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If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
Hi

I need a little car, and have a tight budget. Little car owners... what do you drive? And what are their good points and drawbacks.

I know. The reviews here are great, and helpful, but there is nothing like the voice of experience.

Thanks in advance.

Ali

PS I have been looking at Pandas and..... Pandas so far. I like the little Panda, but am open to ideas.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - NowWheels
How little is little? ;)

Do you realy want a small car, or are you just looking at small cars because they are cheaper?
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Aprilia
£8k is not a tight budget for a small car.

New (or ex-demo) it will get you good cars like the Aygo, Micra, Swift, Colt, Fiesta.

Difficult to choose, but any of the Japanese brands is likely to be OK. Depends whether you want 3 or 5-door and what sort of performance you are looking for.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Gromit {P}
If you like the style of the Panda but want Japanese reliability, the Suzuki Ignis might fit the bill.

Regards,
- Gromit
If you had just £8000 for a little car - patpending
You can now buy an "06" reg MG ZR for that money. Sorted.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - local yokel
Toyota Yaris would be a good choice, perhaps.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Tomo
And you'd get an Ignis Sport for less than that. Our family one has been great.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - turbo11
The Honda Jazz is supposed to be very good.I have been trying to persuade my wife towards one, but she wants another Polo.Admitedly her polo has been ultra reliable(one fault in 9 years),easy to service and relatively cheap for service items.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Statistical outlier
My GF absolutely loves her Ford Ka. She only paid 5k for it new, and it's very good round town. Bit small for longer distance use though.

She's got it in metallic red, and has medium term plans to paint it up like a ladybird once the warranty has expired :-). I think this may be a hint that it's more of a girls car...

Gord.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - markengland
No question - new Suzuki Swift. There are a few used ones about but not many since the new shape only came in on the 05 reg. Great looking, stylish, comfortable, roomy, a nice drive and very reliable car. I'll be getting one as soon as I've sold my big car (Vectra). I've compared them with the Hyundai Getz and there's no contest really. If you look into the Swift, make sure you're looking at the new shape (05+) otherwise you'll think I' mad..... ;)
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Aprilia
Hmm. Seems to be a bit of a waiting list for the Swift now....
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Martin Wall
It really depends what your real requirements are.

Why do you want a small car? Do you drive a lot in the city or do you make regular motorway journeys? Will you have problems getting a larger car parked where you live?

For example are you a young driver without much or any insurance record? In which case you'll want something with a low insurance group.

Do you have to carry any passengers/luggage regularly? Then you'll need decent interior room and you'll probably want 5 door rather than 3.

How concerned are you about safety? In which case you'll want a car that does well in the NCAP crash-tests: www.euroncap.com/ (generally speaking the larger a car is and the newer the design is, the safer ot will be.) The Panda only gets 3 stars out of 5 whereas the New Yaris scores 5.

How important is reliability to you? If very then I'd avoid anything from an Italian or French manufacturer - yes a sweeping statement I know!

Do you want to buy new (with a full 3 year warranty) or used?

How long do you plan to keep the car for?

Some small cars that get good reviews are:

Toyota Aygo/Citroen C1/Peugeot 107 (all built in same factory in the Czech Republic by Toyota) - can get a new Aygo for £5995 from Autobytel) - these are very small cars though!

Mitsubishi Colt (the best deals link lists new base model at £5995)

New Yaris (with a big discount)

New Suzuki Swift (not much of a discount available)

Honda Jazz - HJ likes these a lot.

Do you have an existing car to trade-in? If not you could do worse than look at the 'Best deals' item to the right where you'd get a good idea what your money would buy you.

You should really just narrow down your list to the few cars that meet your requirements and get some test drives booked.

Anyway, I hope the above helps in some way. I realise it's just a big list of questions!
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
Thank you so much, EVERYONE. I really appreciate it.

My husband drives a big lumbering car for his motorway journeys. For Christmas last year, because I had been very ill, he bought me a Fiat Panda, so I should not be stuck without a car when he was away. The car has to transport small kids from time to time as far as shops five miles away. Occasionally, there is a motorway journey.

The Panda was new, but within a few weeks I totalled it, in the first accident of my life. I poked my nose out of a side road and it was swiped off.

So here I am again, looking for another new, small car just for me. I would really like a Panda, but no one seems to have any. I am shocked at how requests to buy a car from Fiat are received. You would never believe they were car dealers. So if I have to wait a long time, I might have to consider something else.

Many of your suggestions were on my list, but some are new and they will all be checked out.

Thank you very much for all your help - everyone.

Ali

PS the Panda was fantastic. I was with my seven year old son. We were sideswiped by someone going over 60mph in a 4 x 4. We barely heard the crash, and only felt a slight tug - like someone heavy getting in. I was expecting my headlight gone or something, or the bumper off. But the whole front of my car was rolling down the road, engine included. When Fiat say the Panda has a strong cabin, and is soundproofed, you have to believe it.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Lud
PS the Panda was fantastic. I was with my seven year
old son. We were sideswiped by someone going over 60mph in
a 4 x 4. We barely heard the crash, and only
felt a slight tug - like someone heavy getting in. I
was expecting my headlight gone or something, or the bumper off.
But the whole front of my car was rolling down the
road, engine included. When Fiat say the Panda has a strong
cabin, and is soundproofed, you have to believe it.


Am I alone in thinking there is something a bit unconvincing here? Could Ali be Lady Penelope in another hat? Just a thought, and no offence intended unless deserved. Some notes are duff and some false, and it isn't always easy to tell the difference.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
Hi

I don't know who Lady Penelope is - I mean apart from the puppet. I am not sure whether to be offended, because of not knowing who she is.

Sorry to turn out to be a completely genuine, real, live, car-buying person, but that is what I am. From Newark. In Nottinghamshire. And the accident even has a police incident number, for those of a truly disbelieving disposition. I had to call them because my car was in pieces all over a busy A road.

Want more information? I was hit by something I had never heard of until the accident - a Daewoo Musso. I am only five foot two and it seemed massive. It was driven by an extremely nice elderly man from the next village. I was very happy he wasn't hurt.

Not so much plausible, as boring, now, isn't it?

If I were going to be a secret car-promoting agent, I have to tell you that I would be more subtle about it than to just pile in, gushing. I was just trying to give a bit back to the forum. I bought the Panda on the strength of the Honest John review (Highly Recommended), and thought people might be interested in what happened to it when it was sliced in two on a misty winter's morning. The insurance assessor said he had attended three identical accidents that week - all of us had poked our noses out into a junction. And he said the Panda had suffered exactly the same damage as the Porsche and BMW - the other cars. I have no connection with Fiat, except as a recent former owner of one. These are just facts.

Yours, really.

Ali
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Lud
No offence then Ali, sorry. One can easily get things wrong.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
Hiya,

Please don't worry. I get this a lot. I am a copywriter by profession, so everything I say sounds like an advert. But it is unintentional. I am just here as me. I don't know how to turn it off.

So I truly do understand why you might suspect my motives. I hope you didn't mind my teasing you a bit!

At the moment I am still thinking of going for a Panda 1.2 Eleganza automatic. Even if I have to wait. Now, what I'd REALLY like is a Mini Cooper! In my dreams....

With best wishes.

Ali

If you had just £8000 for a little car - mare
Now, what I'd REALLY like is a Mini Cooper! In my dreams....


Have a look here, or search the auto trader yourself

tinyurl.com/jqo5u

I've used a postcode in Burton Joyce, which is not a million miles away from Newark. You can of course refine the search. Sure they're three years old, got a few miles on them and only two door, but you CAN have a MINI Cooper for £8,000.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - tyro
I drive a Ford Ka

Purchased brand new in 2003 for £5400

Like:
cheap,
good on twisty roads,
not bad on motorways,
good for parking in small spaces,
roomy enough in the front (I'm 6'1"),
the controls are all simple and intuitive,
has been faultlessly reliable

OK:
45mpg not bad, but there are better.
Engine does the job, but again, not the fastest.

Dislike:
could be better for braking,
brake pedal too close to accelerator,
window ledge too narrow for me to rest my elbow on,
radio not up to much,
storage cubbies not great (though this has since been improved),
prone to rust
no rev counter
clock is stylish, but I prefer digital clocks

If you had just £8000 for a little car - P3t3r
I have recently been in a similar situation, and test drove some cars. In the end I decided to stick with my Fiat Seicento because the other cars were so rubbish.

I would be very tempted to get a Fiat Panda because they are very cheap, and still good cars. The Panda was nice in many ways, but I found it very boring to drive, although that was partly because I didn't go round any corners at any speed during the test drive. Performance was very dissapointing, even compared to my 899cc Seicento, and I found the ride a little noisey.

I found the Aygo VERY bouncy, and had a very flat/dull engine. The boot was also too small for my needs dispite the exterior being bigger than my current car and the Panda. Rear visibility was stupid for a city car, you're almost blind when you park it! I also found the gearing rather tall for the city, I found that you needed to change to third at about 30mph, which I'm not used to. The gearing is probably how they get the 60mpg. The cornering was very scarey for me, it felt like it was going to topple over, I didn't have the guts to even drive it as fast as my Seicento. The dealer was very good though, and I did have a good test drive of this car.

The other car I test drove was the Corsa (1.2SXi+). This was bigger than I wanted, and was a little uninspiring until the test drive, but the test drive wasn't too bad at all. The engine was fantastic! Grip was good, but the steering wheel was totally dead. The lack of feel in the steering wheel was a little worrying because it was hard to tell even when the car was going to loose grip.

The KA's are great cars, but they have had some serious rust issues.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
There is a little, yellow Fiat Seicento that we always see in the same place, almost every time we go into Nottingham. We see it for a split second because it always then burns off everything in its path. I don't know whether it has had something done to it, but it makes me laugh seeing it burn off the Audis and BMWs!

It IS such a problem buying a car - any car. Yes, it's peanuts I want to pay compared to the cost of the average family car, but I want to make sure I am doing the right thing. I loved my Fiat Panda, but I have spent three weeks trying to get another one, and the dealers are pretty appalling. If I were trying to buy a Rolls I might expect all this exclusivity thing. But for a Fiat Panda? They should have them stacked on shelves, shouldn't they?

Has your Seicento been reliable, or is that a hilarious question? And thanks for taking the trouble to tell me about your test drives. It really does help.

Ali
If you had just £8000 for a little car - P3t3r
My Seicento has been great value. It's the only car I've ever had so I haven't really got much to compare it to. It always starts very well. In 3 years/15,000 miles (3 years old/33k miles when I got it) I've had the exhaust, battery, and the rocker box gasket go. The gearbox is rubbish, but works. If they still made Seicento's I would almost certainly buy one (a Sporting).
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Welliesorter
No-one has yet mentioned the Skoda Fabia. One with a few optional extras would just be within the budget. Don't get one without central locking - you can't open the boot from outside. It's very similar (sharing many components) to the current Polo but has a better reputation for reliability.

I've found mine to be the ideal compromise between Yaris-sized and Focus-sized cars. It's also comfortable enough for long distance journeys.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Avant
Ali - if you loved your Panda and want another, it really should be possible. It could be worth trying a Fiat dealer a litle further away: but if you've already done that and they're all useless (which I agree is quite possible!) you could try:

- www.carsupermarkets.co.uk to find car supermarkets in your area (some sell new cars as well as nearly-new)

- one of the brokers such as www.drivethedeal.com (or it may be .co.uk) who can often get a good disciount, especially as through force majeure you haven't got a part-exchange.

Good luck!
If you had just £8000 for a little car - hjd
Quoted 2 week wait for the Eleganza 1.2 auto here www.broadspeed.com/cgi-bin/bsc/config.pl?request=g...a

I wouldn't get a Seicento unless you have short legs - I had one as a courtesy car and had to take it back as couldn't get my legs straight and was in a lot of pain!
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Nsar
Quick look on Autotrader produced an 06 plate 1.3 Panda at Sunwin of Derby for £7995. Horrible puke yellow colour but a Panda nonetheless. I just put in a random NG postcode and it produced dozens of the little blighters.

As the owner of a Yaris I can tell you they're very good cars too and £8k will buy you a lot of Yaris.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Adam {P}
You haven't exactly said you want a brand new car.

