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I Have a Question - Volume 136 - Dynamic Dave

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Jokes - wotspur
8< SNIP 8<

hope there are some great jokes going to appear here and brighten up others lives.

Sorry Wotspur, the IHAQ threads aren't intended for posting and the sharing of jokes. There is a 'motoring related jokes' thread around, but as title suggests, it's for motoring related jokes only.

DD.
Dictaphone - Baskerville
I'm about to begin a project that is going to involve quite a bit of interviewing (think journalism rather than human resources) and will need some kind of voice recorder to do the job right. I know nothing about them. My question is, should I go for a dedicated dictaphone from, say, Olympus, at £60 upwards, or should I go for a no-name mp3 player for £25? What are the benefits of the more expensive option? Are the voice recorders on cheap mp3 players any use?
Dictaphone - Altea Ego
If its important stuff, dont use MP3 players.

The voice recorder is always only added as an afterthought and hence not much cop, and its far too easy to loose digital data.

Try Argos they start with

Sanyo TRC525M Dictation Machine.
671-7634
£ 17.99


Micro cassette format.
Twin speed recording.
Play, stop, 1 touch record, pause, rewind, fast forward.
Manual and voice activated recording.
Earphone and microphone socket.
Requires 2 x AA batteries (not supplied).




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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
Dictaphone - Armitage Shanks {p}
Bearing in mind TVMs comments re MP3 players, you might find a voice recording device, at a good price, at Rymans or Staples, the office supply people.
Dictaphone - Happy Blue!
I use a Olympus digital dictation machine and it is very good. However it costs about £100, but may be cheaper now.
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Espada III - well if you have a family and need a Lamborghini, what else do you drive?
Dictaphone - Baskerville
Thanks all. I hadn't considered the idea that a tape based machine might have many advantages, but security is one I guess, and the price is good. Should be reliable too. I suspected as much about mp3 players. The digital Olympus machines I've seen start at about £60 and I don't object to paying for quality, but I like to be sure I am getting quality before I pay for it.
Dictaphone - Pugugly {P}
Got to admit to using a Sony Walkman Mini Disc recorder. Should be able to pick one up as a cheapie on e-bay (everybody wants a iPOD !). Big advantage is that you can keep the discs for ever.
Digital Video Cameras (continued) - SjB {P}
Continuing from my Canon mini-DVD recorder thread in volume 135 and the general video cameras thread I just found in Volume 134.

I've now spent time researching, and it looks like choosig a HDD camcorder is the way to go. A number of reviewers state that the writing is on the wall for camcorders with DVD and tape recording mechanisms except for the moment at the entry level of the market. Early days yet, and only a relative few models, but I'm sure this is the tip of the iceberg.

From what I've found so far, the Sony DCR-SR90E seems to be a super bit of kit so when I've finished moving home - the occupation of this weekend! - I'll try to get hold of one to try.

Read more at tinyurl.co.uk/hdmq or Google for the model name to find reviews.
Alternative Gym? - drbe
I have given notice of cancellation of membership to my gym. They are increasing monthly rates at 20% per annum, which to me is unacceptable.

Do any BRers know of a website which gives a workout programme which can be used around the home or in the countryside using naturally ocurring objects in the course of a run or a walk. e.g. using a kerb for calf raises.

Why do I think some posters will have some fun with this?
Alternative Gym? - Brill {P}
Have a look at www.taylormadephysiques.com
Luke has a DVD which may be suitable. He used to be my personal trainer when I lived in London so I know he's good. However I haven't seen the DVD as it is new and I have moved. Agree that gym prices are becoming daft.
Alternative Gym? - Nsar
I read the other day that the best way to use a gym is to visit a few near where you live, select one you like that's not too far away, find out how much it costs, not join but run there and back from your home a couple of times a week.
Seems very sensible, I must try it some time
Alternative Gym? - Altea Ego
Gyms have go wise to this, they pay men to stand on the road outside with vicious dogs that ripe the backside out of runners shorts as they pass.
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
The Taxman Cometh...help, advice needed - Steptoe
I have been letting a house for about eight years, however I have neglected to mention this to the Inland Revenue. I have not had to fill in a tax return for about 20 years as I have previously been PAYE and since I took voluntary redundancy 10 years ago the taxman has more or less ignored me apart from the occasional notice of coding. I have not worked since then apart from the very occasional casual job. I will not receive a company pension for another eight months.

Anyway, like in the Darling Buds of May, the taxman has now rumbled me, unfortunately, unlike Mr. Larkin, my daughter has already left home and granddaughter is not yet old enough to distract him so I have been sent tax returns for the last five years.

The annual rental income from the house, less expenses, works out at less than my tax free allowance for each of those years, and my only other income, bar a couple of hundred pounds each year from the casual work, is from share dividends, which of course have tax deducted at source.

