sykes programmes!)
Nostalgia II - Mondaywoe
OK, this maybe sounds like a tall tale, but I promise you it's true! I'll try and keep it short!

My sister's first car (back in the early 80s) was a 1967 Riley Elf. We did quite a bit of work on it, including a new back subframe, new hydrolastic pipes etc. Elves were 'wet' Minis, remember.

Anyway, she got a job down in the Scottish Borders and one winter's night skidded on black ice and rearranged a Ford Fiesta.
The Elf was towed off to a scrappy and pronounced 'beyond repair' (The gearbox had come up through the floor.....!) My sister cried buckets of tears on the phone, to the extent that I popped all my tools in the back of the car and drove south.

The Elf was towed out of the scrappy to a friendly garage who allowed us to use some spare workshop space for free. We hauled out the engine, front subframe and stripped off what was left of the front wings then set about straightening the shell (garage helped with 'jigging')

The front subframe was knackered so we got a replacement from the scrapyard. Unfortunately, it was for a 'dry' Mini. (the tops of the suspension towers are different.) Nothing daunted, we sliced off the tops of the towers and welded in the tops of the old frame.

With new wings and front panel fitted all we needed was chrome grille etc.

As luck would have it a local scrappy had another Riley Elf. They were just about to crush it though, so we quickly got in there, stripped it bare and carried all the bits we didn't need through the streets of Galashiels on a wheelbarrow, took them up to my sister's first floor flat and hid them in bin bags in a cupboard. Engine block, gearbox,alternator, 4 hydrolastic units etc etc!!

To cut a long story short, the car was driven home to NE Scotland and did sterling service for years after.

Eventually, when the floor dropped out it was put to rest in my garage - where it now stands!

The car was nicknamed 'Mavis' (Riley) Here's the 'nostalgia' link...because it sounded and acted like Mavis Riley in Coronation Street! 'Riley' was Mavis' maiden name - remember?

Anyone want to buy a 1967 Riley Elf? One careful(ish) owner. Several previous owners!

Graeme
Nostalgia II - FergusTheDog
My Peugeot 404 that met its end when I foolishly let a "mate" drive
Nostalgia II - r_welfare
2 star and 3 star petrol (well, I am only 25...); my mum used to drive us about in a Lada 1200 estate (ugh!) that would run on 3 star! And the smell - proper petrol, mmm...that and the smell of bonfires are the smells I remember from childhood (maybe I've blocked the rest out...)

Jimmy Saville's road safety TV show "Sorry mate, I didn't see you". We even had booklets at school. Kind of like the old public service commercials (now that's nostalgia in itself...)

When I was six, playing with my favourite Corgi toy Ford Sierra, then my dad coming home with a brand-new real one, one of the first - it was always breaking down, and when it was time to change it we towed it to the dealer with the Lada (it wouldn't start - again)....ah the looks on people's faces...
Nostalgia II - Flat in Fifth
ouch! :-D
Nostalgia II - patpending
I'm going to tell you how it's going to be
With Scotch's lifetime guarantee.
Tape what you want both night and day (moon effect here I feel)
Then re-record, not fade away..
Re-record, not fade away.

1) I don't want to tape over my classics though.
2) Can't find the 1998 Belgian Grand Prix ANYWHERE! so the whole tape has faded away! I suppose..
3) It seems there is a similar record to this one (sung as we know by a Guyleresque skellington). by the Rolling Stones? I was so surprised when I heard it...
Nostalgia II - HF
Whilst we're on adverts:

Everyone's a fruit and nut case,
Crazy for those Cadbury's nuts and raaaaaaaaisons.........'
Nostalgia II - BrianW
First time driving on the Continent: at very short notice!
We were with a party comprising two minibuses and two cars, containing about 25 persons in all IIRC, heading back through Holland for Ostend.
One of the minibuses broke down and with time tight it was decided to tow it with the other minibus and in the change of drivers I got "volunteered" to drive one of the cars, a Sierra, a type I hadn't driven before, on the "wrong" side of the road.
So I ended up in a fairly high speed convoy for about 100 miles. And we made the ferry!

Brian
Still learning (I hope)
Nostalgia II - THe Growler
You used to flash your headlights when overtaking a truck on the M1 and once you were safely past he would flash his so you knew it was safe to pull back in.


Nostalgia II - Cardew
Mark
"I had a car with the battery under the back seat, and I can't
for the life of me remember which car it was."

I think the old VW Beetle had a battery under the back seat.