Eight grand is a lot of money and certainly not a "tight budget". Start looking a cars abotu a year old and you have an awful lot of choice!
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
Thanks everyone, again. There are lots of Pandas if you don't want an automatic. And God forbid if you want the Eleganza automatic with a centre rear seatbelt.

I dunno. Perhaps I am asking too much in logistically-challenged (ie we have no stock) Britain. I just want the new car I want. But they want to sell me something different.

I will check out all alternative sources. Again, I am indebted to you all.

Best wishes.

Ali
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Avant
"There are lots of Pandas if you don't want an automatic. And God forbid if you want the Eleganza automatic with a centre rear seatbelt."

Ah. I suspect that what's happened here is that Fiat make for stock the models that are most in demand. It could be that most people choose a Panda as a runabaout and go for the cheaper versions (mostly with manual gearboxes), which therefore abound. You might have to have an automatic Eleganza made to order - which usually takes several weeks.

My current Audi took 8 weeks - in fairness, that was exactly how long they said it would take.

I don;t know for sure as we haven't had a Fiat for 25 years (the memory still rankles!), but I thought all dealers for mainstream makes of car have a computer systems which can pinpoint whether, and if so where, a particular model is in stock somewhere in the country.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - BobbyG
Is it not the case now that if you write off a brand new car within its first year, the insurance company will replace it with the exact same car without the option of cash? Thought that used to be the case?
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
Hi,

Yes you are right, but I had bought a two month old car from the Fiat dealer. It had been a showroom model. To the assessor it wasn't new. So I didn't have the choice of a brand new car. I also lost £200 quid on the price I paid, which seems a lot in just two months. The whole assessor bit was horrible really. I think the insurance companies shouldn't make traumatised people strike bargains straight after an accident.

When I bought the first car, I had really wanted the higher spec but couldn't wait. Now I am going to add to the insurance money, and get the higher spec after all.

But the wait is STILL a pain.

Ali
If you had just £8000 for a little car - barchettaman
Not sure if it's been recommended already, but what about a Kia Picanto? Similar spec and concept to the Panda, and you *might* find the dealers a bit friendlier.
They are outselling the Panda in Germany, you see a lot of them about, they are pretty cute and girly.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - oldtoffee
>>but what about a Kia Picanto?

My wife has one and likes it a lot. It is a lot of little car for a little money. It is smooth to drive, eerily quiet around town, has enough performance, handles OK and brakes outstandingly. Aircon, 4 doors, elec windows all round and decent JVC head unit make it a bargain price. Downside? The boot is tiny but with 4 doors it's easy to put stuff on the back seat and there is just about enough room for passengers to get by OK on short journeys.

The dealers are helpful and friendly but it looks like Kia have recently done the rounds and got rid of a lot of their smaller ones as being unsuitable so if we need a main dealer we have 3 times as far to go. Bit galling for the proprietor of our rural dealer because years ago he had the Skoda franchise and they did exactly the same to him when VAG took over saying too small and cosy for their image, so he took on Kia.....
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Martin Wall
Wow - I had no idea new Pandas could be bought quite so cheaply!!
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Buster Cambelt
My Dad bought a new Kia Rio and is delighted with it. I drove it once and it is really is a cracking little thing for not a lot of money.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Craig_1969
www.autoexpress.co.uk/crashtest/car/9/

A review of the Sciento (apologise for the spelling), this is a reason to sell it immediately and buy a safe car.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
Bad, bad, bad girl...

I am test driving a Mini tomorrow. I know. It's not under eight thousand. Bad, bad, bad.

A serious mid-life crisis is driving me.

:)

Ali
If you had just £8000 for a little car - madf
Kids + 2 doors = possible.
We did it for years.
Prepare for scratched and or torn upholstery/dashboard from bags/feet/sports gear.

4 doors is possible.
Prepare for scratched and or torn upholstery/dashboard from bags/feet/sports gear. But less than 2 doors.

Both affect resale.


madf
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Aprilia
Bad, bad, bad girl...
I am test driving a Mini tomorrow. I know. It's not
under eight thousand. Bad, bad, bad.
A serious mid-life crisis is driving me.
:)
Ali


Mini's are good if your number one priority is handling and cornering power. However they have serious weaknesses in other areas IMHO. Obviously they are 2-door and space is tight in the back - so not great if you have kids. They are also poor on long journeys due to a hard ride and relatively high noise levels - I speak from personal experience. They are expensive for what they offer when 'necessary' options are taken into account. To some extent its a triumph of fashion over function - but if you really like the fashion aspect then fair enough!

For less money you could have a Skoda Fabia 1.4 16V a/c, a Polo or any number of good Japanese small cars (Jazz, Yaris etc.). If you like the Mini styling then you could try the Suzuki Swift 1.5GLX which can be had for about £8500 and comes with 4 doors, aircon, keyless entry etc etc and is a good drive (quiet and smooth ride).
If you had just £8000 for a little car - helicopter
I can certainly recommend the Yaris - SWMBO drives one and its a cracking little car IMHO. I love the handling when I drive it.

I would go for a 1.3 five door GLX .

You can't go wrong with the legendary Toyota reliability and they have the very best dealer network ( with the possible exception of Honda ).

If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
You are all so knowledgable, funny, kind and friendly. Thanks.

Ok, I have calmed down a bit from yesterday's mid-life crisis. But not much.

I am going to check out the Swift first (can have top spec of that - with knobs on!), and then all the others you kindly suggested, until I find something that makes me feel twenty one again. Or at least thirty again. This fortysomething business is sooooooooooooooooooooo depressing.

;)

Ali - Mid Life Crisisee.

PS the BMW dealers here were all a bit snotty today, which was depressing and put me off. I could understand the haughtiness if they were selling me a Series 7, but a Mini? Not all are the same. We bought a car from one in Northampton and they were lovely. Pity I can't transport them up by a couple of counties.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - doctorchris
You know, it took Fiat 5 months to deliver my Panda 4x4 which eventually arrived in July last year. The excuse was the dealer not realising for 10 weeks that the order had failed to go in properly followed by a 3 month normal wait for delivery.
I think that Fiat can sell as many LHD Pandas as they can produce and are not interested in the UK RHD trade. Seem more interested in selling us cheap and antiquated Puntos.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
Hi doctorchris,

As far as I can tell, there is only one Fiat Panda for sale in the entire country. Three dealers have all offered to sell it to me for different prices. I am an awkward kind of gal, and I just hate the idea of being forced into buying JUST THE ONE CAR!

Ok, budget update. My delicious husband has increased our budget for this new car to - wait for it - £14000. Hooray!

Imagine my confusion now. Should I have a really big mid-life crisis now, and buy something very silly? What mid-life crisis car would YOU have for that money? Remembering I have to fit my small son in the back, and cater for my husband's automatic licence.

A big part of me thinks I should be sensible and get the really great offer from Vauxhall at the moment for a 1.8 air con Astra estate, auto etc etc. All that car for just over 14 grand if you buy on the net.

But what about my soul?

Looks like it is going to have to wither and die. Thanks to you all I know everything there is to know about the superminis now, but bigger cars? I am out of my depth.

I am still going to test the Suzuki thingie car tomorrow, because I could have that with BIG stripes on and annoy Mini, couldn't I? Incidentally, what was I thinking? I can't have a Mini because they are three door. I would be so terrified of being unable to rescue my son. I have to have five doors. Sorted on that front, at least.

There should be some giant search facility (are you listening HJ?) where you feed in your requirements - eg air con, doors, engine, price or whatever, and it finds you what you can have across all models. Would be a complete nightmare to keep up, but so useful for buyers. Manufacturers should all do this for their own configurators, but most don't bother.

Web design. It matters.

Hope you are all having fun. ALL VIEWS GRATEFULLY APPRECIATED. I know this new budget is more than my old budget, but it has to buy either a dream come true, or such AMAZINGLY good value that everyone kills themselves with jealousy at the bargain whenever I retell this story.

Merci.

Ali
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Gromit {P}
Hi Ali,
Irrespective of how much or how little you're spending on a new car, two thoughts spring to mind:

1) You're the customer. Sales staff need customers to stay in business. So if they're not willing to talk business, walk away and find another who is.

2) If the Fiat/Mini/whoever dealership isn't helpful when you want to buy, what would they be like if you made a claim under warranty.

(I should add in Fiat's defence that both their local dealerships in my corner of the world offer excellent customer service.)

As for a database that churns your requirements into suggestions for new cars, the AA used to offer such a service. But it always seemed to produce a bizzare set of offerings when I tried it. You won't do better than the Back Room regulars for advice, IMHO.

- Gromit
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Alijazz
Hi Gromit P

I agree about customer service. I always walk away if people don't give it. I am walking away from Fiat because I don't think I should only have one car to choose from, and then have to wait to get it.

My original Fiat Panda man is very nice but he doesn't have any cars. The others are all odd and say negative things all the time. I want to be happy when shopping. I want to hear what I can have on a car, not what I can't. I've managed to share a car with my husband for years, and now I can have my own. I want choosing to be a fun experience.

And it is, in this forum. I will buy something and I will be happy. I am like this about anything. When I go for a meal I take ages to choose and then always want everyone else's meals.

Bear with me. There will be a new car at the end of this.

:)

Ali

PS what mid-life crises did you have or do you expect to have?
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Aprilia
I've owned quite a few cars over the years, driven loads (in a 'professional' capacity) and still buy and sell a few nowadays for 'holiday money'.

One of the things I've come to realise is that spending more on a car doesn't necessarily get you more motoring enjoyment. I've had some of the best motoring with cheap cars. My most miserable motoring experience - which caused me a lot of stress - was with a nearly new BMW 7-series. Not only was the car not as good to drive as I thought it would be, but the dealers made a mess of doing some work on it and I ended up badly out of pocket and in dispute with them.

Decide what you need and then buy a car that suits your needs. Don't buy up to a budget.
I would caution against the Astra unless you actually need an estate. They're not a bad car, but its hardly going to be 'nippy' for local running about, is it? Ok for a plumber's work vehicle, I guess. And Vauxhalls don't have a great reputation for reliability - there have been a lot of niggles with the latest Astra. Also it is likely to loose value rather quickly.

Something like the Suzuki Swift of the Jazz or Yaris sound like they'll suit your needs and are likely to be easier and more fun to drive. Modern small cars can have all the luxury of big cars (air con, air bags, sound system etc.).
Buy something cheaper and spend the rest on a couple of extra holidays.

If you really do want to spend more then try the Nissan Note. I tried one of these in Japan last year and thought it was a great family car.....
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Alijazz
Hi Aprilia,

You are right. I should decide what I want and then consider the money.

There was a surreal moment today when I got bored with car surfing (sounds like a new sport) and actually considered going round the dealerships asking what I could get for £14,000 pounds.

As if a car was a handful of Fruit Salads, Black Jacks, gobstoppers and sherbert fizzes!

To all of you, once again, thank you for being so generous with your time in trying to help me. I may not have replied individually to all, but I have considered everything each one of you wrote to me, and will check all suggestions out. I can't tell you how much I appreciate this. You have saved me so much time and angst.

Ali
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Avant
Ali - if you talk as well as you write, your husband must never have a dull moment - no wonder he's upped the budget!

Aprilia's advice as always is good - think of the cars you want first. If you want smnall and nippy (as opposed to your husband's 'lumbering' (do I detect a Swedish tank?!) then you could well get what you want for a lot less than your new budget.

It has to be an automatic you say - that restricts the choice a bit. Try a Honda Jazz CVT, Alijazz - the CVT doesn't sap the performance like conventional automatics. I think your shortlist might be between this, the Suzuki Swift that you're going to test, and if you can find one, the Panda, which seems to have become a protected species.

Somehow I don't think you're quite the Vauxhall Astra estate type - there will be people who have them on the forum so I ought to be careful - but there is this image of the man who's come to mend the photocopier....

If you do want something a bit bigger, you can get a decent Ford Focus within your new budget, and thy are very good to drive.

Good luck, and you're right, it should be fun. Take your time and go for lots ofn test drives.
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Alijazz
Hi Avant,

Thanks for contributing. All ideas much appreciated. I am very excited about going to see the Suzuki Swift tomorrow - and even better - tomorrow is now TODAY!