Absolute honesty is now my best policy, and if I fill in all these returns correctly, am I right in my assumption that I will not be liable for tax? (unfortunately, or fortunately, the income from the share dividends does not take me into the higher tax rate)

On the question of NI, will I be considered to have been self-employed and be required to back pay the relevant stamp for this period. (I took the decision when leaving employment not to pay the optional contribution)

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One mans junk is another mans treasure
The Taxman Cometh...help, advice needed - Armitage Shanks {p}
If you are being asked to fill in 5 years worth of tax returns it is just a shed load of paperwork. If you being subjected to a 'Special Audit' or whatever they call it these days, I suggest you need an accountant, probably last week some time!
The Taxman Cometh...help, advice needed - Nsar
Steptoe by name....
The Taxman Cometh...help, advice needed - bell boy
i agree with Armitage Shanks get an accountant it might cost you a grand but may well save you £5000.
When you go for your taped interview with the taxman you will get asked everything from how much you spend on food a day to whether you drink/smoke and everything inbetween
The Taxman Cometh...help, advice needed - hxj

Drop me an e-mail if you want with all the details and I'll have a look for, sadly dealing with these issues is my day job!
The Taxman Cometh...help, advice needed - Steptoe
Thanks for all your comments, especially as no-one said it serves me right! In fact they were reassuring in that I don't appear to as deep in the manure as I feared as this is not a Special Audit. I did have an uncomfortable telephone chat with the compliance officer, but must have satisfied him to some extent as I have 'only' got a 10 page return for each of the previous five years rather than an invitation to tea in his office.

The sting in the tail was a paragraph in his covering letter which said if I have failed to notify them that I am liable for tax in any one year there is a possibility of an offence arising etc. As previously mentioned the net rental income was within my tax free allowance and my dividends were paid with basic rate tax deducted, so unless they have some very creative accounting systems I should be in the clear.

Thanks for your offer hxi, dare I ask which side of the table you sit :) , I am shortly to be separated from the computer for three weeks, however this will give me the opportunity to sift through my records and fill in the wretched forms, no doubt I shall get stuck somewhere and will then be glad of your advice when I get back.

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One mans junk is another mans treasure
The Taxman Cometh...help, advice needed - Armitage Shanks {p}
Excuse me mentioning it but don't forget that you can claim maintenance and depreciation and (I think) agent's fees as offsets against the rental income. I also think you can claim the costs of travel to the property to inspect it and the costs of inventory checks, either annual and/or on tenant changeover. I guess you already know that! Will 3 weeks away from your computer be long enough for all those forms?
The Taxman Cometh...help, advice needed - Pugugly {P}
Having spoken to SWMBO who is an accountant (so has a vested interest) she strongly suggests an accountant to help you out. It's going to be well worth the money.
The Taxman Cometh...help, advice needed - AlastairW
All is not lost. You dont HAVE to get an accountant, but if negotiations with the Inspector are required it can be useful. I would recommend the firm I work for, but obviously that would be a bit cheeky. If you wish I would be pleased to have a look at your numbers on the qt. Btw, iirc hxj works for Her Majesty, as it were.
The Taxman Cometh...help, advice needed - Steptoe
Grateful thanks to all who have offered advice, I do detect a slight undercurrent of sympathy.

I have seriously considered using an accountant but felt it would be akin to being ravished twice. (Please note this is a joke purely to liven the thread up, however true to my username I try to avoid professional help where possible, purely on cost grounds).

Certainly for the years that I am currently required to submit returns, my tax affairs are very simple and regrettably there is little scope for any creative relief. However the tax year ending April 2007 will be considerably more complicated and as it is a dead cert that I will receiving yet another return for that year ( and indeed in perpetuity until I shuffle off this earth ) I will have to seek the assistance of an accountant for this; it will most definitely be a case where the accountant will more than recoup their fees in potential tax savings.

Should any BR accountants practice in Norfolk (or prepared to work at arms length) I would be pleased to hear from them.

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One mans junk is another mans treasure
The Taxman Cometh...help, advice needed - Pugugly {P}
We're not talking creative returns here, but professional help to maximise anything that ypu can put towards tax. SWMBO has never (to my knowledge) ravished a client but she's certainly chewed up and spat out some tax inspectors.
The Taxman Cometh...help, advice needed - hxj

Sorry no longer work for HMRC (hate to disappoint you all!), but still spend all day dealing with such cases.

Happy to point you in the right direction, if your figures are right it should settle very quickly, and if there is no tax liability then you wont need to spend anything on advice.
Tracing song inspired by "In C" - andymc {P}
Damn my memory ...

Last week I was channel-surfing and ended up watching a documentary about a piece of music called "In C" written by Terry Riley. At the time it was written, what made "In C" special was that every performance is unique, as each member of the orchestra repeatedly plays their own short part at a tempo and inflection of the musician's choosing (within certain parameters, but you get the idea).

So far, so obscure. Anyway - did anyone else watch this programme and if so, please remind me what was the name of the show and what channel it was on (BBC I think, definitely terrestrial)? A piece of music was played during the programme, but as I had to take a phone call and missed the end credits, I couldn't look out for what I wanted to check. I've been browsing the BBC website but can't find a way to search for previous broadcasts, only forthcoming ones.

The documentary's commentary stated that "In C" inspired a number of artists in the 60's and a few excerpts by various artists were played to illustrate this point, but none of the names of any artists or bands in the commentary were cited. It's one of these pieces of music which I am very keen to track down.