C
Nostalgia II - James_Jameson
Driving to work early; to ensure clear roads, arriving by 7.30!
Nostalgia II - chris p crisps ©
little traffic on roads at night and being able to use high beam.

chris
Nostalgia II - Dynamic Dave
Policemen on bicycles.

Policemen who would "pull up an virtual seat" and have a natter with the local group of lads and asking if anyone had a spare fag they could give him, while he "sat" there gaining your trust in the hope of picking up some juicy information.

Policemen that would give you a clip around the ear for scrumping or cherry knocking. You daren't ever tell your parents about the copper and what he done for fear of them giving you another clip around the earhole for good measure.
Nostalgia II - Micky
Scramblers: British four stroke singles and twins. Adjust the timing, flood the carburettor, then descend upon the kickstart from a great height ....... kickstart? What's that then?

Castrol R

Norton Commando

Fortunately, I can live in the past, pre-65 motocross is alive and well in the UK, all the above can be enjoyed. Commando-engined chariots (sidecar outfits to some) now appear to be equipped with silencers ....... shame; the start is still rolling thunder. Chariot passengers are truly insane. Of course, the wide selection of elderly bikes are treated with respect and are not thrashed in anyway ................... not.

First Jota, first 900SS, first Guzzi Le Mans mk1. Still show stoppers, but now miles off the pace in terms of 2003 performance. Jota was/is a real animal, 180 degree triple so "some vibration was apparent".

M
Nostalgia II - Dave_TD
Growler - That still works (to an extent)! If you're driving a vehicle for a living, ie lorry, van, even signwritten taxi, trucks will treat you as "one of them" and flash you back in after overtaking. The correct response to this, of course, is to signal left three times, then right once, then left another flash or two, whilst moving back into the left lane. I have seen trucks being "flashed" back in acknowledge this by switching ALL their lights off for a second or two! Interesting behaviour on a busy, unlit motorway...
The only time a flash is appropriate before overtaking a lorry seems to be in the dead of night when you're travelling much faster than he is on a two-way A-road, just to alert him to the fact that you know what you're doing!
Nostalgia II - Tom Shaw
The days when the only people who wore baseball caps were baseball players, and engines were louder than stereos.
Nostalgia II - r_welfare
Memories from the late 70's/early 80's:

Datsun Sunny 120Ys everywhere.

Rallycross on Grandstand - particularly the antics of a mad Norwegian named Martin Schanke, driving a 4wd Escort Mk2 with a massive wing on the back that reputedly put out about 400bhp.

VW ads where they would drop the car from a height of 6 feet or so, to show how solid it was - later parodied by Kenny Everett in his TV show!

Chrysler 180s and Simca 1100s - they used to be relatively numerous, but when was the last time you saw one?

Commer vans used by British Telecom, in the proper BT yellow.

Speaking of BT, Busby - remember him?

The Green Cross Code man - I'm talking about the big fella from Bristol who played Darth Vader in Star Wars, but folks older than me will probably associate Alvin Stardust and Kevin Keegan with the role.

William Woollard presenting Top Gear - in the days when they used to emphasise issues about ease of servicing when testing the cars, not whether it was easy to power oversteer round a disused airfield!

My dad's five company Marinas (in the space of two years), then Talbot Avenger estate, then Morris Ital, then Austin Princess - all because the fleet manager refused to "buy foreign"!

Vinyl seats - and most family cars didn't even have a radio as standard.

Not having to wear seatbelts anywhere in the car - I remember walking to school on the day the law came in to enforce wearing them in the front (31 January 1983?), pointing at drivers who didn't - and getting some rather unsavoury hand gestures in return...

Every village had a petrol station, and they used to display the price in gallons, not litres - some even pumped it for you.

Nostalgia II - Berlingo
The smell in the interior of an Austin 1300, either the vinyl in a hot day or the musty damp carpet in winter. Not having rear seat belts in the old fella's MK2 Cortina. How did we survive?! Going to London and being able to count the number of lorry's on the M6. The M1 only being 2 lanes. London Gateway services being called Scratchwood. The old Fella's MK2 having a bit of cardboard in front of the radiator to squeeze some heat into the interior. Orange Volvo 245DL estates. Buying a car for £25, running it for a year and selling it for £100. Nissans's being called Datsun's. I could go on........
Nostalgia II - J Bonington Jagworth
> all because the fleet manager refused to "buy foreign"

I can (just) remember when cars were broadly categorised as British and Foreign, and the foreign ones (and their owners) were a bit suspect. In 1974, I bought a Honda S800 off a guy who had been accosted by a woman who, having discovered that it was Japanese, wanted to know whether "he remembered the war"...
Nostalgia II - THe Growler
A Driving Licence was a little red book, with no photo.

