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I Have a Question - Volume 129 - Dynamic Dave

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recommended camcorders - Civic8
Looking to buy a cheap but good dv Camcorder,Price range £200/300,OK not expecting miracles for that price, but not many reviews on Models sold in my area.

One that looks good spec wise is the JVC GR-D247 at £249, any one recommend a camcorder around this price,I only need auto mode and to playback record to dvd recorder,that simple,most important is image quality
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recommended camcorders - geoff1248
One of my many jobs is video production and I would strongly suggest that you look what the professionals use. All the guys I mix with (including BBC and ITV) use Sony for the simple reason that the quality through the Carl Zeiss lens is second to none. You would be advised to look for a second hand Sony rather than a new JVC,Panasonic etc. Initially you may only want to playback to a DVD recorder but I will guarantee that eventually you will want to edit the video through a PC. Just make sure that whatever you decide to buy has firewire connectivity.
recommended camcorders - cheddar
Sonys have lower resolution CCD at the same price point as JVCs. I bought a mega pixel JVC GRD-93 from Amazon a few months ago for £199, at the time my local store was selling the lesser GRD-53 for £429!! and the next best price online was £299, it is now £279 though still a competitive price for the spec. I found some US sites that rate it highly.

I have not used it much yet so cannot vouch for quality personally.

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0001ZN718/qid=1...7
recommended camcorders - geoff1248
You can have the highest resolution CCD known to man, but if you put a rubbish lens in front of it....
recommended camcorders - cheddar
You can have the highest resolution CCD known to man, but
if you put a rubbish lens in front of it....


Yes, IF you put a rubbish lens in front of it though as I say I have found some very positive reviews for this JVC. Also there is a lot of difference in respect of the amount of information captured between a 580k 1/6" CCD and a 1/4" 1.33 megapixel CCD.
recommended camcorders - Stuartli
>>es, IF you put a rubbish lens in front of it >>

You don't seriously believe that JVC, Canon, Panasonic, Samsung etc would put "a rubbish lens" on any of their camcorders?
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recommended camcorders - geoff1248
Yes, a rather poor choice of words. Lets just say that I stick by my initial point that Zeiss lenses are truly excellent followed by Nikon. As I said just see what the pros use and you will usually see Sony for video and Nikon for stills. We have always used Sony for our video work. I appreciate that software will let you sort out a lot of errors but the OP is not interested in editing the captured film. Far better to get it right first time and for that you need a good lens in all lighting conditions.
recommended camcorders - Altea Ego
You can have the best lens in the world to channel the light, but if the CCD, media, and post processing chuck all the bits and bytes away..........
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recommended camcorders - Stuartli
>>just see what the pros use>>

I've been an amateur and professional (weddings, sport, commercial photographer over a period of 56 years - I do have Nikon and Ashai Pentax film equipment, but have used many other famous marques over the years.

These range from Agfa, Yashica, Practika, Tamron, Canon, Konica, Zeiss Ikon, Minolta, Olympus and Rollei (plus one or two others) and even my first camera, an Ensign Fulvue, which was given to me and my route into the fascinating world of photography.

I can honestly say that all the quality marques have always produce dsuperb optical equipment, although the Nikon and Pentax lenses usually had a slight edge.

To be honest, even today, I can usually spot photographs taken with a digital rather than a film camera and my son can do so as well.


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recommended camcorders - SpamCan61 {P}
>>Yes, a rather poor choice of words. Lets just say that I stick by my initial point that Zeiss lenses are truly excellent followed by Nikon. As I said just see what the pros use and you will usually see Sony for video and Nikon for stills.


Zeiss? Yes they made some exceptionally fine lenses, but then my current mobile phone has a "Carl Zeiss Tessar" lens....brand dilution anyone?

In terms of still cameras then yes I suppose Nikon ruled the 35mm roost 20 years ago, these days I see far more pros using Canon than Nikon; but then pros have a very different agenda to an amateur snapper like me - who uses Pentax, Canon & Panasonic FWIW.

Having said that I agree 100% with yourt point that counting megapixels is no way to but a camera.
recommended camcorders - Civic8
Thanks for all replies to my question,but decided to go for Canon.

I bought the cheapest of Canon Camcorder,after looking at several,Picture quality was not any different to my eye between any of Camcorders I looked at, most more expensive.

Very little in the way of manual options,But needed fully auto anyway,even this cheapo has far better picture Quality than the old VHSC I used to use,and as good in low light conditions
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Landlord witholding deposit - deepwith
Carrying on from vol.128- this happened to daughter and 3 housemates in NW10 with an agent. He signed off house as being in good condition then made excuses for not returning (substantial) deposit. When we got involved suddenly he had had to repaint the whole house, had bills to pay etc. He had had copies of the final accounts for all bills when he signed off the inventory (fortunately!). When we investigated further he claimed to belong to several association who had no record of him. He paid after a stiff letter from a solicitor (£45) and a phone call. We have just heard from Brent Trading Standards that he is being prosecuted.
Landlord witholding deposit - defender
as of 30th april this year all landlords in scotland have to be registered with the local council ,failure to register means not allowed to collect rent and large fine/prison.should help to control bad landlords , with good tennants I dont collect the last months rent and anyone a bit suspect keep the deposit witheld for 28 days
if you have never let out property you would not believe the things some people do and the mess they leave behind ,some thigs are classed as hazardous waste (old oil ,batteries etc)and if you art a business the local tip wont take them without payment so best to be sure.
Presenting to a Chinese audience - SjB {P}
Continued from IHAQ volume 128.