In case you saw the show and remember the piece I'm on about, it was a piece of psychedelia (or so-called "drone-rock") which I have heard before but do not own. It featured a slow rhythm underpinning a repetition of the same note and a sharply rising sitar note on the fourth beat - one and two and three and foUR and one and two and three and foUR, if you see what I mean! (NB I should point out that I haven't actually ingested any psychoactive substances, but that's the best description I can manage). I really want to find out the name of the band and song and hope to look up any references to the programme on the web to see if I can trace this information and acquire that piece of music.

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andymc
Vroom, vroom - mmm, doughnuts ...
Tracing song inspired by "In C" - Pugugly {P}
Lot's of stuff on Google. A few go th=o the BBC. Here's www.rfh.org.uk/main/events/113993.html
Tracing song inspired by "In C" - adverse camber
BBC used to have a helpline that was good for this sort of thing. I used it to get the details of an obscure thing I heard part of on R3, and for the name of a group on loose ends.
Tracing song inspired by "In C" - Pugugly {P}
There was a R3 programme about this guy. Very strange stuff.
Tracing song inspired by "In C" - Armitage Shanks {p}
If you hold a mobile phone to the loudspeaker that is giving you the music you wish to identify and dial "2580" you will get a text message saying what it is - or you won't if they can't work it out! I have used it try and to identify some Top Gear music but the system is put off by Clarkson's voice - no suprise there then!
Tracing song inspired by "In C" - Round The Bend
I saw this ... very interesting.

Think it was an insert in the "Culture Show" a week or so back. Definitely on terrestrial TV as we're not digital yet.
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Running cost of LPG versus mains gas - L'escargot
How does the running cost of LPG central heating compare with mains gas heating? I've just arranged to view a property which has LPG and I'm a bit wary about this aspect.
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L\'escargot.
Running cost of LPG versus mains gas - Altea Ego
Hard to say BUT according to Calor

Due to the higher installation costs of an oil tank, boiler and servicing, it will take around 7 years before an oil customer will enjoy any running cost benefits compared to a new Calor Country Living customer. Pay back will be even longer for an existing Calor Country Living customer who has already installed the tank. However, the running costs for oil are generally cheaper than those for LPG, although oil is currently more expensive per litre in some areas. Prices are very volatile and depend on market conditions.

They then go on to quote a difference at start up of £2,097. If as they claim it takes 7 years for oil to work out cheaper it therefore costs approx £300 a year less to run an oil fired central heating system.

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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
Nokia mobiles - cheddar
Hi,

I have been offered any of the following to replace my 6230, my needs are a good phone with Bluetooth, a camera is potentially useful though would not get much use, any recomendations? Is an N91 better than an N70 etc?

6234
6280
E61
N70
N80
N91


Thanks.


Nokia mobiles - cheddar
Actually I have had a look at the specs and they are all too expensive for what they offer over a new 6230i.

Any other recommended phones?

Nokia mobiles - Dynamic Dave
From my experience of recently changing from a 6230 to a N70, I wish I had now gone for the 6230i instead. A lot of the features that were on my old 6230 aren't on the N70.

www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?v=e&t=42...2

WRT my N70, Nokia seem to have got it in their heads that people want a camera more than a phone these days. So, if you want an easy to use phone that has other useful features, but aren't too bothered about a camera, steer clear of the N70, IMHO.
Nokia mobiles - cheddar
The N80 appeals for it's 3 megapixel camera and the N91 for it funky flexible MP3 player though both cost too much.

Reckon it will be a 6230i, the wife has one already so I know it, I actually prefer the functionality, menus etc on the 6230 though no big issue.


Thanks.
Nokia mobiles - No FM2R
The N9* series are not really aimed at the phone user. Particularly as one gets towards the N94. They are aimed at those wishing, needing, wanting a multi-media experience where Mobile TV is a significant part of that - both live and VoD.

They are very impressive devices, but I personally wouldn't walk around with one. My wife , on the other hand, loves the N9* series.

If your main requirement is a phone, then IMO the N9*s are not for you.
Nokia mobiles - cheddar
I have always favoured Nokias, they have been reliable, also the compatibility within the familiy re chargers and previously ear pieces is/was useful however the Sony Ericsson K75i looks well designed an solidly made and would work with my Nokia Bluetooth ear piece.

Any thoughts?
Nokia mobiles - cheddar
Also can I copy my adress book from Nokia to SIM to Sony Eric?


Thanks.
Nokia mobiles - No FM2R
>>can I copy my adress book from Nokia to SIM to Sony Eric

Yes. Although I would recommend copying it up to a PC and one end of the process or the other. Its easier to maintain there anyway.
Nokia mobiles - cheddar
Thanks
Nokia mobiles - Dynamic Dave
also the compatibility within the family re chargers....


