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The Top Gear Thread - Vol 14 - Dynamic Dave

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Yet another Top Gear Thread - Altea Ego
Most disapointed last night. Clarkson had revealed the winner of the Scaliati/Plane race to Switzerland in his Sunday Times column.
Yet another Top Gear Thread - Mark (RLBS)
Quite enjoyed it. However, James May is going a bit OTT with his jingoistic comments - dunno what's up with him the last few weeeks, but I think his mouth needs to calm down a bit.
Yet another Top Gear Thread - Adam {P}
Missed it last night. Please make me feel better by telling me it was the best one to miss...

...please?
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Adam
Yet another Top Gear Thread - Altea Ego
Adam

Bad news

It was a good one


Good news

Its repeated tonight about 23:20 BBC2
Yet another Top Gear Thread - Pugugly {P}
He used to be amongst the best of Car's writers - this jingoistic stuff spoils him.
Yet another Top Gear Thread - Adam {P}
YES!

Thank God for that.

Much appreciated RF!
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Adam
Yet another Top Gear Thread - frostbite
To judge from the ITV programme, if JC had wanted a dead cert win he would have sent the other two via Easyjet - if checkin hadn't been closed by the jobsworths they would have been bumped to a later flight.

How they continue to get customers is beyond me.
Yet another Top Gear Thread - Pugugly {P}
Found Easyjet quite good. Let me down once on a flight from Spain once in about 20 plus flights.
Yet another Top Gear Thread - SjB {P}
With the demise of Duo, Easyjet have become my airline of choice for all pan European travel. I speak as I find, and travelling a lot within Europe, have never been let down.

At Rome Ciampino I arrived at check in way after the official closure time thanks to incorrectly remembering when I should check in, and was not only allowed to actually check in, but the girl also undertook to personally ensure that my hold baggage made the flight, and I was whisked through to the aeroplane (which then commenced push back five minutes early). On board staff are unwavering polite and helpful (especially it would seem those who came from Go), and unlike a certain Dublin based carrier, I have never failed to get the sandwich choice or whatever other food I wish to purchase.

Guess who I'm flying to Prague with in a few days?
Yet another Top Gear Thread - frostbite
Funny you should mention Prague.

Local TV station mentioned today that a great Chzech Xmas delicacy is deep fried carp....

Why did I think of the BR when they mentioned that?
Yet another Top Gear Thread - SjB {P}
Local TV station mentioned today that a great Chzech Xmas delicacy is deep fried carp....

Not strictly deep fried if my many Czech friends (and Czech wife) are typical. Instead, the carp is cut in to chunky steaks (complete with the spine and other bones), and breadcrumbed together with flour and egg. It is then either oven baked, or shallow fried. Cold potato salad is the accompanyment. As it happens, we have a 30,000 litre pond with some humongous koi in it, but if even just one of them ends up on the dinner table...!
Yet another Top Gear Thread - Altea Ego
I used GO before they were taken over -very good. Have flown EasyJet many times and flew to Berlin with Ryan Air recently.

All have been good.

The problem with the show about EasyJet is that most of the passengers are complete idiots and pigs.

"How they continue to get customers is beyond me."

Because they are cheap, very cheap.
You want BA class of service you pay BA prices.
Yet another Top Gear Thread - Brad
flew from leeds to belfast city with flybe.com quick efficient, no frills and £50.

Returned with BA belfast city to manchester following day. Free drink from the bar; sandwich of your choice. £151.

You choose. A £101 sandwich and drink or wait until you get home...
Yet another Top Gear Thread - henry k
flew from leeds to belfast city with flybe.com quick efficient, no frills and £50.
Returned with BA belfast city to manchester following day. Free drink from the bar; sandwich of your choice. £151.
You choose. A £101 sandwich and drink or wait until you get home...