Thanks for the considered reply, Mark. Yes, I do a lot of presenting and have become quite skilled at doing so in English, but you mention some interesting points.

It will indeed be simultaneous translation, and yes I routinely employ a number of techniques, including appropriate use of pauses. I try to actively engage my audience, presenting with change of cadence and taking them with me, but this I think is where the risk lies; rhythm with be destroyed and familiarity of subject will likely have brain a whole paragraph in front of mouth! "Concentrate, Potter", to coin a phrase!

Another interesting point you touch on is clear and concise use of the English language; working for a Swedish employer - but with English as the company language - my colleagues are often kind enough to comment that they find me easy to understand. This is not the same however as an interpreter translating for a non-English speaking audience, and you make me realise that for a simultaneous translation grammatical correctness and tightness of wording is not always going to be the best option.

Thanks too, Round The Bend; my presentation will necessarily be scripted - as it is expected to be available after the conference - but the translation will be "live"; in other words I will be able to hear it over the same PA system that I will be using. Concentration, as written above, will therefore be of paramount importance.

Cheers for now; I may well report back on the experience!

Presenting to a Chinese audience - SjB {P}
Coming back to concentration; some years ago I made a Best Man's speech as a 28 verse ode to the Groom that I had written and then committed to memory. I had great fun delivering it until the guests laughed so long and so loud that the pause for effect ended up having me laughing with them - and promptly forgetting completely where I was. Thank heavens for the crib card with the first two or three words of each verse that I had been determined not to use!
Presenting to a Chinese audience - No FM2R
> I try to actively engage my audience, presenting with change of cadence and taking them with me, but this I think is where the risk lies;

Not really. Just do it more slowly. Strangely even though our sense of humour differs and jokes/puns do not translate, body language works reasonably well across culture. So you can still do as you do to an english speaking audience, just take your cues from their behaviour rather than their voices, and bear in mind that their reactions will be out of phase with your speaking - so despite the fact that you are expecting a reaction at a particular moment it will almost certainly be at a different moment which can be disconcerting. Keep half an eye on the translator, they will almost certainly be chinese but they alone in the room will be reacting to your english, not the translated chinese. Their reactions may be masked because they are working, but you will find that you can take a lot from them.

I have done it when I can see the translator and when I cannot. Its a darn sight easier when you can.

Presenting to a Chinese audience - cheddar
I suggest that even in China 10% of the audience will be almost fluent in English and another 20% will have some knowledge so a few light jokes will not go amiss even if they are not translated, i.e. if 20% of the audience laugh then the atmosphere will lighten.

Will you have any support material, Powerpoint etc. If so perhaps a Mandarin speaking colleague, if you have one, can assist in putting in a few key written/visual messages to help the audience feel more at home with you.
Presenting to a Chinese audience - andymc {P}
When I was doing one of the interpreting modules for my languages degree, I was advised that one of the best ways to deal with an untranslatable joke (such as a play on words) was to say "Ladies and gentlemen, the speaker has just told a joke. Please laugh." Of course, this would actually cause a titter to go around the audience anyway.
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Vroom, vroom - mmm, doughnuts ...
Presenting to a Chinese audience - No FM2R
>>even in China 10% of the audience will be almost fluent in English and another 20% will have some knowledge

Depends on the industry and the level and background of the people you're talking to; but it would be a huge mistake to count on that. Far better to count on what you do know and not guess.

>>so a few light jokes will not go amiss

Oh it really, really will. Please don't do that. Nothing worse than a scripted joke for a translator to deal with. It will go wrong and you'll look a fool.

>>if 20% of the audience laugh then the atmosphere will lighten.

No. Realy, really, NOT.

Even if 20% of the audience laugh - and that isn't likely - 80% will feel left out. Half of those will then lose focus as they try to get a translation from someone who did understand. They'll then miss whatever you say next.

These people are not paying for someone to tell them jokes. They are paying for a serious, value-added, presentation.

That is not to say that humour does not have its place, but one of those places is not a joke told to a translator in a culture you are not familiar with. And "the speaker has just told a joke. Please laugh" will abolsutely happen - which will not cause a huge outflowing of respect.

>>few key written/visual messages to help the audience feel more at home with you.

This is business, not kindergarten.

Presenting to a Chinese audience - Pugugly {P}
Brilliant Mark - I can only add watch Alan Partridge's last series afore ye go !
Presenting to a Chinese audience - No FM2R
Thanks PU, although my last paragraph seems to have got lost. I assume that a Mod - probably Dave - is rather awake.

Presenting to a Chinese audience - Dynamic Dave
Thanks PU, although my last paragraph seems to have got lost.
I assume that a Mod - probably Dave - is rather
awake.


Not me this time. DD.
Presenting to a Chinese audience - cheddar
Presenting to a Chinese audience - No FM2R
Presenting to a Chinese audience - cheddar
Presenting to a Chinese audience - cheddar
Change of Career - wd 40
If honoured back-roomers, after 20 years in the same sort of jobs, were to contemplate a change of career, where would they look for advice and guidance ?

Change of Career - L'escargot
If it was me, firstly I would check out average salaries for various professions/jobs. Why not do a google?
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Change of Career - mare
If you knew what sort of career you wanted to change to, you could find a forum of that profession and ask.