The charger jack plug for the N70 is a lot smaller than the charger for the 6230 and the like. You do however get an adapter (called a CA-44, IIRC) so you can still use older type chargers. I've had to buy an additional one so that if necessary I can still charge my N70 in the car, as well as at work using my old chargers.
Nokia mobiles - PhilDS
The 6234 is the new 3G version of the 6230 and 6230i with a few improvements. It is also known as the 6233 which is the non network branded version.
If you're looking to replace a 6230 then the 6234/6233 is the best bet. The 6230i will be discontinued soon. The new E & N range from Nokia are more about playing music and taking photos/video than actually making calls. The 6233/4 is also about the same size and wait as the 6230/i.
It should also have all the bsic original Nokia features that Dynamic Dave was after like converter, stopwatch and countdown.
If you do decide to get one I would be interested in your feedback as my 6680 will be replaced in a few months and I'm looking for a phone that doesn't way a ton.
Teletext on Mobile Phone - drbe
I have recently arranged with ITV to get teletext messages on my mobile phone (in order to get rugby scores in the Winter).

Can any of you wise BRers tell me if The Beeb does the same thing? I can't find any trace of it.

Does anyone using this service have any tips for me. The phone is a Nokia 6230i and my service provider is Telecom Plus.
World Cup question. - Imagos
A question from a friend I was unable to answer..

For the next World Cup are there any teams which would be forbidden from taking part in the qualifying stages?

For example could Iraq be able to take part?
World Cup question. - Altea Ego
Anyone who has a national football body affiliated to FIFA is allowed to enter the qualifying stages for their region.

Iraq is in fact ranked 52 in the world out of 205.

www.fifa.com/en/mens/statistics/index/0,2548,All-M...l


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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
Orange phone contracts - David Horn
I'm in the eight month of a 12 month Orange phone contract, paying 35 pounds per month. Had a letter through today from Orange saying that they're going to start charging for itemised billing.

Since part of the reason I chose Orange was for the itemised billing (I claim back my international call charges from someone else), I'm not too happy about this.

Does this count in any way as a breach of contract for Orange? Can I use this as an opportunity to jump ship? Will dig out the formal contract later and have a peek through it.

[This is after Orange took away free 0800 calls, too, and all-you-can-eat GPRS]. Grrrr.
Orange phone contracts - Pezzer
David, had the same thing and initially was a bit teed off. However you can elect to receive a summary bill at no charge and can then look up your call history on the Orange website if you register.
Imminent House Move - kennybase
Hi all,

Just wondering if anyone can help us out!

My parents (who are currently living with us!) are in the process of buying a house but although all was set for a moving date of 4th July, the sellers have now annouced that they are not ready to move until the end of August.

When the offer was made, the house was listed as being no chain, as the sellers had agreed to move out into rented housing for the time between them selling and buying. They have now gone back on this agreement and are not agreeing to move until they have an agreed date on the house that they are buying.

Where do my parents stand on this? Is there anything anyone can suggest that may help speed up the process. They are now looking for new properties in case they pull out, but they then stand to lose over £1k in fees.

TIA

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Imminent House Move - daveyjp
Not a lot they can do I'm afraid as until contracts are exchanged no agreement exists.

They could pull out and lose the money, but then they are starting again and will not be in a new house for 2-3 months.

They could sit tight and then just as everyone is about to exchange gazunder the seller. Not pretty, potentially messy, but it is sometimes the only solution to bring a seller to their senses. A friend did it after having exchange dates changed time after time.
Imminent House Move - BazzaBear {P}
There is a kind of halfway house, which is to threaten to pull out.
Just point out the problems this is causing, and say that, while you would much prefer to buy their house, you're going to be forced to see if there is anything else on the market which would allow you to move earlier.
Basically, encourage them to speed up without actually buirning your bridges.
I was in exactly the same situation with our recent house move (although had the advantage of a chain beneath me, so was able to blame the rushing on someone else!) and this approach led to them moving into rented as previously promised.
Imminent House Move - kennybase
The threat of pulling out is an option, but my parents actually think that the sellers don't want to sell really so that threat wouldn't really work as they'll probably be happy!
They're already set on looking for something else now in preparation! They idealy want to move to France but then they won't see our new daughter grow up!
Imminent House Move - Peter D
Why ?? is it a long was to France. In the scheme of things living out of the country is no big deal really. However their solicitor should write to the sellers solicitor pointing out the cost of the 'Change of Mind' and set in motion a claim for expenses including his legal fees. If the entry date was been agreed in a letter then this forms a contract. Regards Peter
Imminent House Move - Cyd
I would say that they have probably been keeping an eye on house price movement and have noticed that house price inflation is running much higher so far this year than was prviously predicted. By delaying the sale they are hoping to find another buyer with a higher offer. thus gazumping your parents.

IF it is THE house your parents want I suggest thay agree to the new completion date provided contracts are exchanged within two weeks (less if your solicitors can manage it). If they won't agree I'd say they've got their agent on a mission to find a higher offer price.
Contact area of two spheres - johnny
....one of those things that worries me, but there's bound to be an engineer here will explain.
In theory, two identical spheres should have an infinitesimally small point of contact. In practice this cannot be so, but how do you measure the contact area between two (say) steel spheres.
Contact area of two spheres - Number_Cruncher
It depends whether you mean real or apparent contact area - because materials aren't smooth when you look at them really closely, they don't contact together nicely. In one respected book on the subject, it is described as taking one mountain range, turning it upside down and putting it onto another - only a few peaks actually touch. For further explanation, see the book "Friction and Lubrication of Solids" by Bowden & Tabor

The real area of contact was usually measured via a precision electrical resistance technique.