However way way down in the conditions of travel with Flybe is a little clause that if you do not travel on the outbound then they cancel the return.
Having booked a return trip, my daughter had to travel earlier so bought another ticket on an earlier Flybe flight. Yes you guessed - return booking cancelled and a get stuffed response.
No you cannot pay a fee, any fee to reinstate even if you flew earlier with us.
Not impressed with that approach.
Less impressed with their cancellation clause not being up front. I think there is room for improvement.
Yet another Top Gear Thread - Brad
agree with you.

however didn't book a return.

BA return is often cheaper than the single.

Learn to play the system.
Yet another Top Gear Thread - SjB {P}
Bro just took his Fiancee to Helsinki for a four day break.
Half board in the Radisson SAS and flights was cheaper than just buying the already discounted flights alone.

Also, talking of playing the system, I have travelled on back to back tickets where I use the return portion of one with the outbound of the next. i.e. I use a return leg ticket to fly out, and an outward ticket to fly back. Sounds daft, but because of the ratio of gap between my journeys to duration of the journey itself, this can work out as a money saver.
Yet another Top Gear Thread - Sprice
Thought this was a top gear thread?
Ariel Atom Versus Honda CBR600 - v8man
I'm a bike and car enthusiast in equal measures, but I'm appalled at the Top Gear bike versus car article. Why did Jeremy Clarkson only use a 600 against a trackday car? The playing field was so un-level you would fall off! To make the test worth watching a litre plus super bike should have been used. A Gixer 1000 or ZX10R for instance. The bike would still be slower on the twisty bits but would have trounced the car on the straights.

At least 5th Gear use a Ducati 999 and that beats most of the cars.

And I vowed to stay off the internet over Christmas! back to my Brandy.
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\"Nothing less than 8 cylinders will do\"
Ariel Atom Versus Honda CBR600 - Cardew
I am not sure that there would be much difference between a 600cc or 1000cc superbike on a twisty tight circuit like Top Gear uses.

The biggest advantage of the Atom was in braking - it took a huge lead on the first corner.

It would be interesting to see what time a top motorcycle racer could put in on that circuit on any bike.
Ariel Atom Versus Honda CBR600 - bazza
I think it illustrated just how fast a stock mid range bike is these days. Quicker off the mark than a cutting edge highly specialised motor costing 5 times as much! Great entertainment, thoroughly enjoyed it!
Baz
Ariel Atom Versus Honda CBR600 - cheddar
I am not sure that there would be much difference between
a 600cc or 1000cc superbike on a twisty tight
circuit like Top Gear uses.


Precicely though take the Atom to Donnington or Silverstone with a stock off the shelf Yamaha R1 or Kawasaki ZX10R then you would see what a nine grand bike could do!
Ariel Atom Versus Honda CBR600 - Imagos
The Ariel Car company, just 7 employees, more free advertising than they could ever dream of. I must admit i've never heard of them. Surely they must have made the approach to top gear?
Clarkson's Ego - Thommo
I have endless arguements with my mates about Top Gear (which proabably only shows we all need to get a life).

I find it excreable (but still watch it so we can argue about it down the pub).

Now I realise that coming up with new ideas week in week out is a problem but 'car V plane' oh my Lord! and you just knew that Clarkson had to win because its his program and his ego. Did you see the program where he won the 'sell the Porsche for money' bit? He had the seats and engine put in to a unit and sold it for £600 squids at a car boot therefore winning. How much did it cost to extract the block, polish it, extract the seats, clean and mount them and add a glass table top? More than £600 notes I'll be bound.

And the way that little guy sucks up to him is nauseating...

And how many shots of Clarkson in a Konisberg (has anyone ever actually seen one of these things on the road) going COOOORRRR can we stand?

Boring boring boring...

Clarkson's Ego - Pugugly {P}
Having been "re-educated" in TG watching (in this very room mark you) I enjoyed last night's programme. Watch it in an ironic sense and you can't go wrong - especially that stunt with the Malaysian car with JC sitting on the "wrong" side - ask yourself this how did they do that without an artificial aid to open the throttle ??

The BMW 1 test was excellent stuff and summed up this run flat tyre issue. JC and May then went on to trounce BMW for its taste -
two words of comment - May's Jumper. The words kettle and pot spring to mind.