Or you could get some views on here.
Change of Career - adverse camber
If you mean you dont know what you want to do, and want structured suggestions and guidance then there are apparently some worthwhile companies that do sort of lifestyle consultancy - but there are also plenty of crap ones.... And they are not cheap. The sort of firms that help out when firms close down and resettle staff.

There used to be a web based multichoice thing that asked loads of questions and made suggestions, no idea what it was called or what you would google for to find it.

I would start by doing a list of the things that you enjoy and detest about the work that you have done just to focus a bit. Then think about what else you want to have or avoid. Look through the jobs pages of different papers/journals new scientist/grauniad/telegraph/ etc and think about everything there - which things might appeal which not.

Good luck.
Change of Career - Gromit {P}
A useful starting point for ideas on what you might like to work at is to try a personality profiling test. The Myers-Briggs test is probably the most widely used, but I've found this Kiersy test (which you can do on the web) helpful too:

www.keirsy.com/

You do have to register, though, so read the terms and conditions carefully if you don't want to sign up for newsletters and offers to buy follow-up reports.

Another exercise that I've found helpful when thinking about what you do and don't like is, rather than trying to make a strucutred list, just write down every thought that comes to you as you think about your possible career change. As you sort through what you've written afterwards, you may well find recurring themes popping up that you're more inclined to 'filter out' if you're thinking logically to draw up a list. Give it a try!

If you have some idea of what area you'd like to work in, the Mature Student sectoin of the admissions office of your local university or higher-level college should be able to advise on how to set about getting whatever training and qualifications you need.

Good luck!
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Change of Career - BazzaBear {P}
Just so everyone else doesn't get as confused as I just did, Gromit meant to write the link as www.keirsy.com there {Link has been amended - DD}
Change of Career - Union Jack
VMT BB - I got so confused I felt that I needed a change of carer rather than career!

Jack
Change of Career - Gromit {P}
Apologies all, Gromit cut and pasted the link and didn't realise it wasn't clickable. Thanks for fixing it, Dave.

Still, hope it's provided some useful food for thought...

Humbly,
- Gromit
Change of Career - adverse camber
Errr I prefered the first link www.keirsey.com the second link kiersy.com is a domain squatter.

try www.advisorteam.org/ as an alternative
Change of Career - andymc {P}
Over here in NI there's an organisation called the Educational Guidance Service for Adults (EGSA). Although their primary focus is on training and education, including essential skills (literacy, numeracy, IT etc) they can also provide guidance on training courses and career options. I'm sure there must be an equivalent across the water.
www.egsa.org.uk
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Inheritance tax ?? - Petel
Heard yesterday that there has been some change in the Inheritance Tax rules, which will require the re-writing of millions of peoples Wills.
I seem to have missed this one, can anyone please fill in the spaces?
Thank you, Pete.
Inheritance tax ?? - Hugo {P}
I don't know a gread deal about this but my accountant did mention that some people who had devised clever IHT avoidance techniques now find that such schemes are no longer valid as a means of tax avoidance.

People who have just done the basic will shouldn't have much to worry about. The IHT threashold has been raised to a more sensible level though.
Inheritance tax ?? - adverse camber
go check on one of the specialist sites. I heard that they have changed something to do with Trusts. There has been a bit of an outcry because lots of people - not just the *very* wealthy - have wills that settle into trusts.
Inheritance tax ?? - Mapmaker
It has something to do with accumulation and maintenance trusts. If you think it might affect you, you should go to see a solicitor.

These are set up for children & young people when it is viewed that they should not have control of the millions (or thousands) that they have inherited rather too young.

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Now, 'trusts' are viewed as a BAD thing by socialists. Cos they're set up by the wealthy to avoid tax. So most trusts that aren't A&M trusts make a healthy contribution of inheritance tax to the Treasury every ten years.

But we all know that any parent can be mown down by a bus, and they like to provide in their will that their brat won't be able to fritter the money away until they are 25.

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So broadly speaking, anybody with a will and minor children and mention of an A&M trust in the will needs to edit the will to remove '25' and insert '18'. But it's never that simple, hence the cost of rewriting wills is estimated to be something like £80m, and the annual additional tax take estimated to be something like £10m. Somebody else might have more accurate figures, I can't remember.

Pointless. The VAT take on the £80m will be more than the additional tax take this year... And all those 17 year olds with more money than sense...
Inheritance tax ?? - Mapmaker
Oh well the swear filter's done for that not sure why and I can't be bothered to retype. sorry.
Inheritance tax ?? - Hugo {P}
Mapmaker

Why don't you e mail me the words you intended to type, and I my be able to edit your post.

H
Inheritance tax ?? - Stuartli
>>The IHT threashold has been raised to a more sensible level though.>>

Well you might think so, but in my comparatively modest middle class area houses are now going for £250k plus.

Even my humble Victorian three-bedroomed property, which cost £2,300 in 1965, is now worth between £175,000 and £210,000 judging by house sales over the past four or five years.

If only I'd built up a property portfolio in the 1960s...:-(

But, of course, it was all relative wages wise. Buying the equivalent of my house would cost just as much if not more, depending on the particular area.
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Inheritance tax ?? - Dalglish
change in the Inheritance Tax rules, which will require the
re-writing of millions of peoples Wills

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pete l:

putting it very simply, anyone who left assets to be handed over to beneficiaries over the age of 18 via a trust fund could require their will to be rewritten in the next 2 years.

for example, a couple whose current wills stipulate that on the first death the "nil-rate-band-amount" goes in to a trust for their child(ren) and held in the trust to be paid over at a date much later then the child(ren)'s 18th birthday may need to rewrite their will.

this applies not just to couples - it will apply to any trust where you do not hand over the assets to minors as soon as they attain the age of 18.

as i said, this is a very simplified summary.

as mapmaker says, talk to your solicitor who drew up your
original will.