The area of contact between two speres with zero load is, as you say, a point. As soon as you apply load, the infinitesmal area of material deforms, and quickly yields, and the contact area increases. This load/area relationship is described by Hertzian contact theory - for a good explanation, see the book "Contact Mechanics" by Johnson.

In practical terms, this means that items like rolling element bearings with point and line contacts work under very high stresses. The maximum shear stress occurs a little way beneath the contact point, and it is here that bearing races begin to fail by fatigue - but, because this is beneath the surface, you can't see it until the crack grows up to the surface, by which time, you can hear it!!


What is the application for this rather interesting question?

Number_Cruncher
Contact area of two spheres - johnny
What is the application for this rather interesting question?

I dont know, I just like to think of things like this. I was wondering how much something like a snooker ball deforms, the chance of getting a "kick" from a speck of chalk dust.
Also as you mentioned, friction at a molecular level - how smooth is smooth etc.
Do you get a tiny amount of curvature on a (say) swimming pool full of water?
If you drilled a hole through the planet and jumped down it, would you oscillate from pole to pole, gradually coming to rest at the centre?

sorry it's those dire England world cup performances , make the mind wander.
Contact area of two spheres - cheddar
What is the application for this rather interesting question?
I dont know, I just like to think of things like
this. I was wondering how much something like a snooker ball
deforms, >>


Ball bearing applications?
Do you get a tiny amount of curvature on a (say)
swimming pool full of water? >>


Yes,curvature of the earth in practice, the Humber Bridge main supports are about 1500 metres apart, the tops are about 12" further apart than the bases though both are verticle.
Contact area of two spheres - Number_Cruncher
If you drilled a hole through the planet and jumped down
it, would you oscillate from pole to pole, gradually coming to
rest at the centre?



Yes, if the planet were solid, allowing a stable hole to be drilled between the poles*, a test particle would indeed oscillate - in fact if there were no atmospheric drag, there would be very little damping, and the oscillation would continue for a very long time.

*I **think** that drilling the hole between the poles would avoid any complications from the Coriolis acceleration, which would otherwise **probably** make the test particle hit the sides of the hole. I need to think about this point some more, I'm not quite sure about it.

In vacuum chambers, there are some physics experiments involving predominantly gravitationally sprung torsional pendulums with ringdown times measured in months.

But, assuming that the oscillation would eventually decay, the test particle would be in free fall, or "weightless" in the centre, as the gravitational attraction from each little part of the planets material would be balanced by an equal attraction from the diamtrically opposite mass.

Number_Cruncher

Contact area of two spheres - johnny
Thanks for that N C - lots to think about now. What do you for a living?
Contact area of two spheres - Number_Cruncher
>>What do you for a living?

Thanks for asking. I have been very lucky, and have worked in a wide variety of roles beginning with working in a number of local vehicle workshops. Then I went back to university as a mature! student, paying my way by driving HGVs. With my degree, I worked on an extremely wide variety of projects (bridges, nuclear power plant, aircraft, rail vehicles, submarines) for a company of engineering consultants. After a brief spell in a Dickensian aerospace company, I now work for a university physics department, where, alongside my project duties, I am studying for a Phd.

What do you do?

Number_Cruncher
Contact area of two spheres - johnny
Um I used to draw maps, then as things became more computerised, drifted into PC support. I spend a lot of time telling surveyors they've lost all their work and wil have to do it all again.
Contact area of two spheres - cheddar
But, assuming that the oscillation would eventually decay, the test particle
would be in free fall, or "weightless" in the centre, as
the gravitational attraction from each little part of the planets material
would be balanced by an equal attraction from the diamtrically opposite
mass.
Number_Cruncher


I suggest that the particle would not stay suspended because the gravitaional field of the earth is ever changing and is influenced by 3rd party bodies such as the moon, which is the cause of tides for instance, hence the partical would be pulled towards the sides of the shaft be cause the gravitational field would vary as the earth rotates.
Contact area of two spheres - L'escargot
If you drilled a hole through the planet and jumped down
it, would you oscillate from pole to pole, gradually coming to
rest at the centre?


If the planet was The Earth the drill would be burnt to nothing long before it reached the centre.
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L\'escargot.
Contact area of two spheres - Number_Cruncher
If the planet was The Earth the drill would be burnt
to nothing long before it reached the centre.
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Hmm - quite right - let's not bother!

However, didn't you mean to ask

If the planet were the earth...


Yes, the graviational attraction of the moon would move the particle - whether the particle hits the wall or not is determined by the size of the hole. As the particle moves away from centre, the imbalance of the earth's attraction will pull it back - at some radius, these two forces will balance. I suspect this radius is quite small because;

a) the uniform gravitational force is proportional to 1/r^2, and the particle is much closer to the earth than any other body

b) being a particle, and having no significant size, the particle does not feel the tidal component of the moon's gravitational field

If part b of my answer seems odd, then ask;

1) why there are two tides per day

2) Although the moon dominates the tides, why don't we orbit the moon? - or, equally, while the sun has a smaller effect on the tides than the moon, we orbit the sun - why isn't the sun's effect on the tides dominant?