Anyone see Deadringers later on BBC 2 ? John Culshaw took JC off to a tee with a schoolboy taking Hammond on and satarised the whole show in 30 secs flat - brilliant stuff.
Clarkson's Ego - Imagos
>>- especially that stunt with
the Malaysian car with JC sitting on the "wrong" side -
ask yourself this how did they do that without an artificial
aid to open the throttle ??


Have you ever met JC? He's about ten foot tall!
Clarkson's Ego - trancer
Even if he wasn't ten foot tall, the car wasn't very big to begin with, so not too hard to stick a leg over and press on the accelerator. Steering is easy enough, as a youngster my dad would sometimes let me steer the car (while he was in driver's seat and I was in the passenger seat) on quiet back roads.
Clarkson's Ego - peterb
The show is brilliant - in the last few weeks, I have watched it with the following people, all of whom were enthralled:

wife - finds car talk boring
female friend - pretty well off but drives B reg Fiesta
Father-in-law - hates driving with passion
Mother-in-law - hasn't driven for 15 years
male friend - petrol head

Any show that can entertain (that's the right word for TG) such a diverse group must be doing something very right.
Clarkson's 2004 Video - Dynamic Dave

Not quite Top Gear related, but this still relates to Jezza.

Got an absolute bargain today in the sales. His latest video reduced from £12.99 down to £2.99.

OK, some might argue I still got ripped off ;o)

Clarkson - frostbite
For those who missed it first time (and have the inclination) Clarkson features in 'Who do you think you are' on BBC2 tomorrow morning at 10.50




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Use it up : Wear it out : Make do : Do without
Clarkson on Asian cars.. - Imagos
Disagree with JC's comments in the show on the Kia Picanto and the Chevrolet nee Daewoo Tacuma, they are quite respectable and reasonable to drive and i've driven them both. As for the others?... well....hmmm.

The Getz not the best of that bunch, it's the Picanto. Without a doubt. See CBC breakdown.
Clarkson on Asian cars.. - Roberson
I must admit, I couldn't believe that so many of those 'pacific rimmers' were REALLY that bad. I actually quite liked the look of that Kia Rio!

Must admit though, my '93 1.0 Polo is quicker than that Hyundai, even though mine has 500cc less, lacking 1 cog and is technically over 13 years old.

Did they do those cars an injustice?
Clarkson on Asian cars.. - Imagos
Did they do those cars an injustice?

>>

Yes they did 'cos it makes good tv.
Clarkson on Asian cars.. - El Hacko
so true - the 3 stooges are entertainers/drivers, in that order, so are scripted to provoke during a one hour long prog on prime time TV. The high number of "ordinary" folk who are quite happy to fork out for such motors don't need sporty engines, fancy design and great residuals - and let's face it they probably don't watch TG either!
Clarkson on Asian cars.. - dylan
> Did they do those cars an injustice?

It was utter drivel - a new low for TG, and that's saying something. I was embarassed for them.
Clarkson on Asian cars.. - Imagos
You could get any car to stall going up a hill in wrong gear, nothing detrimental against the Kia Rio at all, Just made JC look a bit silly driving it that way. He's well known in the business as a car wrecker.
Jag V. Chrysler V. Holden. - Pugugly {P}

Just watched this on the "Best of". The shhot out on the beach. Brilliant. Must have been asleep when this was first on. I want a Jag.

Superb filming especially of the Herc...
Top Gear cheap cars - Thommo
I don't always watch Top Gear as I'm no fan of 'the preening one' but I did catch the round up last night and was especially taken with the £100 cars bit.

Now 'he who preens' stated that he did not cheat and sent a female friend to a main dealer and got a perfectly serviceable Volvo for £1 AND that there was a vast selection of similar trade-ins for similar sums.