Things have moved on, in a good direction, I think. My husband caught me looking at the Vauxhall website and said, "You have purple spiky hair. I can't let you buy a Vauxhall Asda." We stared at each other open-mouthed. When the Freudian Slips are that pertinent, you have to heed them, don't you?

So, we have just spent a fabulous evening speccing a new Suzuki Swift. Thus far the extras I want exceed the value of the car (almost) even though shame prevented me from including the leather seats!

I never knew there were so many pointless extras I couldn't live without. Don't blame me for the rear spoiler and the extension thing to the exhaust pipe. I hardly need tell you that those are the work of a repressed boy racer. This is turning out to be a very Freudian email. Sad really, as I veer strongly towards the Gestalt. Let's hope the Swift does, too. It would be rather nice if it became more than the sum of its parts.

Jazz is part of our business name, not my taste in music, although I do like early Swing. I don't know what it is about the Honda Jazz. It's so handsome, but I just don't fancy it. I really have tried. You can't force yourself to love anything or anyone. It's a pheromone thing.

I hired a Jazz once, and couldn't form any view. When my husband came back from a week away, he asked me what it had been like to drive and I couldn't remember. I forgot a whole Honda Jazz. That's terrible. It's such a nice car.

I love your joke about the protected species. I wrote Fiat an email today entitled Farewell My Fiat Friends. I had corresponded about the lack of availability. They were sad to lose me, but admitted sightings of Pandas were rare. To their credit they offered to perch at the top of a bamboo stick and watch out for signs of movement. Nice people.

Ah well. A shiny blue Suzuki Swift is calling me. It's there in the dealership and if I want it I can just buy it. And if tomorrow the spec. I have stuffed in my handbag seems a bit silly, I may just do that. Even I don't always know what I am going to do, until I do it.

The saga continues tomorrow. And if it carries on beyond that we will all qualify for Saga insurance!

Yours, in a slow crisis,

Ali
If you had just £14000 for a little car - machika
If you are wanting an automatic, the Colt 1.3 auto is a nice car. The auto box is six speed and the smoothest changing of its type that I have experienced. There is a lot of room in the car, the seats are good and the engine has more power than you would get from most of this size.

My wife likes the look of these cars too, so we are seriously thinking of getting one. The only criticism of it that I would make, at the moment, is that the boot is very small.

For £8K you could get an 05/55 model (depends on whether you want 3 or 5 doors).
If you had just £14000 for a little car - NickS
Hi Ali,

Been reading your thead with much interest as it evolves. You seem to be quite happy-go-lucky, and want something a bit sporty (Mini and Swift have led me to this conclusion!)

My girlfriend has just replaced a Mini Cooper with a Mini Cooper convertible, and i would have to say they are not the most practical of cars.

If you fancy something a bit nippy, how about a Fabia vRS or Seat Ibiza 1.9 TDI Sport? Easily get a brand new one for way under £14k, and from what i have read they are superb little cars, and v.economical.

If you fancy something a bit bigger, how about a 2nd hand Golf 2.0TDI? £14k should get you a 18 month old example. (I drive a Golf and it does not feel a big car to drive)

Have you looked at a new Clio? I popped into a Renault dealer the other day, and they look v.nice indeed.


Personally if i had £14k to spend on a small car I would not look much further than a vRS.
Stripes and spoilers, I love you - Alijazz
Hi, NickS and good morning and welcome to the most exciting day of my mid-life (crisis).

Thank you for the last minute information. I am still open to being corrupted. Your advice is very useful and sensible. I am feeling nervous, especially having found an HJ review of the Mitsubishi Colt. I hadn't even remembered that supermini.

I would love the speed of a vRS etc, but am hobbled. My husband would weep bitter tears if he couldn't drive both our cars, and he has to have an automatic. Sports automatics are known as BMWs and are definitely outside my budget.

Also, if you check the First Motoring Memories thread you will read about the childhood trauma that compels me to buy only new cars. Blame the parents. I couldn't buy a second hand anything, which I know is stupid because my husband's car is always three years old (take care of your big cars because at three years WE buy them! Thank you!).

I think I am undergoing a very definite metamorphosis. I had thought that a mid-life crisis would make me dye my hair blonde, or start wearing minis, not driving them (I mean it. PERISH the thought.) But what happened is I woke up one day just knowing life would not be bearable without a car with STRIPES, STUPID TRIM and a SPOILER. I must give in to this. I am hoping all this nonsense stops before I HAVE to get a custom horn that plays The Star and Stripes Forever!

Off to have a bath so I don't mess up a Suzuki Swift. The rate this mid-life crisis is going I'll probably test drive a motorbike when I get there.

Wish me luck.

Ridiculous Girl racer - aged fortysomething.
Stripes and spoilers, I love you - Alijazz
I lied. I love second hand furniture. It doesn't usually break down.

:)
Stripes and spoilers, I love you - machika
I didn't realise you had to have a new car. Unfortunately, you won't get a new Colt auto for £8k and the dealers don't seem to be offering any discounts on them at present.

There is a 3 door 1.3 Equippe auto (in silver) at Available Car for £8k that has done less than 500 miles. If it wasn't for the fact that we are looking for a 5 door, we would probably have it. Personally, I wouldn't spend another £2K on getting a new car, when there is one with negligible mileage on it that is only about 6 months old, if it fits the bill in every other way. After all, it has two and a half years warranty left on it.
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - Alijazz
I am in love.

I test drove the Suzuki Swift today. It was a grey, drizzly day, but I didn't even notice.

The first complete shock is the size of the car. I had thought it would be tiny, but it's quite big. It's nice and wide. My husband is 6 foot and well built, and I have seen thinner days. In the Fiat Panda our thighs almost touched - nice for romance, but it interefered with the operation of the handbrake. In this car I would have no hesitation in ordering the middle box bit where you can store stuff. There is plenty of room.

What a jolly nice car. There's an understatement. Top Gear said it was a butch supermini and I see what they mean. I am not an expert, and don't know the right way to describe this, but it drove like a much bigger car. The steering on the Panda was really light - I always felt I would tear the steering wheel right off on some corners - but on this car it was heavier, and more positive, and felt something strong and purposeful was happening at the other end, to the wheels or something (I said I wasn't technical). It was very nippy, very nice to drive, made really great BRRRRRRRMMMMMMMing noises on acceleration, and generally put a smile on both our faces.

Its styling inside is really unusual, quirky and quite groovy. I can't believe how big it is. It offers more space in the back than our BMW 3. It was like the tardis.

They had Suzuki cars in all the colours on the forecourt and I was able to really see to choose. The dark grey is ultra smart, for those who veer towards the conventional. The dark blue is elegant. It was my third choice. A very nice shade. For a more spirited look, the red is a really different, vibrant red this time - not bog standard pillar box. I was very, very tempted by the red. But then I saw it. A Suzuki Swift specced in white with black trim, and it made my heart go all fluttery. That is when you know you are looking at the right thing.

This car in white looks like shopping in Paris, like walking in Rome, like skiing in the Alps. It looks so, so beautiful.

Everything was going so well. The dealer was lovely - old fashioned service, not pushy, let us test drive by ourselves etc. But then we had a big shock. The accessories, which are linked to from the official Suzuki accessories site, are listed at part price only, and don't include handling, fitting, labour or whatever you call it. Of course it doesn't say this anywhere, and all the other manufacturers quote on a fitted basis, so we didn't see that coming. It is VERY misleading. So we had wasted a whole evening and got all excited making a shopping list of accessories we feel we can no longer have. Yes, I could have them. I could probably have gold plated bumpers on a Suzuki Swift for £14k, but at those prices - almost double the web listed price - I don't feel so keen on some of the more frivolous items.

Still. I don't care. I am in love. If this white and black car cost three million pounds I would have it, the way I feel at the moment. My husband is doing the deal, because I just cannot be objective over something I like this much.

The dealer is ringing me back to sort out the accessories and see what is what. I will keep you posted. Tonight I am walking on air. I haven't felt like this since I bought an original Honda Prelude when I was supposed to be buying a Volkswagon Polo. It is all very exciting.

Hope your days were this good.

Ali
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - cheddar
I test drove the Suzuki Swift today. It was a grey,
drizzly day, but I didn't even notice.



How many cars have you test driven, i.e. what are you comparing this with? I reckon a Yaris, Jazz, Fiesta and Clio to name but four small cars are likely to be better long term propositions and probably better to drive. Also IMO £14k and Suzuki Swift dont belong in the same sentence.
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - Gromit {P}
Congratulations on finding a car you're really happy with, Ali.

I'd agree with Cheddar that £14,000 is an awful lot to spend on a small car, but look at it another way:

- You could trim back on the extras list. There are lots of 'nice to have' items you could add. You won't miss 90% of them if you don't - so spend your money on the 'must haves'.

- Or lets say you spend every last penny of your budget on a car you love, and in three years' time nobody will pay a fraction of that for it second-hand. There's a simple solution: keep it! Run the same car over 10 years and with any luck it'll continue to put a smile on your face for a long time to come.

Somewhere in the middle is a happy compromise, and its up to you alone to decide what that is. However you choose, happy motoring!

- Gromit

PS: Do take some time to read HJ's tips on how best to maintain your car properly, and you'll continue to enjoy the best of it far longer. It'll be time well spent...
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - Alijazz
Gromit, you have hit on the important thing. This car is for me and will run until it wears out. I don;t care about depreciation.

I promise not to spend 14k but will let you know what I do get for what I do spend.

Thanks for the goodwill.

Ali
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - Alijazz
Yeah, but did they have stripes and pointless spoilers? I am having a mid life crisis, cheddar. I need stripes. The last thing I want is a good long term proposition. I want something crazy, strange, unusual, ridiculous, frivolous, wonderful and silly. That I can get all that in a really nice car like the Swift is a bonus.

Because we have run only one car in the past, I have hired almost all the makes you mention and they are all truly great. But nothing moved me until now. Sorry to disappoint. You have to go with the pull of the emotions.

That is the wonderful thing about humans - we all like different things, and today I like the Suzuki Swift. Now tomorrow...

;)

Ali
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - Aprilia
I went through a similar exercise with a female relative. We looked at lots of cars (Yaris, Jazz, Fabia) and the Swift came out very strongly. Suzuki certainly seem to have got it 'right' - its very roomy and the ride and handling is very good indeed. My only real criticism of the car was that the 1.5VVT felt less powerful then I expect for over 100PS. It is a bit short on low-down torque and comes into its own above 3000rpm.
When you take the price into consideration the Swift really wins hands-down, and that is what she's ordered. A 1.5GLX for about £8.5k. The only snag is that lots of other people seem to think the Swift's a good buy because there is currently a shortage. Having taken her order for delivery this week, the dealer has now said he's struggling to get a car - hopefully he's going to be able to source one from another dealer before the end of the month.

BTW - I don't see how you can get a Swift up to £14k..!! Suzuki accessories actually look quite cheap and most of them are simply screw-on/clip-on items. What on Earth are you wanting that takes the price up to £14K ?
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - cheddar
OK stripes (optional), frivolity, under £14k, Fiesta ST150, has the benefit of a 2ltr 150ps and great handling.

www.ford.co.uk/ie/test_mail/-/fie_st


Muuuuch more cred that a Suzuki Swift.
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - cheddar
Stripes!

www.ford.co.uk/ie/fiesta/fie_0508_exp/fie_0508_gal...#
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - cockle {P}
Only just looked at this thread, do people really spend £8K-£14K on ordinary everyday runaround cars??

I know I might seem tight but I've only once spent over £1500 on a car and that was when SWMBO fell in love with one and 'persuaded' me that she should be allowed to spend £5K!! I had to lay down in a darkened room for a month!

Still I suppose someone has to at some point otherwise they wouldn't be around for me to buy later at sensible money to run into the ground....... Now, bangernomics, that's the thing.
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - Alijazz
Hello friends,

In order to understand my helplessness in the face of marketing, you have to see the accessories brochure for the New Suzuki Swift. Check out that car. Fit for a rally. In white. With all the trimmings. It's glorious.

I'm not asking for much. Just the works. The parts aren't very dear, but the labour being requested seems very high. Now that I know exactly what I want, I think it is time to try another Suzuki dealer, for comparison.