Inheritance tax ?? - Petel
Thank you to all for the replies. Now I have some idea of what this is all about.
Thanks again, Pete.
Inheritance tax ?? - hxj

Just one quick warning - unless you are thinking of dying in the next couple of months, and have already entered into a tax planning will - dont bother seeing a solicitor until we have a final Finance Act and a better understanding of how the new rules will actually work.
Samsung MP3 player - Happy Blue!
We have just bought his and hers Samsung YP-Z5 MP3 players. We are very happy with them and they have a supposedly 35 hour built in battery. Assuming I am away for a couple of weeks and need to charge the battery and do not have a computer with a convenient USB port, what do I do? Is there a mains adapter that can be purchased?

Thanks
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Samsung MP3 player - BobbyG
Espada, I have a Samsung YPT7 and have only ever charged it up through USB.

However, I notice that the fitting fits my wife's Motorola phone charger perfectly so could possibly charge it with that if you have one? Hers is the Motorola V3.
Samsung MP3 player - Happy Blue!
Thanks Bobby - I don't have a Motorola, but I though the fitting looked similar. I suppose I could buy a Moto charger.
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Samsung MP3 player - Altea Ego
make sure its a 4.5v or 5v charger....
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Samsung MP3 player - David Horn
Would have to meet the USB spec to be fitted with a USB plug, surely?
Samsung MP3 player - Welliesorter
Have a look at

www.mobilefun.co.uk/product/7596.htm (Can't vouch for the company as I've never used it).

This is a universal mobile phone charger that uses a USB connector. I suspect that the player's lead would work fine with the car or mains adaptor included in this set.

I've also seen these for sale on eBay.
Samsung MP3 player - Dynamic Dave
www.mobilefun.co.uk (Can't vouch for the company as I've never used it).


I have, and never had any problems with them.
Samsung MP3 player - Altea Ego
Would have to meet the USB spec to be fitted with
a USB plug, surely?


that'll be 4.5 to 5.0 volts then,.
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BBC Watch Again - drbe
I am having problems finding the BBC Watch Again facility.

Can anyone advise me is this service available for all programmes, or only for a select few?

How do I access the service, please?
BBC Watch Again - Statistical outlier
Watch again is only for a select few programmes at the moment. IFAIK, they are running a trial at the moment to roll it out more generally, but this won't happen until late this year, early next.

For the moment, you can get video news easily from the www.bbcnews.com site, and you can get specific programmes from their own websites within the BBC. Or, if you're in London, you can get homechoice and watcha variety of programmes for a week after they are broadcast as it is TVoverIP.
Removing ceramic-disc tap headworks - L'escargot
I want to change one of the ceramic-disc headworks in our kitchen sink mixer tap because it leaks past the spindle seal. However, it's stuck fast despite the fact that I've got a 17mm socket onto which I can put a lot of torque. I have to stop applying the torque when it gets to the point where I can no longer prevent the whole tap body from turning with my other hand. Apart from this the (plastic?) sink starts to distort. So rather than ruin the sink I have temporarily given up. I squirted some WD40 onto the outside of the headworks but this didn't help. In fact I later realised that there is an O-ring sealing the headworks to the tap body anyway and this O-ring will prevent the WD40 from getting to the thread.

What's the answer ~ apart from either ignoring the leak or getting a complete new tap unit? In case it's relevant the axis if the headworks is horizontal.
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Removing ceramic-disc tap headworks - L'escargot
...... axis if the headworks is horizontal.


of the headworks .....
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Removing ceramic-disc tap headworks - Altea Ego
gentle - read GENTLE! heating of the tap headworks with a hair dryer. The tap body will stay cooler due to water dispersinf the heat, and the other part shoudl expand slightly
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Removing ceramic-disc tap headworks - L'escargot
gentle - read GENTLE! heating of the tap headworks with a
hair dryer. The tap body will stay cooler due to water
dispersinf the heat, and the other part shoudl expand slightly


Since the headworks is the inside bit don't you need the tap body to expand, rather than the headworks? Surely if the headworks expands and the body doesn't then it will get even tighter.

Don't tell me ~ I got to stop calling you Shirley ;-)
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Removing ceramic-disc tap headworks - wemyss
Its often easier in these cases to remove the tap and put in a vice where you can really use some force.
Its also a good idea when fitting any valve or tap to break the seal before fitting. A little grease on the threads and just nip tight.
Many tap heads are so tight its nigh on impossible to undo and its only a few minutes extra to remove them completely.
On washbasins its always the safest way.
However before doing this remember that trying to prevent it turning by hand strength only means you can only use a small amount of force.
With a conventional tap a very long heavy screwdrive under the spout and against the body works very well. If not a cloth wrapped around the chrome and a pair of stillsons to resist the force is another.
Night vision binoculars/monoculars - PhilW
We have a family of foxes that have set up residence under a shed at the far corner of our garden (about 50 metres from house). They are rather attractive creatures, especially the 2 little cubs. We have seen them occasionally in the morning, wandering and playing on the lawn but they are obviously most active at night - we can hear them but not see them. Anyone any experience of (cheap) night vision binocs or monocs? Don't want to spend much because in a few weeks they will be gone I gather, (and I don't really have much other use for night vision equipment!)
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Night vision binoculars/monoculars - Altea Ego
If its a good earth, ie the family prosper, it will be used again next year.

www.night-vision.co.uk/acatalog/catalogbody.html
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Night vision binoculars/monoculars - Peter D
You can try www.bullnet.co.uk although you may still be looking at £250. They were selling some ex Russian ones but I heard they where very grainy. The other solution is an infra light source and use a CCD camera as they are sensitive to IR. Bull sells those as well. Regards Peter
Night vision binoculars/monoculars - BazzaBear {P}
Would the easiest solution be to just install a light in that area? Or do you think the light would scare them away?
Night vision binoculars/monoculars - Gromit {P}
No, the light will scare them, as will the movement of people or pets anywhere near the earth.