Is this true and if so can we name some of these dealers as I would like to go round for a look.
Top Gear cheap cars - richy
I missed this feature when it was first aired in early 2004/late 2003 I beleive. At the time scrap metal prices were at their lowest, and with new EU legislation about recycling cars at the time values of cheap cars plummetted (I bought a 2 owner FSH Xantia TD for £250 - best car I've ever had) Since those glory days scrap metal prices have risen and scrap yards objected to the legistlation. I beleive they went on strike refusing to accept scrap cars and as a result the goverment were blackmailed into dropping the new rules. Feel free to correct me but that was my view on the situation.
Top Gear cheap cars - Pugugly {P}
Price of scrap went up as well due to Chinese demand.
Name that tune! - Shaz {p}
This is a long shot but....

The episode with Clarkson at the ring in the Jag diesel was repeated last week.

Anyone know of the music in the background, just as Clarkson completes his 9 min 59 sec lap?

Some classic number, anyone know what it is please post!
Or if anyone knows where I could find out let me know.

Thanks.
Name that tune! - El Hacko
worth asking the Beeb
Transport 2000 - - BazzaBear {P}
Anyone seen this press release?

Can't link direct to the page (Link amended to the relevant page. DD), but go here

www.transport2000.org.uk/news/maintainNewsArticles...9

and it's the top story.

I especially like this line:
"This is not about censorship or having a poor sense of humour, it?s about what is in the public interest."

Really? Stopping a group of people saying what they want to say (and what a large number of people want to hear) is not censorship? What exactly is it then?

It's just intellectual fascism, nothing more, nothing less. This is what we think, therefore this is what you should think.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - mare
It's just intellectual fascism, nothing more, nothing less. This is what
we think, therefore this is what you should think.


Agree 110%. Transport 2000 are urging people to "tell the BBC to get Top Gear off the box". They have thoughtfully provided the links for people to "urge the BBC" on their press release.

Follow the links on the site and read their reasoning. If you disagree, you can always use the links to tell the BBC that you actually don't want it pulled.

I like Top Gear myself.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - chris_w
Got to wonder what's wrong with 'em!!

For a good giggle though, go and read their message board... nearly everyone likes Top Gear!!!!

Personally it's one of my favourite show's - much better than when Quentin & Tiff were on (although I do enjoy Fifth Gear too).

It's the same kind of people who complained about Jerry Springer the Opera, obviously got nothing better to do with their miserable lives, so try and take some of the pleasure away from others.

Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - patently
a new programme promoting ?sensible driving in sensible
vehicles?


Now that WOULD be great viewing ... I can't wait.

Just imagine the fun of watching "An ordinary person in a reasonably priced car". Obviously they couldn't film them on track - that's a bit reckless. We could watch them on the Guildford ring road instead.

And to encourage public transport, Jeremy could race to the south of France on a bicycle while Hammond & May get to use the train. Oh, err, the South of France on a bike would probably kill Jeremy so perhaps they could race from Transport 2000's offices to 10 Downing Street instead.

Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - patently
Ooh -- look:
... In an infamous episode, Jeremy Clarkson tore up on camera
information from Transport 2000?s website presenting the
dangers of speed


So, they're not at all miffed about that, are they? I do hope they didn't take it personally...

Can anyone actually remember this "infamous" episode?
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - teabelly
Maybe they don't like the fact that when you pitch the private car against public transport for most journies the car wins hands down? TG has shown UK PT to be the abomination that it is. Most of the T2000 fans are lentil eating sandalistas so wouldn't have the strength to protest anyway ;-)

Perhaps TG should do a 'shutdown Transport 2000' I'd know who my money would be on....
teabelly
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Altea Ego
Mr P, I dont think Guildford has a ring road.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - patently
Mr P, I dont think Guildford has a ring road.

Oh, err, well it's about time it did. Heaven knows it needs one.

Dorking, then. Surely that's got one?

;-)
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - BazzaBear {P}
Cheers Chris, I hadn't noticed the messgaeboard. There is 1 person who agrees with this campaign on there, and it appears to be the author of it!
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - patently
... Through its recurring 'macho' themes of speed and power,
it fails to include the interests of most women in its
programmes.


Trinny & Susannah's "What not to wear" has recurring 'girly' themes that fail to include the interests of most men.