Cockle, do you live in the middle of nowhere, run a busy company, and have two kids, one autistic? 'Cos if you did, and you were in the middle of a mid-life crisis, you would want stripes and spoilers and bling and chav and silly rubber side strips all over the place, and everything attached to a shiny, new, warrantied Suzuki car!

This white car is so fabulous that I feel like sticking Castrol GTX stickers all over it, and adverts for Gauloises and Marlborough cigarettes. Let's face it. It's enough to make me take up smoking.

Vive La Swift!

Ali

PS you are all such good sports in the face of my bizarre buying decisions! Beats being sensible, doesn't it?!
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - Alijazz
Groovy stripes. But.... I'm already engaged.

I will take a look, though.

Thanks everyone.

Stripey
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - machika
It's all lost on me I'm afraid. Is this real, because it all sounds like something out of a slightly wacky novel?
Suzuki Swift will you marry me? - nortones2
For entertainment this thread deserves 10/10! Avoid the embarrassing Fiat dealership network. They were senza brio in the 80's - obviously they've not changed much!
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Alijazz
Avant,

I saw the Astra estate, and you are right. I would look as if I had come to mend the photocopier. It is absolutely fascinating how cars pigeon-hole their drivers, even if incorrectly. Whenever my husband hires a Vauxhall Vectra he gets out of it saying, "it's just a hire car." People who don't even know him and aren't even looking at him until that point are completely baffled. On one occasion people WERE actually gathered and looking at it and admiring it - he was in Ireland - and he was still apologising. So funny.

I was reading some of the profiles this evening, and I can't remember who... but someone wants to be a lion tamer. In comparison, my sad rally driver fantasy is a relatively mild mid-life crisis, isn't it?!

Ali
If you had just £14000 for a little car - PhilW
"fascinating how cars pigeon-hole their drivers"
"stripes and spoilers and bling and chav and silly rubber side strips all over the place"

I see what you mean!- but my image of you doesn't quite tie in with your profile!! How about a pink XR3i convertable??

--
Phil
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Alijazz
Hi Phil,

Welcome to the crisis!

I can't explain it. Any of it. I just woke up one morning and thought, "I have to have a very silly car." Look at this to see how out of character. I have been such a normal girl in the past:

VW Beetle - white. My first car. Heater always burned my ankles. Loved it. The car, not the burned ankles.

Ford Cortina - bright orange

Ford Escort - dark blue

Ford Escort - dark grey

Ford Escort - bright red

Honda Prelude - silver

Vauxhall Astra Hatch - white

Vauxhall Astra Hatch - red

Ford Escort Estate Ghia - metallic blue (how hilarious)

Vauxhall Astra Hatch - champagne

Vauxhall Meriva - turquoise

BMW Series 3 - dark green. Doesn't count. Hubby monopolised.

Fiat Panda - red (sadly now demised)

So you can see. I was VERY READY for breaking out. I mean, how much more sensible can a girl be? Think of all the photocopiers I must have mended. (An in-joke of this thread. Read up.)

Anyone who knows me might THINK I want a pink convertible in a mid-life crisis. I expected I would want just that. But in the event, I found I wanted something totally different, with flaps on. I was just a women with a boy-racer trapped inside her. No doubt it'll go from the thread straight to a Channel Four documentary.

I really must get a grip in all of this. There are dust balls blowing in the bathroom. There is no discernible floor surface - I haven't picked anything up for days. We are eating from some unlabelled tins that have been at the back of a cupboard for five years. No one is quite sure if they contain food. I haven't cooked, cleaned, mobilised, organised or done any of the usual things, for days. I've just fantasised about cars and drooled. It can't carry on like this.

Ok, here is the plan. This is the minimum amount of car bling I can live with. Please let me know if you think I am missing anything. There is still time to make additions.

NB. I would really, REALLY, REALLY like the 17 inch white alloy wheels, but at twelve hundred pounds - well, really. What am I thinking? Even I can see that is ridiculous. (I can barely believe I just wrote the words, "17 inch white alloy wheels).

I have spent my life mocking sad people like me, with stripes and flaps. And now .... now.... I.... UNDERSTAND. This experience is making me a better human being, isn't it?

Enough of that. OK. Here is the final list..... Drum roll.

Car. The Swift 1.5 GLX automatic (the least important part of this equation)

Locking wheel bolts (I'm easing you into the extravagance here! LOL!)

Rear upper spoiler (essential)

Side Body Moulding Set (likewise)

Bumper Corner Protection Set

Rear Bumper Protection Sheet

Mud flaps all round

Steel door sill guard (don't know what this is, but I want it)

Head Lamp Protector

Front Mesh Lower Grille - looks like snarly teeth. Love it.

Centre Arm Rest

Deluxe Carpet Mat Set (A/T)

Sunblind Set

Complete body stripe set (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

Superguard (to stick it all together once the bling is on)

So there we are. Now. If any of you wonderful persons here present can think of a reason why I, Alijazz of the forum, may not be joined in matrimony to a lavishly-accessorised Suzuki Swift, speak now or forever hold your modem.

If no one speaks up, I am placing the order tomorrow.

Have fun everyone. And thanks for everything. You didn't make a drama out of my crisis.

:)


Alijazz
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Aprilia
OK

First off, do NOT fit 17" wheels. The Swift comes with a 15" and that is about right for the car. A 17" will give an awfully knobbly ride and you'll get bad 'tramlining' - the steering wheel will tug side to side because of seams in tarmac etc. You really won't like it.
If you really want a bigger wheel then go to a 16" with a 195/40X16 tyre. Try Rochford tyres for your new wheels/tyres (www.rochfordtyres.co.uk). £800 will get you a set, with top quality tyres. They have a massive range of wheels. Don't forget your old ones will fit a Ford + numerous other makes - so sell them on eBay for £400 - so net cost of new wheels/tyres is about £400. A set of locking bolts is £30 tops.

A lot of the stuff you list (bumper protector, headlamp protector, grille, centre arm rest, sill guard, mud flaps) just screws/clips/pushes into place. Anyone who can use a screwdriver can do it.

You only need bodyshop labour and paint costs for the spoiler and side skirts.

If you had just £14000 for a little car - Alijazz
Aprilia,

Thanks for the great advice. You just saved me a lot of money. Ask me anything you want to know about digital graphics. It's only fair. LOL!

Best wishes,

Ali


>>>>First off, do NOT fit 17" wheels>>>>>>>
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Aprilia
Sorry, but I have seen the Suzuki accessory brochure and I still don't think I could get anywhere near £14k on a Swift.

The 1.5GLX can be had (with a bit of discount) for about £8.5k. The stripe kit is not dear (£80 or something IIRC) and any bodyshop will stick it on for you for 1 hour's labour maximum. Even the 'full on' all-round bodykit is under £900. Allow a max £200 for paint and fitting. £10k would get you a fully 'tricked up' Swift. Don't pay silly prices for their alloy wheels either. Suzuki wheels are a 4x100 PCD - about the most popular size - so you have a massive choice from aftermarket alloys suppliers. £400 should get you a decent set of your choice. And don't forget you can sell the standard alloys on eBay for at least £200 (I actually think the standard 5-spokes look better than their 'accessories' ones).

I suspect the Suzuki dealer might be sensing an eager customer and 'taking the mickey' price-wise. Pretty much all the other accessories (sport gear knob, leather gaiter, mats, etc etc) is stuff your husband should be able to clip/screw into place on a Sunday afternoon, and frankly its not too badly priced. Only the bodykit/spoiler/stripes requires bodyshop and even then a couple of hundred quid should cover labour.

If I were you I would buy the standard car and then get the bodykit accessories seperately and have a competent local body shop fit them.
If you had just £14000 for bling - Alijazz
Hi Aprilia,

Help. You are talking to me as if I know what I am doing. Also, please remember that I am a writer and designer, not a normal human being. If you want me to design a multimedia presentation demonstrating the accessory fitting, I can do it. But fit things myself? Even more laughable is the idea of my husband fitting anything to a car. He called out BMW the other day for a bulb change! Seriously, we are *very* automotively challenged.

I will show your mail to my hubby and see what he thinks. I definitely agree about the wheels. (Yippee - might still be able to get them!) Thank you for being so wise and helpful.

The dealer is probably still in tears after my tantrum on finding out the accessories were not listed properly. It was hard to hide my utter disappointment. HIS eyebrows went very high in his head. He is probably glued to Supernanny right now, to find out how to cope with me.

There is also a chance he is quoting high prices so I don't go back again!

I'll keep you posted. Many thanks for all your help.

Ali
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Avant
Hi Ali - glad you had fun with the Suzuki. Was it an automatic? If so, fine: if it was a manual, you need to try an auto and see if you love it as much, bearing in mind Aprilia's comment about the power being concentrated at the top end of the rev range. (That's why I like turbodiesels - the "pull" is where you need it, lower down.)

The Colt could be a good choice, but it looks quite like a Honda Jazz, so prepare not to be turned on!

I'm sure you and I are being marked down as frivolous by serious-minded Vauxhall fans on the forum - but I can see where you're coming from, especially after reading the 'earliest memory' post! You certainly had it badly as a child - the Vauxhall Wyvern and Hillman Minx were two of the most chronically underpowered cars you could find in the 50s, and they didn't improve with age. Interesting to see there are no affectinate memories of Hillmans - underpowered and unreliable is a dismal combination.

But it's nice to know that someone else is unashamed of buying with the heart as well as the head. I'm a boring chartered accountant but I buy new cars on PCPs - it doesn't make economic sense but, hey, we like new cars. So there....

Have fun and let us know what you finally go for. Just looking sround and going for test drives is fun, isn't it!
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Alijazz
Good evening Avant. How was your day?

Actually, good point. I had to test drive the manual because they didn't have an automatic for testing. But you know what? I don't care. Because I am buying this car entirely on ludicrous principles. If you start making me consider irrelevancies like performance, where will we end up?

My hubby shares your love of diesels. He just got a 330d. I drove it for the first time the other day and still haven't caught my breath yet. How can anyone look fetching in one of those? My cheeks spread all over my face with the G force, my nose was pushed to one side like Joe Bugner's, and I was only going from second to third. You can get to the shops and back before you even set off. Turbodiesels sure are fast.

I have CBFS (Car Buyer's Fatigue Syndrome). I can't test drive another thing - well maybe a Porsche someone was going to give me for free. I am sticking with the Swift, unless the dealer refuses to sell me one. My litmus test was going round a giant car park today looking at every small car, saying no no no no no yes no no no etc when I passed them. There was one yes to a huge Alpha Romeo I looked at by mistake. I didn't like anything else at all. There were no Swifts, sadly.

There is something about the Swift. It might not be the best car, and it might not be the best-looking. But it attracts me so strongly that I can't sleep at night and want to run away with it to Swiftland, wherever that may be.

Sorry to hear you are a Chartered Accountant - I nearly went in that direction. But you don't seem very boring. It's nice to have someone else in here who buys cars emotionally. Aprilia I have for balance ;)

Have fun.

Ali
If you had just £14000 for a little car - cheddar
that I can't sleep at night and
want to run away with it to Swiftland, wherever that may
be.



Darkest Japan and full of motorbikes, you wouldnt like it ;-)
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Aprilia
Alijazz

As regards the simple-to-fit stuff.... Just remember that I've found its possible to get about a £500 discount off a Swift (although your dealer probably won't want to give a discount). Anyway, that means that the dealer has some 'fat' on the deal to play with. If you are paying list price then I would expect him to fit the 'easy fit' stuff that I've listed for free and not charge you for the mats and a tank of petrol. Remember he is also taking a profit on the price of the accessories. Only pay for labour on the spoiler and side skirts. They'll need painting, but they just screw into place once painted - £250 should cover paint and labour.
If the dealer won't play ball then politely tell him you'll 'think about it' and go home to make phone calls to other Suzuki dealers.

BTW, the 'first quarter' for most dealerships ends at the end of March. They will be keen to register a car by the end of the month to boost their first quarter sales - so let them know you are looking for a March registration.
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Alijazz
Aprilia,

So many thanks, again. I will follow your strategy and see how we go. My husband is doing the business. He does mine and I do his. It's odd - we can buy cars for each other, but for ourselves, no. We know we can't hide our keenness!