Number_Cruncher
Contact area of two spheres - johnny
Or if the earth was the size of the moon and vice versa, what would our tides be like?
Contact area of two spheres - Vin {P}
Imagine two theoretical perfect spheres. Their contact area would be a point (by definition, infinitely small).

Imagine two lightly inflated footballs being pressed against each other. Ignoring the molecular effects outlined in other answers, their contact area would be a large flat circular plane.

Somewhere between the two would come a couple of touching ball-bearings. There would be some deformation of their contact area, which would result in a circle rather than a point. A bit of maths with the elasticity of the steel would give you an idea of the size of the circle for any given force. Unfortunately, I don't have any tables available for elasticity of different types of steel.

V
Contact area of two spheres - Number_Cruncher
Yes, you're right Vin, that's exactly the Hertzian contact theory I mentioned.

For an idea, a typical railway vehicle has a mass of 40 tonnes - so, assuming an even distribution, 5 tonnes per wheel. The contact patch between them is about the size of a 5p coin.

Unfortunately, my information, while hopefully interesting, isn't scaleable, because Hertzian contact is helplessly non-linear.

By non-linear, I mean that at the point of initial contact, there is negligible stiffness, but as the contact area increases, so, rapidly does the stiffness. This means that you can't scale the effect - double the load doesn't double the area!

Somewhere!, I think I have some code I wrote some years ago which can estimate these contact parameters - I'll check and see if I can find it.

Incidentally Vin, you never need to worry about the elasticity of different types of steel - it all has a Young's modulus of about 210 GPa give or take a few %, and Poisson's ratio, while being an irrelevance for most structural calcs doesn't vary much between steels either.

What varies between qualities of steel is the yield stress and the % elongation before yield. Typical cheap, low grade structural steel has a yield stress of 270MPa. High quality CrMo steels such as are used in the gearboxes of the TGVs have a yield stress of about 1100 MPa, but they both have a near idential Young's modulus.

Number_Cruncher
Contact area of two spheres - johnny
Does this mean that a (say) wheel on a railway carriage in motion is a perpetually changing eliptical sort of shape?
Contact area of two spheres - Number_Cruncher
It's circular except for the contact patch, but the contact patch shape depends upon how worn the wheel and rail are.

Number_Cruncher
Contact area of two spheres - L'escargot
<< In practice this cannot be so, but how do
you measure the contact area between two (say) steel spheres.


You smear one of the spheres with an infinitesmally thin layer of Engineers Marking Blue and then rotate one sphere against the other, being careful to make sure that the sphere only rotates and doesn't slide. You then measure the diameter of the Blue that has transferred to the stationary sphere.
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Estate Agents - any comeback? - PhilW
Please bear with me - will try to make it as brief as possible.
7 years ago we bought a house in a northern city for our 2 kids who were at uni there. Took every penny we had (plus a few pennies from others!)and a big mortgage.
Son and daughter now employed elsewhere so put house on market in Feb, ready for the "prime selling time" (estate agent's words)
After 2 weeks have an offer slightly below asking price from buyer A, sounds good, agents advise us to get confirmation of mortgage offer before accepting but next day they have offer at full asking price from "a developer (B) who we have dealt with before who is currently buying 9 houses through us, we know he has money available and he wants to complete win 4 to 6 weeks" Yippee, job done.
Keep in contact with agents, A is given three days to come up with the money but fails (comes back to agents 4 days later, with mortgage confirmation)so we follow advice and accept offer from B. After a few weeks, ring agents, yes everything is fine, just waiting for mortgage confirmation from B (thought he had money already?), survey done, all OK. Couple of weeks later ring again, yes all OK things moving on. 10 weeks pass (several more phone callls also), getting worried, completion, let alone signing/exchange of contracts should have taken place. Ring agents, they will ring back so receive message on phone - "yes it's all going ahead, mortgage confirmation should be through in couple of days (thought he had finance months ago?) will ring you to confirm". Wait 6 days, ('til yesterday). Yes, no probs, should be able to ring you tomorrow to confirm everything. They don't ring, so today, we ring agents. "Oh yes, purchaser has bought a similar house in same road, his builders have been in and don't think the house (although smaller than ours) is suitable for what he wants it for, so he is not sure he wants yours, he will confirm tomorrow, but looks like he won't be be going ahead". Our house has had a "Sold" sign outside it for at least 4 weeks. We have followed advice of agents at every step, we now have a house which was put on the market in Feb and is now not sold.
Any advice, or do we just have to put up with an agents (well known, you would recognise the name) who seem to be working for the purchaser rather than the vendor who pays their fees?
Sorry for long post, we are not experienced sellers, been in same house last 26 years!
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Estate Agents - any comeback? - Martin Devon
Most, (not all) Estate agents are prevaricating swines who couldn't lie straight in bed and have no more knowledge of 'The market' than most of us in business. They make great dreamers and the 'big boys' are usually the worst! Real qualifications...........NIL.

VBR....................................MD.

Estate Agents - any comeback? - Happy Blue!
To get back to reality, the 'developer' is a small time bod who has gone into property rather than get a real job. He is not a professional. He is borrowing money at maximum loan to value ratios and more, and has probably come up against his natural limit cannot find the necessary funds to buy your house without selling something else (hence the delay) or is looking at 'sub-prime' lenders at a much higher rate of interest.