I find this most distressing. It must be taken off the air immediately.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Altea Ego
I have just sent an email to stephen(dot)joseph(at)transport2000(dot)org(dot)uk, Executive Director of Transport 2000, enquiring how this statement aids their credability.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - BazzaBear {P}
I have also just written to that messageboard, asking the author of the rpess release to explain the difference between censorship, and shutting down a programme because you disagree with its views.
Had I thought it through, I would have copy/pasted it into an email to that gentleman too, but I didn't. Hope it makes it through moderation, otherwise I've lost it altogether.
I wrote it perfectly politely, but I get the feeling it might be deleted since one of their ground rules is:
All comments must respect the ideals of sustainable transport and the need to protect the environment and quality of life of communities.

Nothing like disallowing a point of view to get a healthy debate going. Mind you, I do respect those ideals - I just don't think their aims have any hope of achieving it.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - madf
I wrote
"Oh dear!

You've fallen into the trap! Instead of beating Top Gear by argument you want to ban it. And what a hornet's nest you have stirred up!

Any chance you may have had of persuading your opponents that you are reasonable people who are prepared to argue sensibly is gone.. probably for a long time.

The last refuge of the desperate who are failing to win an argument is either to slag off their opponents or try to silence them!

I don't watch Top gear . I consider it childish and extreme. I doubt many viewers take a lot of it as other than entertainment. Now you have made it virtually impossible for the BBC to tone it down or close it as if they do they will be accused of pandering to pressure groups.

Well done! You've achieved an own goal!"

madf


Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - NowWheels
If Top Gear was a program promoting irresponsible drinking (rather than irresponsible driving), I doubt it would have so many people defending its right to be broadcast.

But if it is to remain on air, maybe it should be balanced by a program teaching people how to crash things into parked cars (rather than parked trees), and how to force speeding drivers off the road? Neither is very responsible, but why one withiut the other?
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - BazzaBear {P}
If Top Gear was a program promoting irresponsible drinking (rather than
irresponsible driving), I doubt it would have so many people defending
its right to be broadcast.


Who says it promotes irresponsible driving, apart from these car-hating fools?
It is an entertainment program, not a documentary. Did brookside promote murdering your husband and burying him under the patio?

Your second point mystifies me. While I disagree with you in a lot of cases, your arguments are usually well though-out. Not sure about that one.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - NowWheels
Who says it promotes irresponsible driving, apart from these car-hating fools?


Do you think that crashing a car into a mature tree is responsible? Or breaking speed limits all the way to the South of France?
It is an entertainment program, not a documentary. Did brookside promote
murdering your husband and burying him under the patio?


I don't remember everyone standing around on-screen and cheering after that episode.
Your second point mystifies me. While I disagree with you in
a lot of cases, your arguments are usually well though-out. Not
sure about that one.


It was a quick thought on how a program could balance the car-mad irresponsibility of Top Gear by offering a similar degree of yobbishness from a different angle. It wasn't intended as a programme proposal!
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - BazzaBear {P}
>> Who says it promotes irresponsible driving, apart from these car-hating
fools?
Do you think that crashing a car into a mature tree
is responsible?


No. But having watched it, I also don't think anyone would be tempted to go out and do the same with their own car - therefore it is not 'promoting' it.

>> Your second point mystifies me. While I disagree with you
in
>> a lot of cases, your arguments are usually well though-out.
Not
>> sure about that one.
It was a quick thought on how a program could balance
the car-mad irresponsibility of Top Gear by offering a similar degree
of yobbishness from a different angle. It wasn't intended as a
programme proposal!


To be honest, I'm not exactly sure what that press release is referring to when it describes JC's 'yobbish image'. Perhaps it is that he wears *gasp* jeans?
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - teabelly
If JC is a yob he's a middle class, public school educated, widely read one.

Why don't T2000 come up with their own Top Bus or equivalent programme and let the viewers decide? I thought this latest press release was an april fool and someone had dated it 11th April instead of 1st April by mistake....
teabelly
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Pugugly {P}
Teabelly,
Yobs aren't exclusive to the state schools.