You have been so very kind Aprilia. It is much appreciated.

Ali
If you had just £14000 for a little car - Avant
Go for it, Ali ! You've fallen for the Swift and nothing else will do.

"Be swift, my soul, to answer him, be jubilant, my feet" (Battle Hymn of the Republic - not all that relevant, was it, but it's a great sing. I'm a church organist in my spare time)

You may have to wait for an automatic but if you do have to have it built to order, then you can go for the extras (no, I wouldn't fancy fitting them myself either!)

For all the fun and frivolity, it's actually a very sensible choice (oops, I've put you off now!) - it was made car of the year by CAR magazine, who usually favour Ferraris and Porsches, and it should be reliable and hold its value.

Good luck, and thanks for sharing your thoughts, emotions etc with us and being such fun. Keep contributing - lots of people ask for advice on what car to buy and your input will be sure to be worthwhile, and probably left-field!
If you had just £8000 for a little car - badmedic
55 PLATE DCI CLIO and with any money left over a holiday
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Aprilia
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If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
Hi Aprilia,

You are right. I have been looking around the county and the adjoining counties and there is at least £400 off the price of the new Swift.

That would pay for my new, silly wheels!

:)

Ali

If you had just £8000 for a little car - Aprilia
Save your money on the 'Supagaurd' paint protection stuff too - nice little profit earner for the dealer without an proven benefit. Just buy a bottle of decent car wax for £5 and polish it yourself.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - machika
I have just read Channel 4's 4Car road test of the Swift and it doesn't like the 1.5 petrol engine a great deal.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Aprilia
I have just read Channel 4's 4Car road test of the
Swift and it doesn't like the 1.5 petrol engine a great
deal.


I just had a look at it. I agree that the engine could be said to 'lack punch' - it lacks low-down torque and likes to rev (which it does smoothly). Don't agree with the bit about throttle response and being hesitant. I drove two for about 1 hour each and throttle response on the open road and in traffic seemed fine. Rather better than the Fabia in fact, which is drive-by-wire and does seem to have an initial throttle delay programmed in.
I note the 4Car test was a pre-release test - maybe they didn't have a very good car or the problem has since been fixed...?

There are a few other tests on the web (What Car, autocar etc.) too.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - machika
Aprilia, do you think the engine's characteristics make it suitbable for an auto box?
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Aprilia
Aprilia, do you think the engine's characteristics make it suitbable for
an auto box?


Traditional autos are usually best with engines of two litres and above (the power loss is smaller proportionately and the power and torque bands are usually broader on a larger engine).
Small engines are often a bit peaky because they are tuned for more specific output (more output per litre of capacity) and that makes for peaky power curve. VVT, like Suzuki use, can help broaden the power curve.

A lot also depends on how well the transmission is designed; torque convertor, ratios, selection algorithm etc etc.

Really its impossible to say without driving the car. Let's put it this way, there is no reason it shouldn't be suitable. Also bear in mind that the engine on the auto version might be tuned differently from the manual version.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - toots
Hi, been reading all of this with great interest. I have never been inside the new swift but have seen a few whizzing around, ( nippy wee things aren't they!). I just traded in my renault clio dynamique for a Corsa SRI 1.4 16v and do not regret it at all! When i first saw the clio i HAD to have it, but became very disappointed very quickly as once i had the car i spent every month back at the garage as i had so many problems with it. I had a corsa before this and loved it, completely regreted selling it as it was the best car i ever had. New Corsa is brilliant and much roomier than clio, they are doing away with the SRI and so i got a good deal for it. Thoroughly recomend a corsa!
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
Hi everyone. How was your Friday?

Thanks Aprilia for the kind comments about my engine-to-be. I looked at it yesterday and it was grey with some pipes and shiny silver bits, which is good enough for me. I am glad you agree. If it is underpowered, I'll fit more spoilers.

Well. A rather anti-climactic day. Why can't car buying decisions be straightforward? There are no Suzuki franchises near to me, so I will have to travel to get this car. Those that are geographically nearest are not necessarily the best choice, as we tend to travel away from the city all the time, not towards it. We need a garage on our beaten tracks, if you know what I mean.

We approached three dealerships. The first we visited, the second and third we phoned, but we had seen the second on days out:

1. a tiny dealership with a very nice, mature salesman. Dealership run down, tatty premises on busy corner, weird bodyshop in tiny adjacent garage. BIZARRE Suzuki Swift in the showroom with non-Suzuki stripes applied that weren't parallel and edge was peeling up! Didn't inspire confidence. Other showroom Swift model with - believe it or not - what looked like car wash brushes crazing on the new paintwork. How weird is that? His first price was significantly higher than the others. This was subsequently reduced. I get the impression that the garage is struggling, but they were nice enough people and tried to meet my needs. My main concern would be poor quality of workmanship on fitted extras, and that they secretly put all the cars through the local car wash every night, on the scratchy programme!

2. this was a nice-sounding dealership. Friendly, non-pushy salesman. Family business - long-established. First prices good, some two hundred pounds less than above. Miles and miles away. Would be a three hour round trip to talk about anything in person or get something done. Too far, I think. Also, everything unseen at the moment except that they do exist and sell Suzuki cars.

3. totally unknown quantity of a dealership. Large firm plucked off Suzuki website. I haven't seen the place. Listed on Suzuki site under different name. Were recently acquired by part of the Pendragon group, which promptly closed the Mazda franchise within it. It still does Suzuki and some others. Salesman sounds young, helpful and very knowledgeable. Efficient - called me back within the hour with all prices, even though this involved bodyshop and a "decal, sticker, transfer man" they use. Says he used to be a mechanic, and could certainly explain the purpose of the bizarre things I had chosen. Had the most realistic fitting prices. Most of items to be fitted free, as Aprilia said they should be. Told me not to buy the white wheels (for same reasons Aprilia gave). Car two hundred pounds cheaper than the others because he was honouring a mistake I spotted on their website! (They had listed the price wrongly.) Accessories about the same price as everyone else's. If I went with them the saving would be about five hundred pounds over all - not to be sneezed at. Am sending husband tomorrow to check them out and buy car if all seems well. Main concern is that they keep changing hands, are going to move premises shortly etc.

So there was no clear winner. Each has good points. Each has bad points. Let's hope we make the right choice.

You know. The one thing I totally and utterly love about Vauxhall is that you can log on to the website, specify your car, and BUY IT! Everything in life should be that easy.

Have a good weekend, everyone.

Ali
Suzuki Swift with all the trimmings - Alijazz
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAW!

I am looking after my son today, which is literally a Rain Man experience! But because I couldn't go, my totally scrummy hubby just went and bought me my dream car. Dealer number three turned out to be absolutely fine. Cynical hubby had no important reservations, and actually liked the salesman.

"The Independent" gave the manual Swift GLX 1.5 to three readers to test and the report is out today. Actually, I read it on the Independent site last night, or so I thought. I can't find it again today, but have got the paper so will look there. They thought it wasn't worth the hype.

CLEARLY THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND STRIPES AND SPOILERS!

Things like bad reviews don't bother me, unless they are ALL the same. My husband has worse to contend with, with Jeremy Clarkson's hatred of BMWs, and EVERYONE'S hatred of BMW drivers. We know they're nice, and we know my husband is a nice driver, and that's enough for us. And I KNOW the Suzuki Swift is just utterly adorable. Pity some others can't see it.

I have a long wait ahead - my ship quite literally doesn't come in until April. They are expecting a boat load then. But for this, my other perfect mate, I don't care how long I wait. I waited thirty nine years to meet the human one! (OK, I admit, I wouldn't wait for a Swift for thirty nine years, although I might be tempted.)

:))))))))))

Ali the Almost New Swift Owner

PS I know my mid-life crisis has been a lot for you to take - you've been very patient and kind - but if you would like to see my new black and white baby when it arrives, I'll post pictures on the net for you. Just say! I won't be offended if you've all had enough.

It may prove to be a rare sighting. The dealer said I am the first person to buy the white with stripes.
Suzuki Swift with all the trimmings - nortones2
I should warn you that some MINI owners seem to think they have a monopoly on stripe-rights! www.mini2.com/forum/showthread.php?t=112055 So you may have the satisfaction of getting up their noses:)
Suzuki Swift with all the trimmings - Union Jack
Well done Ali, and your post certainly seems to suggest that you are quite pleased - but will it be a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes!?

Jack
Suzuki Swift with all the trimmings - Alijazz
Hi nortones and union jack.

Hooray! People to get excited with. My new car is Superior White (I am still laughing about that one) with black full body stripes over the bumper, bonnet and roof. The car looks like a sixties dress, really. Very groovy, baby.

I wanted a black spoiler on the white car, but it comes as white and I don't feel strongly enough to pay out for that to be changed. I've ordered the black body trim, and everything else I could think of. I couldn't have the skirt things because we live in the country, and they would be ripped off and flung into the next village the first time I drove up the drive.

I saw the interesting thread on the mini forum. I looked at Minis first and wondered who their advertising campaign was targeted at. If you've not seen it, check out the mini site. It's lots of different things/vehicles kitted out in mini colours. It is very good advertising - I love funny adverts, but has an element of back-firing (pardon the pun). I rejected the Mini because it only had three doors, which wouldn't suit my family. And then the Mini advert highlighted that there were other cars with a similar look, so I got curious. The Suzuki Swift was perfect. Something sporty that looked fun and had FIVE DOORS. It wouldn't have had to look like the Mini for my purposes, but I don't hate the fact that it does.

Mocking one's competitors is always a risky way of advertising. It highlights the insecurities of the advertiser, and directs attention to the competitor, which can be a bad as well as a good thing.

Personally I think the two cars cater to slightly different markets, and they are both great, so Mini shouldn't be so worried. I think the Suzuki Swifts would fly off the shelves even if Minis were cheaper and had seven doors. They are just different cars.

Now that I have bought one, I can say this. I am shocked at how cheap the Swifts are for what you get. But shhhhh don't tell Suzuki. It is a lot of car for the money.

Have a great weekend. I promise not to put flame decals on the doors when I get it (even though I have now found the customisation site, and could do!). My husband is terrified I am going to have a Suzuki tattoo on my birthday, but I don't think my mid-life crisis has gone quite that far.

Y E T.

;)

Ali
Suzuki Swift with all the trimmings - Aprilia
I was in Tesco's today and browsed the car mags. I had a look in the Top Gear 'car test compendium' (or whatever its called). They seemed to rate the Swift pretty well - 4/5 stars, same as Jazz and Yaris.
Depends what you want really. The Mitsubishi Colt is a great little supermini, but it does look a bit mini-MPV, as does the Hyundai Getz. I think what sells the Swift is that its roomy and functional but also looks a bit trendy and sporty.

Anyway, whatever the road tests they are selling very well by all accounts. I gather they are also very popular in Australia (where they launched earlier than in UK); they outsell many cars including the Ford Fiesta. Seems the Aussies can't get enought of them and they are sold whilst still on the boat - 3 months+ waiting list. The Aussies are also knocking out loads of custom bits for them (body kits, modified suspension, even turbo kits!!). Definitely seems to be a car that could turn Suzuki around and make it a major player in the small car market.
Suzuki Swift with all the trimmings - Avant
Congratulations Ali - I'm sure the wait till April will be worth it to get what you want. It'll be very interesting to see how you get on. The Swift is one for my elder daughter to look at in about 6 months' time: she has a very sprightly 1.3 Yaris but a new one is £1,600 more than the old one and a Swift as you say seems very cheap for what you get.

It's great to be excited about getting a new car. I usually am, and certainly was when the current Audi was on its way. Now I've got a Mercedes B200 CDI on order and part of me is wishing I hadn't, as I am hugely fond of the Audi which does everything I want. But the Mercedes is over £100 cheaper in monthly payments.

Mixed feelings. Wish me luck.
Suzuki Swift with all the trimmings - Mr Hula
Well, speaking as someone who spent a happy hour in a Suzuki garage today with my little lad, clambering all over a Swift, playing with folding seats and going over the accessory catalogue in detail... I think you have made an excellent choice.