TVM is right, if the areas suits them, they'll return year after year - as the fox who moved into my parent's back garden has done.
Night vision binoculars/monoculars - Pugugly {P}
Low light/IR video cam ?

We had foxes on our land this spring, unfortunately the Springer found them before we did and as he hadn't had his legal database updated and chased them away capturing a very tiny cub. Not good.
Night vision binoculars/monoculars - PhilW
"the Springer found them before we did and as he hadn't had his legal database updated and chased them away capturing a very tiny cub. Not good."
Hunting with dogs PU? Will you be struck off? Imprisoned? Heavily fined? - suggest you go into hiding along with dog! I trust it was an English springer otherwise it could be liable to instant deportation!
Thanks for suggestions all.
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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Hugo {P}
A few weeks ago we acquired a collie puppy. He's now nearly 12 weeks old and he's great fun.

This is the first dog we've had as grown ups, Both my and SWMBOs parents have had them in the past when we were children.

Two problems I'd like some advice about please.

1) We have 4 cats and were advise to get a puppy rather than a fully grown dog. We're trying to get him to stop chasing them. He's only playing but it is mayhem every time a cat wants to go past his area of the house. Do we just leave them to sort it out amongst themselves or can we do anything to discourage him?

2) He nips. We have tied to discourage this. Again he's being playful. I can stop him quite easily, but SWMBO and the children do have problems. He has several toys around the place that we throw to stop the behaviour at that time. That works for 30 seconds until his attention is distracted.

Thanks

H
Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Armitage Shanks {p}
My daughter breeds cats and has a sheltie puppy. They seem to ignore each other but they do have a huge house. Nipping is part of being a collie - it is how they control sheep SFAIK!
Collie puppy - what have we done?! - artful dodger {P}
Hugo

What have you done, as you said. It is something I want to do again, but until I finish rebuilding my home, I have been banned from having another dog. Personally I prefer Labradors and have had 3 so far.

I cannot advise with the cats, but relating to biting I would take a tip from the dog's mother in corrective training. If the puppy does something you do not like, then bite it's ear. You will hear a squeal, but they learn pretty quickly what makes you do it. It might seem an unusual thing for you to do, so if you cannot face biting the ear then pinch the ear hard between your fingers using your finger nails.

Do not believe you cannot teach an old dog new tricks. Many years ago I used to exercise my lab with a friend with a collie. Well she managed to injure her back, so for 6 weeks I took her collie (aged about 9) out for exercise using a ball. The collie always used to start running as soon as the ball was thrown. Well I managed to teach him to sit and stay whilst I threw the ball. His owner could not believe I had trained him at such a late age and in a relatively short period.

Do have fun with your puppy, just remember collies grow up so quickly and mature into a dog that never seems to tire of exercise.


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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Stuartli
Any family with a cat which introduces a dog to the household will advise you that the cat will/should almost certainly make it clear who is boss.

A cat will initially use its claws to warn the newcomer who will eventually get the message.

Given a little time, a week or so, and the pair should prove the best of pals.

It's always happened in my household and those of family and friends.

Re the Sheltie. We've just lost ours at the age of nearly 16 and, as pointed out, they are sheep/guard dogs and nipping sheeps' ankles is part of Mother Nature's programming for their original role in life.

The only time our Shelite (a breed, as you may be aware, developed for the cold and windy barren wastes of the Shetlands) nipped anyone was when he occasionally came unexpectedly across a stranger in the home (such as an electricity meter reader).

His immediate reaction was to nip the stranger's ankle if not stopped in time - just a natural reaction to someone being on his territory.
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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - L'escargot
According to the young lady on "It's me or the dog", when a dog does something you don't want it to you just take it into another room and shut it in there on it's own until it's calmed down. I think the theory is that it learns that doing what it shouldn't results in it being isolated from the rest of the family and getting no attention whatsoever. Once you've let it back into the room you're in reward it with a titbit. If it's naughty again just repeat the process and keep repeating it until it gets the message. If you give it attention when it's naughty it associates that naughtiness with getting attention ~ which it likes.
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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Altea Ego
Its a pup. It playbites - its part of growing up.

DO NOT THROW A TOY WHEN THE DOG NIPS YOU.

Think about it. I am playful dog, I nip someone and someone throws me a toy? WOW that's fabulous fun, i shall keeping doing this......

Be very careful you do not reinforce or reward unwanted behaviour.

The dog needs to know two words WRONG and GOOD. They are called clicker words. You associate not good or no rewards with WRONG and nice rewards with GOOD.