For the record, I withdraw all negative comments I have expressed about TC and JC on this site. I defend their right to produce a programme such as TG. Still hate the deck chair shirted one though.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Altea Ego
Oh NW please. Top Gear is entertainment. It no more encourages people to go out and break speedlimits than,,, well err People Making cars look like the General Lee, or the A Team van, or even The Starsky and Hutch stripe.

( ring ring - Yes RF here, They did what? )
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - NowWheels
Oh NW please. Top Gear is entertainment.


So you'd approve of entertainment focusing on the same territory, but coming from another angle?
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Altea Ego
Of course I would. If T2K want to produce and air a programe made and billed in an entertainment guise thats fine,

As is my right to turn it off if it bores me.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - patently
So you'd approve of entertainment focusing on the same territory, but
coming from another angle?


Happens all the time, NW. The best humour provokes the viewer to some extent.

It's one of the many aspects of a free press. To see T2000 come out against that is illuminating.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - daveyjp
'It does not focus enough, if at all, on responsible driving, ?greener? cars, road safety or the need to cut car journeys and use alternatives where possible.'

Can you imagine this happening.

Here is the new Ferrari Enzo which costs squllions of pounds. As we know cars pollute so we suggest leaving the car in the showroom and taking the bus! Yeah right.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Roger Jones
There is a place for Top Gear -- in the children's television slot.

I hate to agree with Transport 2000 -- I really do -- but we desperately need a serious motoring programme. That need not be at the expense of Top Gear.

TG attracts ?6 million viewers at peak, some of whom are, with good reason, coy about watching it. What about the other 24 million motorists?
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Altea Ego
Errr I am afraid veiwing figures indicated that we dont want a new serious motoring prog. Thats why they disapeared.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - frostbite
I know I'm not the only cynic here, so why does everyone accept the given viewing figures as gospel?

They're about as accurate as a newspaper poll - not very.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Roly93
Its these sort of politically correct do-gooders that will eventually completely ruin Britain.

I do not think for a minute that Top Gear encourages people to be irresponsible, it is just an enjoyable bit iof automotive based entertainment with an element of harmless schoolboy fun thrown in.

These guys at Transport 2000 should shut up and stay in their own little sandle-clad salad-munching self righteous world !!!!
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - mjm
I think top gear should be taken off.
And those gardening programmes where vegetables are murdered.
And those party political broadcasts where lies are told.
And those programmes where derelict houses are modernised.
And those programmes where 2 women clean up dirty houses.
And those violent cartoons.
And The Simpsons, very poor parenting.
And the news, too much violence.
And the weather forcast, always wrong.
And scrapyard challenge, too inovative.
And --- Oh I,m going for a drive.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Robin Reliant
Anyone who claims JC or anyone else would have as much fun driving a bus as they would driving a Ferrari has obviously never driven a car in their lives.

What a sad bunch.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - patently
And --- Oh I,m going for a drive.


Mind you don't go too quickly, now.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - BazzaBear {P}
There is a place for Top Gear -- in the children's
television slot.
I hate to agree with Transport 2000 -- I really do
-- but we desperately need a serious motoring programme. That need
not be at the expense of Top Gear.

Don't worry about it, you haven't agreed with them. You didn't suggest banning anything. Very restrained of you ;)
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Adam {P}
Transport 2000 really annoy me to the point were I get very angry. They seem to have an overall goal for the sake of having a goal. By it's very nature that means it has to be the complete opposite of what everyone else thinks.

I will never forget that time I was watching the news and for some bizzare reason got BBC London where they were interviewing Vicky Cann who, incidently, doesn't drive. Basically, she sat there with a straight face and said that more speedbumps should go in even to the detriment of ambulances. She had a blasé attitude about the ambulance passengers as long as the tiny amount of people that would be saved by their proposals were alright.

I'm amazed she never said if was the patient's fault for having a heart attack and needing the ambulance. Manbe she did and was too implicit for me to notice....or I was too stupid.