The only thing that could possibly improve on a Superior White Swift with black, full body stripes, rear upper spoiler, lower angry, snarly looking grill, deluxe carpets, and goodness knows what else, would be a set of wings. I did ask the nice sales guy but he wasn't sure he could get them in time.
Suzuki Swift with all the trimmings - jlk
Ali,
Many thanks for your lovely comments about me and my scruffy little showroom, I am a small fish in the huge pond that is Pendragon PLC but i do hope that you and your family find the service i try to provide helpful, courteous and more importantly ( in my opinion ) FUN ! Buying cars need not be stressful for customers or salespeople if we all share a similar passion for cars and enjoying the process.
Many thanks again for your business and can`t wait to see the car when it is done.

Kind Regards,

Steve
Suzuki Swift with all the trimmings - Alijazz
Hello world,

I hope you all had a good weekend. This was my first weekend since I knew I was expecting a Suzuki Swift, and I have had terrible morning sickness - from the pining.

And blimey!

I've been rumbled! Ladies and gentlemen, please meet my very kind and helpful Suzuki dealer, Stress. I promise he is not paying me, and he isn't aptly named. He is a pretty relaxed person, considering he has to make bar charts go upwards. I told him about the thread. Now we know who to get if my spoilers don't make me go faster!

I've already been accused of being a Fiat inflitrator. Now everyone will think I am being mind-controlled by Suzuki, which actually I am. Because I can't eat, sleep or think because of knowing that somewhere out there, in the great vastness of Europe (she says vaguely) my little white Suzuki Swift is lying in a thousand pieces, in little pots, waiting to be born.

It was bad enough waiting nine months for my children, but waiting three months for a car is beyond anyone's patience. Do they come in kits?

Just asking.

Ali

PS Avant, when you get your new car, will you have to change your name?
Suzuki Swift with all the trimmings - Union Jack
Ali

"I've been rumbled!"

You certainly have! Anyway, never mind about Avant's new name - what will yours be, since you can't have a Suzuki and call yourself Jazz ....

Jack
AliSwift? - Alijazz
Hiya Union Jack,

How are you today? I thought it pretty brave of Stress to come in here, because when I finally find that my car can't go at 250mph, he is the one who will have to watch me cry and throw my mud flaps in a skip.

I can't change name because I'm not named for my car, but for my business. I realise now that people call themselves after their cars in this forum. It's a problem. I'm going to wait until I see what Avant does first before I change my own name. He is the trendsetter here ;)

I rather like the surrealism of being named after something I have no connection with. Maybe we could just choose cars we wish we had. What would your new forum name be then?

Have fun.

Ali Suzuki-Swift (I like that. Might change my real name!)

PS WHERE IS MY LOVELY NEW CAR? Sorry. It all gets too much at times.
OH MY GOODNESS ME - Alijazz
www.motoringlife.ie/news_suzuki0306.htm

Have you ever seen anything quite so beautiful?

:)

Sigh.

Ali
OH MY GOODNESS ME - Avant
Ali - I'm sure that if you put a photo of yourself on the forum the answer would be yes.

I think I'll keep my pseudonym - "B-class" or "German taxi-driver" lack a certain 'stimmung' and perhaps it'll serve as a happy memory of a great car.

"Aliswift" on the other hand sounds quite good. What a good thing you didn't go for the smallest Vauxhall....
OH MY GOODNESS ME - Alijazz
Hi Avant,

Happy Monday.

Well, thanks for the compliment, but it is very much an eye of the beholder thing. Yes, yes, in my youth I was mistaken for Dana when she was Eurovisioning, and in my thirties for Ruby Wax when she was being crazy (like they are remotely similar!). But nowadays, with the advent of crises and life and mids, and spreads for that matter, well I would probably be mistaken for a Suzuki Swift itself.

I am DEFINITELY going to be one of those people who look exactly like their cars.

And incidentally, when I was about sixteen, a boyfriend said I had teeth like the grille on a Ford Anglia. Make of that what you will!

Have fun everyone. Off to read the Hobbit to my little one. Let's hope the bear eats Bilbo tonight.

Ali Swift the First

OH MY GOODNESS ME - Union Jack
"What would your new forum name be then?"

In the dim and distant past, in the days before registration, I also used to post under three very different other names all on the same day, depending on how I felt at the time.

Good fun, especially when trying to wind people up but, since "multi-monnikers" are no longer permissible, I will stick with UJ, especially since I now realise that, for several reasons, it actually is much more appropriate for me than I appreciated at the time I chose it!

Jack

PS No doubt Stress will do the decent thing, and post a photograph of car and owner at the Ceremony of the Keys .....
OH MY GOODNESS ME - Aprilia
Question for "Stress"

If you really are a Suzuki dealer can you please let me know what the situation is on supply of Swifts at the moment?

Relative of mine ordered one a couple of weeks ago (red 1.5GLX) - I did the haggling, she paid deposit! Dealer said he could have one in a few days, but now seems to be dragging things out (i.e. they "think" they have located one at another dealer - soounds suspect to me..). I have a gut feeling that she'll be waiting until April.... Is this likely to be the case?
Oh for a swift delivery - Alijazz
Hi Aprilia,

I can really sympathise. I know I THOUGHT I could bear the wait, but at this rate I might have missed the whole of spring before I could get my car. Each of the three dealers I mentioned above had no white car and two told me that there were no available red, orange, yellow or one of the blues.

In my experience almost everyone has the greys, dark blues or dark greens. But nothing else.

It is a desperate situation!

Hope you strike lucky.

Ali

PS he shocked me by turning up here, but stress really is the Suzuki dealer! The moniker is derived from his name, but I won't elaborate for privacy reasons!

PPS Aprilia, if you spot a white one LET ME KNOW!

PPPS and thanks again Aprilia for all your help above. It was much appreciated and very effective.
Oh for a swift delivery - Aprilia
To be honest I don't care when the car comes - its not for me. Unfortunately I am getting a bit of 'earache' because she was expecting to have her new car by now. I tend not to get too excited by the prospect of driving a different car (aversion therapy in the past includes spending very boring weeks at a time in fume filled auction halls drinking nasty and expensive tea).

I also have to be honest and say that the Swift is not really my kind of car - I was giving advice based on the spec that you (and my female relative) were after. Its a great car for anyone who wants a small 'sporty' hatchback at a good price, and I don't see that it has any direct competitors. It does most things that the Colt and the Getz do, but without looking 'utilitarian'. Suzuki have found a nice niche and I reckon it will become a bit of a 'cult' car. I read in one of the trade motoring journals the other day that they are selling every one that they can make and are at full capacity in all markets except China. They are investing a lot of money in expanding factory capacity.

I'm more of a large saloon person myself - more Toyota Camry, Subaru Legacy. Can't really see myself in a Swift.
OH MY GOODNESS ME - jlk
Aprilia,
My zone manager appears to have some stock of flat red 1.5 glx cars but not every area manager will be the same so there is a good chance it may be April unless the dealer who you bought the car from can acquire one from another zone manager. Hope this helps cos to be honest at the moment stocking levels for swift and indeed new GV are getting very limited.

OH MY GOODNESS ME - Aprilia
Thanks for that.

Its been two weeks since order was placed and no news as yet other than they 'hope' to have one by the end of the month. So I'll tell her it'll be April...
Catch me if you can - Alijazz


www.smh.com.au/news/national/hatchback-hate-lambor...l

I promise never to do this to any of the Lamborghini owners here.

He he.

Alijazz
Catch me if you can - Round The Bend
If it helps anyone, I passed a transporter full of Swifts this morning heading up the A11 near to Norwich.
_______
IanS
Chivalry is dead - Alijazz
Ian,

How could you do it? How could you come here, and tell me that the car of my dreams has passed WITHIN FEET of you, and you didn't leap on the transporter and get it for me? What sort of man are you? Cruel? Heartless? Unable to hijack a passing transporter at 40mph while driving?

If things carry on like this I am going to have to go and work at the factory in Hungary myself. The waiting is killing me. I am also getting tired of internet shopping. We are five miles from the nearest supermarket. I need wheels, so I don't have to rely on people who bring me packets of crisps as substitutes for baked beans! Even if I like that.

Alijazz

Chivalry is dead - Round The Bend
Alijazz, don't worry, I'm not sure if any of them were white.

Mind you, now that I come to think of it ..........!
_______
IanS
Red, white, blue - who's counting - Alijazz
Ok Ian. You are off the hook, for now. I hope I don't have to consider other colours, even though they are nice, just because I have worked myself up to the white so much. With stripes. And spoilers. It's not much to ask, is it?



A
If you had just £8000 for a little car - colliecrew
I don't know if anyone has suggested this yet??
But I can't see past my wee Hyundai Getz 1.3.
5 year warranty, 3 years RAC, 1 year free insurance.
All that for £6495.
Good luck with your search
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Alijazz
Hi colliecrew,

Thanks for the suggestion. I know. What a great little car. I have looked at it many times.

All the suggestions here have been really good, and at the moment I am finding it really hard not to be tempted by some of the *available* cars, even though I have set my heart on a Suzuki Swift.

It is so hard to be without a motor for so long.

:(

Alijazz
Pre-wedding Jitters - Alijazz
Hello everybody. How was your week?

Mine has been pretty hair-raising. I don't want to upset you all on a frosty Tuesday morning, but the engagement was almost off! The car just wouldn't set a date, and it always gave different reasons... It couldn't be bothered to go on the assembly line and get made... It couldn't find a ship to bring it over... It didn't want to go on the top deck of the transporter... I was really beginning to feel unloved, and started to think I should break it off before I got hurt.

I told a couple of people I was having second thoughts. They completely understood. After all, while the Swift was on an ocean cruise somewhere in Europe, I was wearing myself out physically - like having to put one foot in front of another, something I've not had to do since I was seventeen. And my hands are red raw from internet shopping. Could I really love a car that made me suffer like this?

I am not ashamed of what happened next. I know any of you would have done the same in my situation. I went a bit wild. I got tempted by people telling me that March was the best month in the social calendar - I would be BOUND to meet a new car really quickly. I flirted hard for two or three days - I didn't care what with. Mitsubishi. Honda. Ford. Yes, even Perodua. I was desperate. One evening things got very out of hand. I had a shocking one night stand with an extremely handsome Seat Leon, even though it was out of my class and I could never afford the dowry its people were demanding. I cried. It left. What can I say? It was an animal thing.

On Saturday I broke off my engagement totally and asked for my dowry back. And then, on impulse, I made arrangements to meet the family of another Swift. But they lived so far away I couldn't even get to see it (having only my feet left for transport), and although as far as I am concerned humans can be any shade at all, I realised to my horror that I was prejudiced against this Swift just because it was blue. Cat's Eye Blue (what kind of name is that, anyway?!) is a seriously grown up colour, whereas Superior White symbolises, for me, the feathered wings of eternal youth. I feared the rebellion would be squished out of me. I feared being invited to join a bridge club. I saw all my spoilers flashing before my eyes. It was horrible.

And then something happened; the thing all girls dream about. I had a real, "Way to Go Paula!", moment. My white Swift decided to do the right thing by me, in big style. I got a sudden call to say it was on the next ship to England and it was coming to get me. It would be arriving on Wednesday, and checking into a local dealer so that it could spruce up, and avoid seeing me before the wedding, which, as we all know, is bad luck.

So, as I sit here and write this to you, the car love of my life is almost here. I've been scrambling to get the dowry together again and the wedding is next Tuesday. It's a very low-key affair, if you'll pardon the pun. Just two witnesses and coffee from the drinks machine. The Swift will promise not to break its warranty, and I'll promise not to poke its nose in front of a Daewoo 4x4 bearing down at 70m.p.h. Again. I don't care that this isn't a big wedding, like my husband's BMW wedding was. Stuff like that doesn't bother me. I can live without the free hat. I'm more interested in the happily ever after business.

I'll keep you posted. Wish me luck!

Alijazz
Pre-wedding Jitters - Statistical outlier
Nutter :-)
Pre-wedding Jitters - local yokel
>Nutter :-)

I'd be worn out by breakfast time just listening to her!
Pre-wedding Jitters - Statistical outlier
Nah, Ali provdes the most consistently amusing and readable posts. And I know just how she feels - the new car will be worth the wait!
Pre-wedding Jitters - mrmender
Nah, Ali provdes the most consistently amusing and readable posts. And
I know just how she feels - the new car will
be worth the wait!

