A chauffeur and a minion who cleans the car for me? Especially good for traffic jams (1st) and cold days (2nd).
Otherwise it would have:
To be a small-medium coupe but with room for 4 and a decent sized boot;
The mechanicals/electrics of Honda;
The looks of a Mazda;
The performance and sound of a Beemer;
The interior of an Audi;
The handling of a Ford;
The new price of a Dacia;
The reliability & running costs and dealership experience of a Toyota/Honda;
The depreciation of a Porsche 911;
Only topped by Gillian Anderson sitting in the passenger seat wearing some very....beep-beep
Its at that moment I wake up and realise it was all a dream. Looks like I'll have to do with me Mazda for the moment.
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