An organisation that would seem content if we uninvented the wheel.
--
Adam
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Rishab C
Who pays for Transport 2000?

tinyurl.com/3nlhv


Objects A) TO EDUCATE THE PUBLIC OF THE UNITED KINGDOM IN MATTERS RELATING TO TRANSPORT AND ITS IMPACT ON THE ENVIRONMENT, SOCIETY AND ECONOMIC ACTIVITY; B) TO CARRY OUT RESEARCH INTO SUCH MATTERS AND TO DISSEMINATE THE RESULTS OF SUCH RESEARCH.

Who Children/Young people
Elderly/Old People
People with a disability/Special Needs
People of a particular ethnic or racial origin
General public/Mankind
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Thommo
Transport 2000 and other anti-car treehuggers are exclusively urban usually London based where public transport at least exists, dangerous though it is to use, if they could impose a muggers levy they could double profits.

But when we are all taxed out of our cars what will happen in areas where there simply is no public transport?

Hate Top Gear loathe Clarkson but will be forced in to sending an email in support. My enemies enemy is my friend...
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Sofa Spud
Will transport 2000 and Petrolheads Anonymous still be battling it out when fossil fuels are prohibitively expensive and in short supply and British conservationists have stopped rapeseed for biofuels being grown in the steppes of Mongolia because they don't like the thought of all that yellow stuff being grown in a country they're never likely to visit.

Who's going to say "I told you so"?

cheers, SS
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Ex-Moderator
more stuff of irrelevance removed. Again, apologies if you were unfairly caught out.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - A. Badger

Honest John asks the $64,000 question: who funds these people?

The answer turns out to be (at least in part) the cash-rich bus companies, pushing their own agenda on a diet of public money!

Now there's a surprise.

And who is "Transport 2000" anyway? How many people does it actually represent? Where does it come from? Who's behind it? And why should anyone take any notice at all of its opinions?

Transport 2000 and similar lobby groups thrive because a lazy, story-hungry Left/Eco-leaning media (notably the BBC), accepts spoon-fed "stories" from single issue pressure groups and automatically endows them with a spurious credibility. Journalists will run a "story" from any group with a self-important title, barely stopping to ask what possible relevance their opinions have beyond the fact that what it is saying will make an easy, eye-catching headline and, with luck, suit the newspaper's or the channel's overall political agenda.

The next time you see a headline like "Mothers call for radial tyre ban" don't forget it could be three women with an attitude problem and funding from the last crossply manufacturer on Earth.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Thommo
Once again, trying not to be boring, the BBC and for that matter most media organisations are London based and seem to think that buses ply their trade all day and all night through rural Norfolk as they do through central London.

Incidentally I took a night bus from the centre of London to Richmond two weeks ago, thank god I was drunk, it was more scary than Somalia!

I say lets have puntive levies on hooded sweatshirts to subsidise law abiding car drivers.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - PW
Maybe Top Gear could do an item similar to their races.

Take all the heads of Transport 2000, dump them in the middle of countryside- I would suggest Dartmoor- and see how long it takes them to get back to their offices- using public transport only.

Doubt would be much speeding involved.
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - Thommo
Or leave them in a Northamptonshire (not a particularly rural county) village and tell them to wait for the bus...
Transport 2000 - "Shut down Top Gear" - PW
And then the ones with young children can demonstrate how to do the weekly shopping without using a car- in both rural and urban areas.

Again, am fairly confident this would be very informative.
Transport 2000 - - patently
"Transport 2000" ?

They sound well out of date. At least 5 years, I'd say.
Transport 2000 - - Altea Ego
Name change required?

How about Transport 3500 turbo Ghia

or

Transport 2.2 DCI Dynamique

or

Transport Hybrid?
Transport 2000 - - patently
Name change required?


How about "Transport 2000 used to operate from these premises until it realised it was time to give up"
Transport 2000 - - Adam {P}
Transport 1724. That's the year they appear to be in anyway.
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Adam
Transport 2000 - - Marc4Six
Name change required?