CRAWLER!
Pre-wedding Jitters - Statistical outlier
Hmm. It does read that way doesn't it? Oh dear.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Mapmaker
>>Thanks Aprilia for the kind comments about my engine-to-be. I looked at it yesterday and it was grey with some pipes and shiny silver bits, which is good enough for me. I am glad you agree. If it is underpowered, I'll fit more spoilers.


Tee hee hee. This is the most bizarre thread I've ever read on this site! Thanks Ali for the giggles.
If you had just £8000 for a little car - Round The Bend
Good luck Alijazz! When is the hen night?
_______
IanS
The Hen Night - Alijazz
Thank you everyone for all the messages of goodwill. Even waiting until next Tuesday seems a long time.

I think my husband would baulk at going on a hen night. Especially his own wife's! So it will just be a quiet evening at home the night before, playing Rockafeller Skank at full blast and getting VERY EXCITED. Sorry.

Ahem.

Alijazz


The Hen Night - Gromit {P}
"So it will just be a quiet evening at home the night before, playing Rockafeller Skank at full blast and getting VERY EXCITED"

There's an advertising mogul out there somewhere deserves a decent bonus for that :-)

Well done on holding your nerve and waiting for the car you wanted too, Ali: a friend of mine really wanted to change his old motor after he'd started his first job. But he bought a Seat Leon instead of the Alfa 167 he really wanted - and to this day all he sees when he looks at it is the Alfa that nearly was.

With that said, may the new Mr and Mrs S. Swift enjoy many happy years of motoring bliss together!

- Gromit
The Hen Night - Aprilia
Well done on holding your nerve and waiting for the car
you wanted too, Ali:


Come on... I think she only ordered the car last week! Hardly a long wait.
O/T Rubber/polymer testing. Of course. - Alijazz
Gordon,

This is certainly going to be the most bizarre question asked in this thread. I see from your profile you work with materials. I have a massive allergy to NLR.

As far as I know, there is no instant test for latex protein - not that I could carry around with me. That said, would there be any other way to improve my safety by testing for something else? Is there a test that would tell me, "Yeah, that's not rubber as opposed to, yes it is." A generic test for a plastic or polymer would be just as useful to me as a test for latex. I spend half my life on the phone to manufacturers trying to find out what their "non-slip", "warm-touch", and "easy-grip" descriptions really mean. It would be great to paint something on, see if it goes blue, and know whether it was just plastic.

If this question makes no sense to you at all, I apologise. It's just that so many people here are really brainy, it's vaguely your field, so I thought you might know.

All other materials specialists feel free to chip in! This allergy is the reason why my husband might have to collect the car for me, and I will have to drive it for weeks with the windows wide open, and cling film over any suspicious bits.

There must be a better way.

Thanks in advance.

Alijazz
O/T Rubber/polymer testing. Of course. - Aprilia
I'm no expert on this, but I know there is both natural and synthetic latex. I assume its the natural stuff you are allergic to?

There is a materials analysis company in Rugby who I have used (Inspiratech - 01788 522792) and they can certainly analyse materials to see what the composition is - they might have ideas for a 'quick' test.

There is also the British Rubber Manufacturers Association (do a search for their website) who have been very helpful to me in the past when researching properties of rubber for bushings etc. - maybe give them a call?
O/T Rubber/polymer testing. Of course. - Alijazz
Hi Aprilia,

Thanks so much for trying to help. I don't know the company in Rugby - I will check them out. One day I will find someone who can help me.

I can always try the BRM again. They weren't very helpful to me when I first approached them, but staff change over time.

I was once practically taking a bed to bits in a shop to see if it had any rubber in the base, when a man asked me what I was doing. Turned out he was a scientist working on a test for latex. He worked at a university somewhere. I can't imagine why, but apparently testing for the latex protein is really difficult to do. According to him.

Thanks again. It is much appreciated.

Alijazz

O/T Rubber/polymer testing. Of course. - Statistical outlier
Hi Ali,

I'm afraid that materials are not my thing. If you wanted to specify a new laser system or suchlike I could be of more use. Sorry.

However, I do have a good mate with a PhD in polymer chemistry who may be able to give some input. Give me a shout on [gordon (at) gordonmckenzie (dot) co (dot) uk] and I'll put you onto him with an introduction...

G
O/T Rubber/polymer testing. Of course. - Alijazz
Hi Gordon,

There are two Gordons! Sorry about that. But thanks for the offer of help. Just got to go any make tea before I do anything interesting.

Why don't children want cold food when you are in a hurry and want them to have it? And why, when you want them to have a hot meal, will they only eat sandwiches?

Answers, on a rhetorical postcard, to...

Alijazz
O/T Rubber/polymer testing. Of course. - Gromit {P}
"I'm no expert on this, but I know there is both natural and synthetic latex. I assume its the natural stuff you are allergic to?"

Yes and no. Latex is actually the sap of the rubber tree; its a dispersion of natural rubber in protein, fatty acids and water. The residual protein that remains trapped in the rubber after processing, but it leaches out over time. As I mentioned, its a particular problem with rubber gloves because people tend to wear them for long periods, and as your hand sweats it helps to extract the protein.

Synthetic rubber doesn't contain the protein, so does not cause allergies.

Any quick test of the type Alijazz refers to would have to be for the latex protein, not the rubber itself, to be useful. I'm not aware of one available over the counter at present.

Regards,
- Gordon Gromit

{Mods, please feel free relocate to IHAQ if you wish. Thanks!}
O/T Rubber/polymer testing. Of course. - Gromit {P}
Hi Alijazz,
If I'm the Gordon you're directing this question at (I presume you've had a look at my profile), I'm afraid the quick answer is no. Increasingly, you will find that products which contain latex (gloves and condoms would be the most commonplace culprits) are clearly marked as such, for this very reason.

'Plastics or polymers' covers a very wide range of materials, so there is no generic test for them. Furthermore, the vast majority of these are synthetic which will not cause an allergic reaction in the same manner as the protein in natural latex does.

Fear not, though, you won't encounter latex rubber parts inside a car - the preferred polymers are typically polypropylene, synthetic rubbers and ABS. The variations in touch and feel of these materials are achieved by the grades used and the manner in which they are processed.

Hope that helps!
- Gromit, aka Gordon

O/T Rubber/polymer testing. Of course. - Alijazz
Hi Gromit, (what does the p stand for after people's names?)

Thanks for responding. I'm sad to have its confirmed that there is no quick test for rubber. This allergy is very restricting. But I am gladdened to learn that nothing in a new car is going to get me. HOORAY. I can go and get my new car! Normally I can't find out, and have to live assuming that everything that looks like rubber is rubber.

Hospitals are the most dangerous place. Ironic, huh?

Thanks so much, again.

Alijazz

PS trouble already. My new car is refusing to wear a wedding ring. Or as you in the motor trade would say, there isn't enough time to put my number plate on it. Which, yes, has jazz in it! Or should I say ja55! You have to larf.
O/T Rubber/polymer testing. Of course. - Gromit {P}
You're welcome, Alijazz!

There was a practice here of adding {p} to a user name to indicate that the user's profile is public, not hidden. Not that I expected my profile to be of much interest to anyone :-)

- Gordon/Gromit
The night before Christmas... - Alijazz
Hello everyone,

I'd just like to say a big thank you to everyone who helped me to buy my new car. Without your advice I would never have heard of the Suzuki Swift, nor any of the other excellent cars I considered alongside it. I wouldn't have known how to choose features and extras. I wouldn't have got such great value for money. I certainly wouldn't have had such a great laugh along the way.

Our journey is almost over. Tomorrow afternoon I pick up the car. I have been very impatient and am getting it early, so it will be minus some of the more frivolous options that couldn't be fitted in time. My beloved spoiler will have to wait!

The drive back is some twenty miles, so the car should get a good first test. I'll report back anything useful, like the size of vanity mirror and the number of cup holders. I am sure you are waiting with bated breath!

Wish me luck.

Alijazz
The night before Christmas... - artful dodger {P}
Alijazz, I know the short wait has been terrible, but today is the day. Best of luck with your new Swift.

I have enjoyed the tale so far, please keep us posted with your experience of ownership.


--
Roger
I read frequently, but only post when I have something useful to say.
The night before Christmas... - Statistical outlier
So then, pray tell, is it good? Do you like it? Was it worth the (short) wait? When can you get the spoiler put on?
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Alijazz
Hello everyone, especially Gordon M,

Sorry about that. Quel anticlimax, or whatever the French might be.

I had a small neighbour problem (tall, actually), so have been immersed in gardening catalogues, trying to find some VERY SPIKY holly bushes to deter unwelcome developments. I wish neighbours would just be neighbours, like I am, and not try to live in one's own house. People are never content with their lot; literally, sometimes.

Ahem. Back to the car. Well, I picked it up from the dealership on Monday afternoon. Stress has a lot to put up with. It's a multi dealership thingie, and his Suzukis are flying out of the door because they are good and cheap. He seemed disproportionately busy to me - but even so was charming and kindly, and made me feel like I was buying a BMW, not a supermini. Not only did I get a free hat, I got a free monkey air freshener and two coffees, and you can't say fairer than that. For info, dear reader, I declined the tyre insurance but plumped for the depreciation gap protection whatnot. It has a technical name, but I can't remember it. It's the separate insurance policy that will up me to the price of a new Suzuki Swift if my main insurance policy offers me the price of an abandoned moped.

On my way to pay, passing briefly through the empty Nissan showroom (I think it was Nissan) and while narrowly avoiding an eight foot puddle, I met someone they call The Viking, a salesman the spitting image of Suzuki's rally driver, PG Anderssen

www.pgandersson.se/.

So that was all very exciting for about three seconds, until I realised the odds on shoehorning this six foot eight giant into a Suzuki Swift without amputation were millions to one against. Mistaken identity. Silly me.

And the car? Oooooooooooooooooooooooh baby. It was sitting there in front of the showroom, looking far more beautiful than any small car should ever look outside of a Most Beautiful Small Car Competition 2006. It looked fantastic. Stress admitted that he had personally spent hours waxing it (again) because - well, he wanted it to be perfect for me. He has waxed it so thoroughly that even though the car has lived like a slutty hippopotamus in the last two days, I've watched the mud bath of our driveway part in front of us, slide right by us, and slick in long streams behind the car. Talk about mega wax!

My husband, who gave me a lift to the garage, is still trying to recover his composure. On the way back, it was all I could do to keep my little Swift from sniffing his polished BMW bottom all the way home. Is there such a thing as DElimiters? I think Suzuki has delimited the Swift's engine. There's something about this car that makes it impossible to keep it under 50mph. I am going to have to try because I am allergic to speed cameras. I should also bear in mind it has only done 32 miles.

This car is cute, it's very pretty, it's a real head-turner. It flies like the wind, Bullseye. It has a thing I can put my lipstick in, and another thing I can put my Tom Tom in, even though I don't know how to work that. It keeps surprising me. There are features all over the place, and I find them when I least expect it. Like wipers! Although people say the boot is small, it took a big week's shopping, which is something the BMW can't. I am really, really happy.

The only thing I worry about is how to work it. I have no idea what I am doing with the keyless entry thing, and am always either locked in or locked out of the car. I have never lost my car keys in my life, but have lost the Suzuki keyless entry thing six times already, including once in the car itself which surely must be dangerous. I never know when the car is locked, and even when I test it am no wiser. I think Stress might have to give me locking lessons. The keyless start itself is a similar problem. I follow all the instructions in the book but am either sitting there looking at a bank of pretty lights, or listening to alarms wondering if the damned thing will ever turn off.

The car is so good that I see the above as endearing, and were the car twice as baffling I would still love it. Forever.

I was going to take some photos for you, but chickened out. I mean how sad is it to stand there and take photos of one's new car? Maybe tomorrow, if everyone goes out. Or coincidentally gets caught in a hollybush!

Yes, I'm kidding.