You need to know what motivates your dog, with Labs its food, with collies it tends to be fun and games (like a tuggy toy) Try both tho. Cut up cheese into tiny cubes. Get down witht he dog and say GOOD, then feed a cube, GOOD then feed a cube, GOOD then feed a cube ETC ETC,,,,,(or GOOD then tuggy game, GOOD then tuggy game) Get the picture? GOOD = reward.

Then once you have GOOD = Reward in the dogs brain you can then just use the word. AT THE VERY INSTANT (fast timing is crucial) a dog offers you a behavior you want to encourage you say GOOD, and then follow up with a reward (can now be a tickle behind the ear, a pat, a tuggy game or food)

Teaching BAD is much harder. The old school would get a dog and say BAD (then slap dog) BAD (then slap dog) etc. About ten of these is enough to enforce bad. You can always tell a SLAP BAD dog as they cower a bit and cringe when you talk to them harshly. Some dogs can take it some cant - Its fine for a BIG rough Tough dog like a Malinois or German Sheppard but other dogs will be cringy.

So Try BAD (then turn your back on the dog) BAD (turn your back) or BAD then lift dog by scruff of neck and place it two feet away from you. Anything the dog does not find fun can be used as a BAD reward.

Its all about behaviour and consequences. Using Positive click words (rewards) is the way to teach your dog all the things you want. Sit, stay, come here, down, etc etc. Once you and your dog have this raport and communication its JUST FABULOUS fun for both of you.

And yes when the cats have had enough they will swipe some claws hard at the dog and it will leave them alone!


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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Stuartli
What TVM is rightly trying to get across is that a dog is a pack animal and you have to make it clear that you are the pack leader.

Puppies learn this from their mother when growing up and it's also the reason why their "play" is so instructional amongst each other.

Another way (one of many) to get across the fact that you are pack leader is to ensure that, if you go out with the dog, you go out of the door(s) first and the dog (on a lead) follows just behind. It's also one of the reasons for teaching a dog to walk at heel on command.
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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Altea Ego
In truth pack management is handled very very easily and you dont have to do anything special. The dog is second behind anyone that feeds it. It has to be. No dog can be above anyone its dependent on its food for.

SO Just make sure all the family take turns in feeding the dog. Ok not practical for babies but applicable from toddler upwards. The dog automatically slips down the pecking order behind anyone that controls its food.



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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Hugo {P}
Thanks for some very good advice.

I especially like the idea of putting him in a separate room until he calms down.

The idea of everyone feeding it makes sense as well.

SWMBO and I have just read what has been said and we'll definitely be trying some of these ideas.

Thanks again

Hugo
Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Chad.R
I take it your not going to try a Tyson on poor thing then?

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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Altea Ego
Some of these protection type dog trainers are so full of the macho carp. They have to be PAck Leader! Its more about their own standing with fellow man than anything to do with dogs.

On the other hand I know of one trainer who can train real tough in your face scare the living pants out of you rip your arm off protection dogs (west midlands, Northants police and RAF)- Purely by positive reward based training. NOt a hint of pack mentality or bullying or winding up the dog anywhere.


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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Stuartli
Again you are correct. It's why I always carry small dog or cat biscuits in a trouser pocket. Both cats and dogs over the years have quickly realised exactly which pocket the biscuits are housed.

I even once trained my best mate's elderly cat to come to the words "Come here" within a few minutes merely through giving it a couple of these biscuits each time he did so. My mate was astonished at how quickly it learned.

By the way all my cats have also come when whistled as well as knowing their name. The same principle has applied i.e. a food reward, but originally arose when a kitten new to the home began joining the dog and I on walks when it was old enough to go outdoors (three months).
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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Altea Ego
Oh and a collie? when its growed a bit you are going to have to run the legs off monster on a daily basis. Find a thing called a chuck-it ball launcher. It will save your arm....
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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - artful dodger {P}
Oh and a collie? when its growed a bit you are
going to have to run the legs off monster on a
daily basis. Find a thing called a chuck-it ball launcher. It
will save your arm....


I can vouch for all of that, mine was called a Wango. Reminds me of a funny story of my friend who had the collie mentioned earlier. We both lived in the centre of the city of Rochester and had to cross the A2 to get to the main playing field. One day she was on her own and a car suddenly stopped and the driver dashed back to her. He then helped her cross the road - he thought the Wango was a white stick and she was blind. She did not have the heart to let on, as good samaritans are rarely around when you need one.


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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Pugugly {P}
Do we just leave them to sort it out amongst themselves or can we do anything to discourage him?

No they'll sort it in time.


Pronblem is that collies are, like Springers, very task driven and it's difficult to eradicate patterns of behaviour once entrenched, you need to sort the nipping business very quickly or you'll end up like us with a crazed hound that dominates everything and fears nothing. Your dog is now establishing his place in the pack and even though he's so young will try to dominate the "bitches", he needs to be put firmly in his place now. We failed to do this with our Springer who will only respond to me and is hostile to everyone but more so to females. His male offspring (he has sired a few pedigree and some mixtures) turned out sound, thanks to early intervention and are superb working dogs in some casesand good pets in others. He is a problem partly because we let him get away with it when he was a pup. Get a book or web input get it soon.
Collie puppy - what have we done?! - mjm
Our collie sorted out the pecking order between him and the rabbit, rabbit came into family first and let collie pup know it. The cats will do the same.

Nothing to add to the training aspect but, in our experience collies get bored easily and if there is nothing constructive to do, fetch balls, tug of war, eat, walk etc then they will find their own "amusement", damage soft furnishings, chew chair legs etc. By 3 months old ours had learned to open doors(lever type handles) by jumping up and leaning on the door with one paw and operating the lever with the other. They are very intelligent.
Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Hugo {P}
PU I think what you describe could be happening at the moment.