Suction road tax holders with a knob in the middle that supposedly when turned created a vacuum that made them adhere to the windscreen. They didn't.

Driving with sidlights only in built-up areas to "save the battery"

Makers' Remould tyres. Dunlop were c**p, Goodyear were the best.

Holts Dampstart that varnished all your ignition components so that the car would start every time in damp or cold weather. It didn't work, at least not on Ford Prefects with 6 volt batteries.

Ford upright Populars 103E with no waterpump. "Cooling of the engine is achieved via the thermosyphon principle". It wasn't. At least not on Porlock Hill in August.

Britax seatbelt kits "Dear, do you think it would be a good idea to fit these to our Vauxhall Wyvern? Hmmph, don't like the idea, what happens if you have an accident? Well they do make some which only go across the lap. Oh alright then, that's another 37/6d gone west".

The amazement when the 1966 Toyota Corona came out, Had radio, heater, toolkit, even a little bottle of touchup paint and a baseball cap at no extra charge. "Of course, they'll never sell, who'd buy anything made in Japan? Build 'em on a bowl of rice a day! Pah!" We should remember there were still many WW2 veterans then who had suffered at the hands of the Japanese. Those who had been forced labour as POW's on the Burma railroad were old men at 50 and had vitriolic views on this stuff. Building market share against this prejudice was a sizeable job for Honda when they appeared in UK in 63 with their bikes..

The appalling Skoda Octavia circa 1965, sold by Pride and Clarke. It was the Lada of the day and was practically scrap metal in 6 months. My foreman wouldn't touch 'em. "Commie c**p" I think were his words!

Parking at Brands Hatch was in an open muddy field and they had the temerity to sell Whitbread Light Ale at the extortionate price of 1/10d a can from a caravan bar.

JIm Clark thrashing those Lotus Cortinas round Brands with the nearside front wheel in the air, closely pursued by Graham Hill in some souped up Copper or something. What a day out that was. Pints and ploughmans at the Neville Crest and Gun near Uckfield on the way home.

Boouffant hairdo's and back-combing (for girls!), check flared trousers on the ladies and The Twist.

Wandering round the pits at Goodwood on an off day and finding a gallon Shell oilcan full of petrol. At least it smelt of petrol, turned out to be water. Long afternoon getting that out of the Victor's fuel system, while the g/f sat chewing her nails and sulking.

A wonderful 1954 Mercury Monterey with a 4 litre V-8 and 6 volt electrics (that never failed to work actually) in black with a couple of large chrome nose cones on a big chrome toothy grill. The inside was a kind of Dan Dare spaceship green with a magnificent rocketship dash display. With that v8 burble it was an inevitable Plod magnet and I was forever being apprehended by the boys in blue, although I never did anything they could have me for. Park that outside the Top Hat at Littlehampton on a Saturday night and I usually found some "company" which wanted a ride home!
Nostalgia II - THe Growler
I forgot Jack Sears' Galaxie 500 V-8 drifting round Paddock Bend with all 4 tyres smoking.

THe Nobel 3-wheeler with a Sachs 2-stroke engine that I "borrowed" and we had to manhandle out of the ditch at Southwater on the A24 after an injudicious intake of King & Barnes' Best. Luckily there was virtually nil passing traffic

Two coppers leaping out a hedge on said A24 at 0100 and interrogating me and my mate on my Enfield Bullet about where we'd been and where we were going. Lord knows we must have looked real menaces to society to attract that much attention!

Grounding out the footrests on a Velocette Venom on that humpy bridge and the left-hander near Pulborough on the (?) A283 with your girl on the back hanging on for dear life. Frank on the Bonneville behind got brown trousers (that whippy Triumph rear frame) and Ron's rigid Ariel 350 ended up in the hedge.

"Borrowing" parts from the stores so we would have wheels on Saturday night and then booking them against our employee accounts which had to settled on pay-day.

Giving the Solex carb rep a sackful of useless Hillman Imp carbs under warranty (the autochoke never worked) once a month

The Beeb banning records (a guaranteed sales boost!) "Let's Spend The Night Together (Stones). The nannies never got the plot, that doing this (a) inflated the sales of what they were trying to ban, and (b) boosting the pirate stations' popularity (which they were also trying to ban). But then with Harold Wilson and Reg Callaghan in charge, what chance??!!