Ask me anything. Ask me everything. I want to talk about my Suzuki Swift. I want to tell the world. This is the real thing. You know what it reminds me of? My first car - which was a Volkswagen Beetle. You car experts might know why - because I can't find any obvious similarities, and I think it goes beyond their both being white. Perhaps I just recognise falling in love.

Hope you all had a great week so far. I'll keep you posted re stripes and spoiler!

Alijazz
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Avant
Congratulations Ali - at least I hope tbis is, and I'm not sliently and sadly E-mailing to myself. In Angola doing some training courses for an oil company and not being a computer nerd (I hope ) I'm amazed that I can get into the forum, let alone post anything on it....maybe I can't.

Yes, do keep telling us how you get on. Let's hope that having fsllen in love you stay that way - always a good idea!!

Good luck with the keyless start - it was that little bit o gadgetry that out me off any more Renaults - ther thought pf the thing going wrong in the back of beyond with no reception on the mobile...But being Japanese that won't happen with a Suzuki. You'll no doubt get used to it.....I think.

I think just about every new car has some feature or other that you don't want - look at the electronic handbrake, an answer to a problem that doesn't exist. The B-class - now languishing, I hope, where I left it at the airport - has all sorts of information on the computer display that I will never need.

You'll have to tell us what a Rockafella (sic) Skank is...presumably a Rockefeller skunk is someone who is both very rich and very smelly?

Have fun!
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Alijazz
Hi Avant!

Just when you think you know where everyone is, suddenly they go and turn up in Angola! Are you ok? Do you need rescuing?

Rockafeller Skank is the Fat Boy Slim music they used to launch the Renaldo/Swift ads. #Check it out now, the funk soul bruvver# etc. It is a pretty addictive piece of music. Stress was playing it when I walked into the dealership. Every car has its music nowadays. I actually prefer the music they used behind the Andersson ads on the Suzuki Global site - the weird jazz - but have no idea how to find out what that was.

Hope your trip is safe.

Alijazz
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Rodger
What a saga this has been. I think it could be the next "Bridget Jones' Diary". Alijazz do you have a novel planned? I am sure you could knock one up very easily if you can be this entertaining on a MOTORING forum. Watch out JC.
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - hjd
Saw a black Swift with the white stripes today - but would definitely look better the other way round; I think it looked too short and fat in black!
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - geoff1248
I had an girlfriend who had the same problem!
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Aprilia
Glad you got your Swift, Alijazz. My relative is still waiting for hers 5-weeks on.... Apparently the red ones are very popular and there is something of a waiting list for them. I read a posting from a new Swift owner in Holland who had been waiting 6 months for his! Apparently they are selling very well all across Europe and Suzuki have extended the factory to cope with demand.
Bit of an inconvenience when you're waiting for one, but should help future values of used Swifts.
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - catsdad
A friend of ours has had her 1.5 litre VVT Swift for a couple of weeks and is similarly delighted. It is brand new and metallic silver and only took two weeks to deliver (dealer is Pebley Beach, Swindon). I was in it today as a passenger. We drove over normal B roads and I didnt find the suspension noisy as some reviews have reported. At idle, and on the move, the engine is very quiet. Some of the plastics seemed a bit hard but there were no creaks or groans and, lets face it, if a mineral water bottle takes years to degrade, I reckon the plastics in a car will outlive the mechanicals! Space, especially headroom is excellent. All in all a very good car at a very good price!
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Avant
#Check it out now, the funk soul bruvver#

Hi Ali -

Two sharps must mean it's in D major (or B minor). Perhaps not the sort of thing I'd play for our church congregation, even if I put it down into C....

Back from Angola - all in one piece apart from return flight 18 hours late. I had better not name and shame on this forum, but I'm perhaps allowed to say that the country the airline comes from - don't use them - is known as Britain's oldest ally.

Anyway, keeping it motoring-related - the B-class is going fine and I do hope so is the Swift. Do give us regular reports on how you get on, as this may be the answer for elder daughter. Her Yaris 1.3 is great but the new ones are £1,600 more expensive.

My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Alijazz
Hi everybody! How are you all?

Sorry not to be here for a few days but some scoundrel is trying to adversely possess me and I am not happy! I have to sort him out. More fun later.

Alijazz
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Avant
"some scoundrel is trying to adversely possess me and I am not happy!"

At 10 to 3 in the morning???

(a) Are you sure you're not happy?
(b) Aren't you Swifter than he is? (motoring related)
(c) Get rid of him - he made you split an infinitive.

My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - suzi2662
Hiya!, just wanted to know how you are getting on with your new swift?? my partner is after getting a 1.5 3 door, but likes the grey, which is ok but bit boring lol. have you found any probs with your new baby yet?? am trying to get him to get stripes at least on it but think i am on a losing battle, test drove one tho and was quite surprised as to how good it was, i have a honda jazz and found it alot more comfy to sit in, but will have to reserve judgement on the rest till we have had it for a while(if he can decide on the colour!!)
what do the rest of you think is the best colour to have??

cheers x
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Aprilia
As I posted once before, a relative of mine is still waiting for her Swift (ordered at end of February). She wants red and apparently red are in shortest supply (lots of the marketing was done using red cars - so Suzuki must think its the best colour!).
I think grey is getting very 'passe' - silver and grey have run their course, been popular for too many years, and I suspect other colours will start to pick up in popularity.

Anyway, check out delivery delays before you order. I gather the car is selling very well across Europe - so much so that some Europeans are having to wait 6 months! Wait in Australia is 3-6 months depending on colour!

The car is certainly keenly priced and seems to have 'hit the spot' for a lot of people.

Reliability seems to be top-notch so far, according to trade rumour, and one-year-old cars are fetching good prices (my relative wanted a s/hand one, but couldn't make much of a saving over new. Also found that used red 1.5's sold very quickly).
I drove a couple and seemed good - pretty quiet for a small car, very rooms and good ride and handling. It is certainly more comfortable than the Honda Jazz - but then a lot of cars are! Biggest negative was a high clutch biting point. I had a poke around and it doesn't seem to be adjustable, so I guess you'd have to get used to it. I also noticed a bit of gear whine in 1st and 2nd - but most people probably wouldn't be bothered about that.
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Avant
We were seriously thinking about a Swift to replace elder daughter's 1.3 Yaris which is two years old but has done 32,000 miles: she didn't want to pay more per month than she is at the moment, and the list price of the equivalent new Yaris is £1,500 more than the old one (1.3 T3).

Pleasant surprise yesterday at Octagon Toyota near Bracknell: she can have a new 1.3 T3 for the same monthly payment (PCP) as the old one. Looks as if some good deals may be available if anyone is interested in a Yaris, especially if you have an old-model Yaris to PX. Delivery in 2 to 3 weeks.

Octagon are excellent for both sales and service, and the Yaris has never gone wrong. The only expense apart from servicing has been two front tyres, the originals lasting for 29,000 miles.

So it's another Yaris: Suzuki could have helped themselves by having a dealer near Reading - but it looks as if they can sell every Swift they can get.

I hope Ali is still with us and will give us another instalment of 'life with Swift'.
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Alijazz
Good evening everyone,

Well. I was sitting there minding my own business, and my neighbour decided to divest me of my driveway. Surreal but true. Anyway, it seems to be sorted a little. I can't believe I am being threatened by an elderly doctor... Life is so odd.

Meanwhile back at the car. The car is lovely. My husband keeps taking it, which is the biggest problem for me. So far nothing has dropped off - actually I lie. The window blinds were very hard to unclip (I bought the Suzuki set) and that broke the stick on fixer thingie. To all considering buying the extra blinds - think carefully. The rear windows are so tinted that with blinds on you can't see out at all. I wouldn't buy them a second time. I took them off the car on the way home.

Everything else is lovely. It's a real thrill to drive - which is saying something for an automatic. The gearbox is fab. We used to have a Vauxhall Meriva and their tronic whatever gearbox sounded like a sewing machine. This gearbox is smooth and quiet and powerful. I love it.

Something weird. People actually turn their heads when I drive past. They haven't done that to any car I was driving since my original Honda Prelude, which looked like Lady Penelope's car. Maybe they are just trying to work out what it is - it is quite a rarity at the moment - especially in white. Maybe my hair is particularly mad for a Tuesday morning. Who knows?

I would highly recommend this car to anyone. It really is worth driving to a Suzuki dealer.

Good luck and good wishes all.

Alijazz x
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - El Hacko
Wow, what a novel poster, a true writer. Imagine if she was to meet Growler (you're too young to know of him, Alijazz). When are you going to work for Stress?

EH
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Avant
El Hacko - I think somewhere earlier in this splendid thread Ali said she was a professional copywriter (although a few posts up someone was stressing her and she split an infinitive), and ran her own media company.

So if anyone needs PR material written they know where to go. It's a great talent Ali, and I hope that your business thrives and growth is....swift.
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - PhilW
"People actually turn their heads when I drive past"
I get that too in my Berlingo - my kids reckon it is people looking for my black and white cat.
--
Phil
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Alijazz
Hello everybody,

LOL Phil!

Who knows what they might be looking at? I still can't work the lights yet, so perhaps I am winking at them or something. Probably half the threads in The Back Room are about my front foglights. If they are on, don't blame me. I have no idea where they are. I just pull levers and push buttons randomly. A bit like my cooking, really.

I think my wanting stripes was just a phase. Now I want FLAMES!

Hope you are all having motoring fun.

Alijazz


Heats, Chutes and Liefs - Alijazz
My goodness, Avant. I DID split an infinitive. I can't believe it.

I may as well give in now, while I'm ahead. Before I know it I'll be pluralising with apostrophe's (yes, joke), and worse. Never mind. I've still got the subjunctive and were anyone to take that away from me...

Time for bed, methinks.

Have fun all.

Alijazz
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Alijazz
Hi El Hacko,

If I were to meet him (pardon my subjunctive) what would happen? I have not been accused of being too young since I was a girl - which is understandable. Who is Growler?

I may be a great advert for Suzuki, but that is because the Swift is a great advert for them. I had never heard of it until it was recommended (see above), following which I bought a copy of Top Gear (sshhhhhhhhh) and saw that the Swift was the supermini of choice of both James May and that little guy, whoever he is. Had Jeremy Clarkson liked it I would have been less convinced. But I rather like James May and think he knows his cars.

My favourite bit on the programme is James May's having to exit a Lamborghini by throwing himself out and onto the floor. Guaranteed to impress the girls.

Have a great day everyone.

Alijazz
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Baskerville


My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Nsar

My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Dynamic Dave

Conspiracies and other unfound accusations and allegations regarding Alijazz removed. If you have any qualms regarding forum members, please email a moderator, rather than openly discussing and flaming them.

Due to the large amount of editing I've had to do in this thread, some genuine postings have been lost in the removal process. Sorry about that, but it's the way the editing software works.

DD.
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Avant
Brilliant, DD. This thread has been great fun and (apart from the bit you so rightly removed) has kept - just - motoring related.

I hope that Alijazz, who is terrific and clearly a genuine enthusiast who loves cars (which is what brings us all together) will continue to entertain us and tell us how she gets on with her Swift.
My Life and Rockafeller Skank Times - Alijazz
Thanks DD. It is appreciated.

Meanwhile, back to the motoring...

Road test. Yes, it has been on the road. I have now done over a hundred miles! I am disappointed to report that my car is very dirty. Twigs and leaves are now sticking to the wax, and the car has a big skirt like a hula girl.

I think I could get away with its being so dirty if I had the stripes. I mean, whoever saw a clean rally car? But I don't have the stripes and I am given away as the sloven that I am. I am not worthy of my pretty, white car.

It has been a tiring day, but thanks to the chivalry of the many against the whateveritwas of the few, I'll be back.

Swiftly.

Love to all.

Alijazz


Who is Growler? - Union Jack
Alijazz

Oh dear! In terms of this forum, you are running the risk of being like the learned judge who asked counsel to explain just who the Beatles were! Do a Forum Search under Discussion and/or Archives on Growler as author and prepare to be thrilled by ripping yarns of life in the Philippines, extending over the last four years to my knowledge.

Jack

PS Yes, there is a Growlette, who has a distinctive style of writing as well as you ....
Farewell My Lovely? - Union Jack
Over to you Alijazz ....

Jack

PS "some genuine postings have been lost in the removal process"
Cheers DD!