I think he knows where he is with me but its the wife and two daughters I'm worried about.

Our youngest and I took him for a walk this evening and he played her up quite a bit. But as soon as I took the lead he was a different dog.

I'll need to go back to that book SWMBO bought when we got the puppy. Some training sessions may be on the cards as well.

I think the suggestion about all the family members feeding him, and getting him to sit for his food etc is a good one.

The tyson thing is not my cup of tea though :)

H
Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Pugugly {P}
Don't let him sit on the chairs/sofa. That is a dominating thing...may look as pretty as a picture....
Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Stuartli
>>I think the suggestion about all the family members feeding him, and getting him to sit for his food etc is a good one.>>

My other half very rarely had to feed our Sheltie for one reason or another, unless I was away for a day or two, but it never altered the relationship.

He knew his place...:-)

Ironically, we took our Sheltie over when he was nine years old (my daughter, whose dog it was, moved abroad), but friends and family all remarked not all that long afterwards how much calmer and better behaved he was after being with us.

A proper routine of meals, regular walks and the establishment of who was pack leader quickly sorted him out and he proved a wonderful companion.

It wasn't my daughter's fault other than her (and his) days were different from one day to the next because of her work - the dog didn't have a set routine to follow.
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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Hugo {P}
Thamks for the suggestions everyone.

Well, since the posts yesterday, we have been trying to implement some of the ideas. During dinner last night he started to get a bit of a handful so we put him in the living room to calm down.

It was then he learned to open the door!

We're working on the biting at the moment and it seems to be happening less - can't tell much over 24 hours I know but we just try to ignore him or push him away without looking at or speaking to him when he does it.

The cats still aren't talking to us though.

H
Collie puppy - what have we done?! - PoloGirl
We've got a rescue collie that we've had for five years now and is still a handful - the key is definitely, as someone else said, showing it that humans come before dogs in your house, and to wear it out with walks and things for it to do.

The biting thing should be quite easily sorted. When puppies are playing and they nip eachother, they yelp. So that's what you need to do too - as loudly and as high pitched as you can. I've seen this work and it doesn't take long for it to sink in.

Definitely go along to some training at this early age, as it will also help with socialisation for the puppy. Try and take some other family members too or you will end up with our situation where the dog behaves for me and my mum but knows she can wind my dad around her little finger (if she had one!)

Little things that show you are boss are: going through the front door first when you are going/returning on walks and making sure that the dog sees you all eat your dinner before he gets his.

We really notice the difference in our dog when she hasn't been given enough to do during the day - she is whiney and wont settle, and barks at absolutely everything, like she's inventing her own games. I got her one of those balls that you put food treats into and she has to work out how to get them out the other day and she loves it. Perhaps the same would work on your dog when it's older, particularly if it's going to be left.
Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Stuartli
We've got a rescue collie that we've had for five years now and is still a handful>>


A collie is a highly intelligent (perhaps the highest level in the dog world) working dog and, like all such dogs such as labradors, German Shepherds, spaniels etc, requires plenty of exercise and mental stimulation.

Clearly you are doing that and the main thing is that you both benefit..:-)

Since we lost our Sheltie (might only be have been small, but who was capable of covering remarkable distances and still wanting more) I've walked only a fraction of the 20 miles or so or we used to do a week. More often than not we used one of two local golf courses, so I had a very good idea of the walking distances involved.

I used to see one collie owner who drove a golf ball up and down the fairways; each time the dog would race about 100 yards ahead, turn round and crouch waiting eagerly for the ball to land somewhere near him.

Great exercise...

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Collie puppy - what have we done?! - Pugugly {P}
We bought the Springer one of these in the hope it would keep it occupied. No interest at all. It has now disappeared we suspect buried deeply. This dog is disturbed I tell you.
Tax payments to US - David Horn
Hi,

I'm hoping one of the experts amongst you might be able to confirm my thoughts about an email I received from an American company regarding the affiliate money they pay me from sales generated by my website.

They want me to complete an application form for a US tax identification number, and after that provide them with a second form ("Certificate of Foreign Status of Beneficial Owner
for United States Tax Withholding").

They say that if I don't provide them with these details they're going to immediately dock 30% tax from my payments, and apply them retrospectively for the first half of 2006.

I'm sure that as a UK citizen I have no obligation to provide them with such a form, nor do they have the right to withhold my earnings. I have my suspicions that at this point I should really be consulting an accountant. :)

Ta very much,

David.

The full (and remarkably boring!) email is below for reference:

Dear Partner,

We hope that this correspondence finds you well and that you have enjoyed a successful 2006 thus far. In March, we contacted you regarding U.S. tax documentation obligations. The purpose of that correspondence was to communicate U.S. guidelines for sales reporting to the U.S. Internal Revenue Service. We regret any inconvenience, and hope to help make this as easy for you as possible while still abiding by law as required by the U.S. Government.
If you have not yet provided us with the requested documentation, please do so as soon as possible and not later than May 15th. Completing this process will benefit you in three ways:

a) It will ensure that you are following U.S. law and regulations
b) It will enable us to report your sales income to the U.S. IRS accurately
c) It will allow us to remit payments to you accurately and in full

For your convenience, a copy of form W-8BEN may be obtained at www.motricity.com/pdf/W8BENForm.pdf. Be sure that when completing this form you provide your United States Tax Identification Number (U.S. TIN) where indicated. If you neglect to include this information, it will be rejected by the U.S. IRS.