How do I know all this? I am a chartered surveryor who values this type of stuff for these type of people. I meet a few who know how to keep their trousers on when they see a good property deal. Most just go for it and hang the consequences.

Give his five working days to exchange contracts. By the way don't bother chasing the agent, he is in cahoots with the developer becuase he wants to sell lots of property, and a developer is a good source of people to buy. Instead alwasy chase via your lawyer and lay the law down with the other side. If they don't exchange (it's only 10%) within a few days, threaten to withdrawn the contract or at least put the house back on the market and have a contract race without someone else who comes along.

If the property is in Manchester, contact me through my website (in my profile I think! - or via the mods), I may be able to give more specific advice.


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Estate Agents - any comeback? - adverse camber
This seems to be increasingly common as more people watch the sarah beaney progs and decide that they too can be a developer.

The estate agent prefers you to sell to a developer because they get two set of commission on one property. first set when you sell, second when the developer sells.

Estate Agents - any comeback? - PhilW
Thanks for the replies. "everything was going ahead" at 4pm today according to the agent "as far as he new" (not the negotiator we were dealing with, but a colleague. Our negotiator was "off today", and "on holiday all last week, that's why she had not chased up the purchaser").
By 5pm, agents had checked again with purchaser and he said he had decided against purchasing. Our solicitors had been in touch with his solicitors, who said they had "sent the purchaser an e-mail about a month ago but he had not replied so they just presumed things were going ahead". Our solicitors also asked why the purchasers solicitors had not replied to several letters, telephone calls and e-mails they had sent, but got no satisfaction - the person dealing with the sale "was out".
There must be a better way of carrying out a sale/puchase than this - it just sems to be total chaos. Agent said he had taken rather an ear-bashing from our solicitors and the house would be back on the market tomorrow morning and the fees would be "substantailly reduced".
Espada, no not in Manchester, t'other side of Pennines! Though I did manage to sell our first house in Manchester privately, no agents, contracts exchanged and completion date arranged within 10 days! Did searches etc myself in an afternoon (agents had advised 3 weeks to do searches alone!!)
Thanks again!

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Geothermal energy - Dulwich Estate
The two spheres thread has reminded me of something that troubles me.

What with endless talk about running out of energy, green energy, vast costs and consequences of nuclear power etc. etc. ad nausium, why isn't there more emphasis on drilling down to get to the warm stuff?

It really isn't that far, and it's at the surface in many places ( er.. volcanoes, hot springs and the like).

If we can build a channel tunnel 22 miles long, drill down miles and miles for oil and gas, why is it so difficult to get down to where it's hotter. If the USA could get to the moon in only 10 years then the easy peasy digging issue could be resolved before England get knocked out of the World Cup.
Geothermal energy - Group B
I heard about a geothermal power station in New Zealand, but they utilise natural hot springs which we don't have access to in the UK. So I presume its not so cost effective for us to use it?

I was flicking through a copy of Homebuilding & Renovating the other day and I think there was more than one company advertising low heat systems for domestic heating. Its more popular in other countries, but as is often the case in the construction industry, the UK will be the last to catch on...

www.advgeothermal.co.uk/index.html
www.cheshirerenewables.org.uk/geothermal.htm
Geothermal energy - adverse camber
There are plenty of firms about offering the stuff. Problem is the set up cost.

You either need a lot of land to dig a LONG 2meter deep trench in or if you dont have the land you need boreholes (I know someone that has just spent £10K on the boreholes). Then you need a heat exchanger/heat pump @ £5K. You also have the problem that the heat generated from the trench systems doesnt get water that hot - so fine for underfloor heating and water( so therefore more use in newbuild rather than renovation). Also you need to power the pumps and heat exchange system, work on the basis of getting about 5 units of energy out for every 1 unit put in.

For the moment solar water heating is still best in terms of return.
Geothermal energy - Happy Blue!
A client was going to build apartments in the Peak District and use geothermal energy via a bore hole and a solar power pump! The total cost was abotu £40,000 and it took a large lump out of the ground floor apartment.

I advised him that for less than £2,000 per apartment (there were six) he could install individual gas central heating and make the ground floor apaprtment about 20% bigger and so get more money for it as well as saving money.

These sophisticated systems only work for large modern buildings, where the up front cost balances the almost free running costs more effectively.
Geothermal energy - Vin {P}
Southampton, where I live has a geothermal energy plant. Description at:


www.southampton.gov.uk/environment/energy/present....0

Pictures at:


www.utilicom.co.uk/media_southampton.html

I do know that in Iceland they are drilling into what is pretty thin Earth's crust there. It's been estimated that Iceland's geothermal energy could provide 15 TWh per year over 100 years.