Car radios which had (a) an on-off knob which also adjusted the volume, and (b) 6 or so push buttons so you could lock in your stations, and another knob for tuning. Simple! Versus today: 23 tiny little excrescences which are multi-functional, marked with heiroglyphics worthy of anything in ancient Egypt, impossible to operate on the move, never get what you want and take up 81 pages of your owners' manual for their operating instructions, which no one except a 13 year old can possibly understand.

...Mark I will quite understand if you close me down.....
Nostalgia II - J Bonington Jagworth
Never mind HJ's book, where's yours? :-)
Nostalgia II - Stargazer {P}
How about road safety lessons at primary school circa 1970 and the Tufty Club with badges, coloured hankerchiefs (what is this for mummy?) and all sorts of goodies.

Being allowed to take a bicycle to school once a week for the cycling proficiency lessons/test.

Roads being quiet enough to walk my 5 year old little brother to school (about a mile of mixed roads including an A road)..I was 7 at the time.

Ian
Nostalgia II - THe Growler
Ah yes, the cycling proficiency test. Passed that and was given a place in the school cycle racks. Fame and prestige. Harrow Grammar School, y'know.
Nah, not the one on the 'Ill, the one dahn the bottom in Gayton Road.

It was a Sun, a red and black job with alloy drop handlebars, a ?Dawes frame and a 3 speed Derailleur gear. It cost me 4/4d every week on the never never which I paid for via my paper round. Up at 0430 delivering to the RAF HQ at Stanmore, cycling up Stanmore Hill with a full load of Sundays and getting back home again in time for school. Convinced this gave me the constitution I have today!

Working Part-time for the GPO at Christmas delivering mail. This was good money, about two shillings an hour I think plus you got lots of tips. Also some of the student girls working in the Stanmore sorting office were worth a look over!

Getting my Chevy 1951 (Southern Financing Co, 15% down, seven quid a month for 24 months) and being quoted fourteen pounds fourteen shillings for the insurance TPF & T), blimey more than a week's pay. Well it cost more because of the LHD. Anyway needed it badly because Sandra went ice-skating at the Brighton rink every week and offering her a lift there in a big old Yank was my main chance of getting a look-in.

Who remembers Glasso paints? Get a fine day, some Holts Glass Fibre, some emery paper, Kurust and a Black and Decker spray attachment and you could do a whole car on a Saturday outside in the driveway. Easy to get a good finish, you just plastered the thing with as much paint as you could and then spent hours rubbing the orange peel out with Farecla compound. Unfortunately my neighbour who shared the same driveway and who was an RSPCA inspector failed to appreciate the slight BMC Old English White enhancements to his company Anglia van....

.......I think I'm hogging this thread, sorry...




Nostalgia II - Dave_TD
>>cycling up Stanmore Hill with a full load of Sundays and getting back home again in time for school

They used to have school on a Sunday...? Or do you mean it took until Monday morning to do it all?


Radio 1 jingle - "275, 285, and stereo V.H.F."(hold on the "F")
Nostalgia II-spot the deliberate mistake - THe Growler
Ah! Now I know my posts are being read by someone.
Nostalgia II-spot the deliberate mistake - HF
Did anyone mention 'Clunk, click - every trip' yet?

Just came to me in the car a few minutes ago, and I didn't notice it on a quick scroll down.
HF
Nostalgia II-spot the deliberate mistake - HF
Oh, and the enamel golliwog (wonder if that will get through the swear filter?) badges you could get by collecting tokens from (Robinson's) jam. If you collected enough, you could even go for a golliwog figurine. Mine broke in half and got stuck together, it's still around somewhere though...
HF
Nostalgia II-spot the deliberate mistake - J Bonington Jagworth
Ah, but have you got the badges, HF? If not, where do you think they all went to...?
Nostalgia II-spot the deliberate mistake - wemyss
When all Bobbies were giants with capes.
Two of them would patrol checking every shop door front and rear. Don't know why cause there never any burglaries.
Visit every pub in our High St on a Saturday night to make sure no-one was under age. With their helmets they were about 7 foot tall looked very old and had to stoop to get through the doors.
If you looked youthful interrogated about your age.
Then would disappear into the back of the pub.
Perhaps to have a word with the landlord??.
Nostalgia II-spot the deliberate mistake - HF
I'm sure my badges are around somewhere too, JBJ - some things you just *don't* throw away!

haven't seen them for a while, though, I must admit - maybe my mother got rid of them (have to have words) - but, if they're not still here with us in ths world, I hope they're having a nice time in the golliwog memorabilia world.
HF