If you do not currently have a U.S. TIN, you will need to apply for one using form W-7 or form SS4. For your convenience, these forms may be obtained at www.motricity.com/pdf/IRSIndividualTINApplicationW...f (W-7) and www.motricity.com/pdf/IRSCompanyApplicationforEINF...f (SS4). Motricity is unable to process an application for a U.S. TIN, so if you do need to obtain a U.S. TIN you will need to do so directly with the U.S. IRS. Please be sure to review the guidelines for these documents. In both the case of the W-7 and SS4, instructions and FAQ's are located after page one of the document itself.

In our experience, this process is less onerous than it may appear. In fact, in many cases developers will be able to claim a tax treaty benefit (between the U.S. Federal Government and their country of residence) that may minimize or eliminate withholding. If you are seeking this benefit, be sure to complete part 1, line 6 of the W-8BEN. Providing correct information will allow us to report accurately and in some cases will eliminate or reduce the need to withhold based upon U.S. tax law.

Once you have completed form W-8BEN, you will need to mail it to us at:

Motricity, Inc.
2800 Meridian Parkway, Suite 150
Durham, NC 27713
Attention: Accounting Department

The mailed form must be the original per U.S. IRS requirements. We encourage you to create a copy for your records, as well.

Regrettably, if we do not have your form by May 15, we will be required by the U.S. Federal Government to withhold 30% of your of your royalties from past and future earnings. However, should the appropriate tax documentation and form(s) indicate that you have registered with the U.S. IRS and are requesting tax treaty relief; the withholding rate may be reduced depending on your country's tax treaty with the United States Federal Government. Any tax withholding by Motricity (per Federal guidelines) will be retroactive for the 2006 tax year and will be remitted to the U.S. Treasury Department.

Should you need additional resource and information with regard to the requested documentation, you may view and print the forms at the IRS Forms and Publications web page. For your convenience you may also obtain W-8BEN instructions at www.motricity.com/pdf/W8BENInstructions.pdf. For more U.S. tax information, please refer to Publication 519, U.S. Tax Guide for Aliens at the following link: www.irs.gov/publications/p519/index.html.

Thank you for your attention to this important matter. It is not our intent to create additional work for you or your team, but by law we must comply with the regulations of the U.S. Federal Government. Keeping accurate records and ensuring that we are following U.S. tax requirements will help both Motricity and you avoid future disparities that could arise as a result of incomplete documentation. If you have already provided us with a fully executed form W-8BEN as required by the U.S. Government, please disregard this reminder - thank you for your attention to this matter!

As always, we appreciate your hard work and partnership. We look forward to receiving your completed tax form soon and in continuing to bring your outstanding titles to the mobile marketplace.
Sincerely,
Alex Bloom
Vice President CDS
Motricity, Inc.
Tax payments to US - AlastairW
Unfortunately David they do have the right. If the US government had its way they would tax everyone in the world. Fortunatly, you can get out of it by filling in the form they have asked for, which will exempt you from US 'withholding tax', provided you agree to declare the income here.
I must emphasise I am no expert in us tax affairs. You could do a lot worse than raising you query on www.accountingweb.co.uk/
you will need to register, but someone is sure to know the actual rules on this.
Tax payments to US - Kevin
>one of the experts amongst you..

Not an expert but I've had to deal with US IRS for more than 10yrs.

If you generate income in the US, you will have to register with the IRS and, depending upon status and sales/income, complete a tax return each year. Failure to do so can result in *very* draconian punishment.

If the earnings are more than a few thousand dollars you should really contact a Certified Accountant for advice. You may be able to reduce your tax burden depending upon where you declare/pay it.

I can put you in touch with a very good CPA in Texas in you email me through the Mods.

Kevin...
Tax payments to US - David Horn
Thanks guys - will send in the forms and see what happens. What sort of draconian punishments could they impose on me?
Tax payments to US - L'escargot
What sort of draconian punishments could they impose on
me?


I believe that the US of A still has the death penalty, chain gangs, ......
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Tax payments to US - Pugugly {P}
More than likely invade your back garden on the basis of looking for weapons of tax evasion.
Tax payments to US - Altea Ego
Only if there is oil there....
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Tax payments to US - Kevin
>What sort of draconian punishments..

For US citizens/residents their first line of attack is usually a demand for immediate payment of all taxes due, plus interest and a hefty fine.

If that doesn't work they follow up with siezing all the assets they can lay their hands on and selling/auctioning until they have recovered what they want.

One of my favorite annecdotes is about the IRS auctioning Willie Nelson's assets in Texas. His fans bought whatever they could and gave it back to him when the IRS had finished.

Last resort is a jail sentence, unless you are Mafia, in which case it will be first.

As a non-resident, if the sums were substantial, they would probably ask for you to be detained if you ever tried to enter the country.

Kevin...
Tax payments to US - Altea Ego
Dont forget it was the IRS who put all the big crime bosses away - including Al Capone.
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Tax payments to US - Cardew
As a UK taxpayer you have to declare your worldwide income. There is an agreement that any tax you pay in the USA is deducted from your UK liability.

I had some interest on the deposit(held by a lawyer) for a property I was purchasing. It was all of $150. They made a big deal about declaring this huge sum to IRS.

I don't know how much your income is but a trip to the USA as an deductable expense - via Miami or somewhere warm - would seem to be in order.