V
Geothermal energy - Altea Ego
you reckon you can dril two miles down by Sunday evening? Dream on.
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loading near a junction/double yellows - defender
next weekend we need to clear contents of a house with double yellows out side and about 80metres (guess)fron a set of traffic lights,the road is 2 lane,the question is can we stop outside the house to load ?is permission needed or obtainable for this ?
also is there a limit to the size of vehicle load to take old furniture etc to the tip/recycle centre in northampton
tia
loading near a junction/double yellows - Bromptonaut
Details of the County's sites are at www.northamptonshire.gov.uk/Environment/Waste/recy...m There are (moveable) height restrictions at the Sixfields site, set to circa 2 metres. Give them a ring on 01604 582682 to check exactly what's what. Help them by pre sorting the recyclable stuff.
loading near a junction/double yellows - defender
thanks Bromptonaut ,very helpfull
Telegragh Motoring section, suspended? - school boy
Sorry if somone has already asked this.Has the motoring section been suspended or something because the Telegraph gets delivered to our door and every time without the motoring section. It has the gardening secton and the other stuff, can somebody help me out?

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Telegragh Motoring section, suspended? - Manatee
Have a word with the paper boy/girl! I don't think any of ours has been missing in recent weeks - I think it's usually in the plastic bag with the gardening, property and all the other stuff only my wife reads.
Telegragh Motoring section, suspended? - school boy
Oh right, thanks for that, the gardning stuff seems to all come loose and no plastic bag to be seen.
Telegraph Motoring section, suspended? - Avant
If you miss it you can read it online at www.telegraph.co.uk
Method of house construction - L'escargot
I looked at a partly constructed (roof on, windows and doors fitted, not yet plastered) house the other day and I was surprised to find that at the window reveal the only thing between the two leaves of the wall was a thin strip of perforated plastic. I assume that the plaster will go straight on top of this. I can't the plaster would last very long before it became crazed. How long has this method of construction been used?
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Method of house construction - L'escargot
Doh! I can't imagine the plaster would last very long before it became crazed.
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Method of house construction - rustbucket
I looked at a partly constructed (roof on, windows and doors
fitted, not yet plastered) house the other day and I was
surprised to find that at the window reveal the only thing
between the two leaves of the wall was a thin strip
of perforated plastic. I assume that the plaster will go straight
on top of this. I can't the plaster would last very
long before it became crazed. How long has this method of
construction been used?
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L\'escargot.

The cavity should be closed either by brick / block work but the inner and outer leaves should not form a bridge,so a damp proof membrane must be inserted.Perhaps this is what you saw.No way can plaster be applied without support of some kind, but then the quality of building these days anything seems possible as their seems not a lot of suficient inspection takes place.
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Method of house construction - Martin Devon
It is a very good method of closing the cavity and as with all things, will work very well if correctly installed. It is likely that the house will not be wet plastered, but dry-lined as is becoming the norm these days. This is plasterboard stuck to the walls with a bonding compound and it works exceptionally well. It is either then skim plastered or the joints just taped over and skimmed on the joints with another compound.

Hope this helps...............vbr.................M
Wireless central heating thermostat - maz64
Hi- has anyone fitted, or had fitted, a wireless central heating room thermostat, like the Danfoss one on screwfix.com for £84? Is it easy? Does it work?

We want to move our existing wired one, and think it might be easier to just replace it with wireless one.

Cheers,
John
Wireless central heating thermostat - eProf
Hi, John M {P}!

Did a quick RTFM and it looks good. Has the advantage of being future-proof if you ever want to move either the transmitter or the receiver in the years to come.

HTH

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e Prof
Wireless central heating thermostat - Peter S
We had one fitted at the same time as a new boiler, early last year. Has worked faultlessly to date. Can't comment on ease of fitting, since it was installed by the man from British Gas, though it certainly looked easy enough...

HTH
Leaflet dropping - Big Bad Dave
It occurred to me that if I wanted to target a very particular demographic with a service I was offering, say for example, the affluent home-makers of Hampstead Garden Suburb and Golders Green - then rather than tramp around miles and miles for hours and hours I could leaflet-drop the car parks of Brent Cross Shopping Centre. My question is: Is this legal? Would I need permission to do so? From whom? Or can I just walk in there and get on with it?

Cheers, Dave.
Leaflet dropping - pmh
I would suggest that the profile of visitors to Brent Cross (whilst including some from GG & HGS) would not hit your target market effectively.
The profile of outlets at Brent Cross will attract visitors from a wide geographical area on once in a month basis.
You will better going for local (kosher?) supermarket carparks or similar.


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Leaflet dropping - cheddar
I would tend to agree with PMH, it should also be noted that as with any type of DM the % response from such a campaign will be tiny. If it is car related, i.e. valet / car wash then it might be worthwhile though if it involves significant trust, i.e where you propose to enter their home, i.e. home improvements etc, many people - particularly well-to-do wealthy people - would be suspicious of a company that shoves a leaflet under the wiper of their S-Class.
Leaflet dropping - Vin {P}
I don't know what your budget is for leafletting, but I do know that the Royal Mail will deliver leaflets for you for about 5p each. If you work out the time it will take to deliver 10,000 leaflets, £500 (their min. charge) may seem cheap. You can do this by postcode, so you can be pretty much as targeted as you wish.

See: tinyurl.com/zxhpl

V
Leaflet dropping - Altea Ego
Most multi storey car park operators do not allow, and try and prevent leafletting of the cars. Mostly because they charge a fee for this activity.


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