How about tinyurl.com/4c2gt
Transport 2000 - - mare
How about tinyurl.com/4c2gt


Very well done and very funny. You know who won't get it though.
Transport 2000 - - Adam {P}
That's uncanny. Ignore my last comment then!
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Adam
Transport 2000 - - BazzaBear {P}
That's uncanny. Ignore my last comment then!
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Adam

You were a good 74 years out anyway ;)
Transport 2000 - - patently
>> Name change required?
How about tinyurl.com/4c2gt


Which website is the real one?

I'm all confused now.
Transport 2000 - - Adam {P}
Believe it or not, I never actually read the URL at the top about banning Top Gear. I got to incensed about Transport 2000 that I just went on a rant.

"In a race against colleagues using public transport and plane, Clarkson drove a Ferrari more or less non-stop from London to Switzerland, regardless of fatigue, and was stopped by police for speeding on the way."

He got stopped for speeding and still won!

The world is a dangerous place and I can guarantee you there are a lot more dangerous influences than Top Gear. Based on this, I have followed suit and outlined my own list of things to ban using T2000's (wasn't that a Terminator?) guidelines.

1 Let's ban CNN - seeing soldiers in Iraq is far too influential. What if I decide to form my own military cell and give them M16s?

2 Let's ban Vauxhall from ever making cars. They make cars over 1.0l which quite clearly are more polluting than a bus or G Reg Fiesta Bonus. It's perfectly plausible that I may use the whopping 1.2 litre engine of the Corsa to propel myself in a wholly dangerous manner from 0-20 in 17 seconds.

3 Let's ban higher education. Far too influential on an impressionable mind such as mine. While we're at it, better ban high schools and primary schools? Just too dangerous. Ban them as well.

4 Let's make a program called "We're the ones who made the country into such a nanny state." It could discuss pressing issues such as the correct way to board a bus or how to safely mount a bike.

If it wasn't so ridiculous it would be funny. Never in my whole life have I wanted to live somewhere else as much as I do now....

...Uzbekistan sounds like a nice free dictatorship.
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Adam
Transport 2000 - - bartycrouch
It's just intellectual fascism, nothing more, nothing less. This is what
we think, therefore this is what you should think.


As a wise person once said:

"Nothing enrages some people more than the sight of others enjoying themselves"

Transport 2000 - - BazzaBear {P}
Thought people might be interested in sniffpetrol's view of this story. I especially enjoyed the last line of their article.

I'm going to attempt here to put a non-link pointer to the page, as it dies have some (a lot) bad language. If this turns into a link, I'm sorry mods - can you please fix it:


www.sniffpetrol.com
Transport 2000 - - BazzaBear {P}
Hurrah! I did it!
Transport 2000 - - No Do$h
Funnily enough I've already posted this in the Moderators' lounge..... ::smirk::
Transport 2000 - - BazzaBear {P}
Ooooo. La-di-da. :p
Transport 2000 - - Sofa Spud
I'd love to see a 'sensible motoring' programme. We all know that a Pagani Zonda can leave a trail of tyre smoke a mile long. It's a fair guess too that a VW Polo will probably take longer to sink to the bottom of a pond than a Land Rover Defender.

Motoring magazines often have a light hearted spot on the back page. TV motoring programmes tend to consist mostly of 'back page' content.

In a motoring programme I want to be informed about the cars or see transport topics examined. There is too much presenter intrusion.

I wouldn't ban tests of performance cars, but I don't like the way perfectly adequate cars, the sort most of us drive day-to-day, are dismissed grudgingly as something for the peasants.
Motoring journalism has always had its share of egobitionists - (the press as well as TV) but there are too many 'car DJ's' on the scene.

Cheers, Sofa Spud.
Transport 2000 - - BazzaBear {P}
As stated higher up the thread, whatever your personal opinion is on TG and the way they do things, there are two main points that Transport 2000 should consider:

1) If they believe their 'third gear' idea to be so wonderful, they should produce it themselves, and watch the money roll in from such a popular format.

2) Their suggestion that Top Gear should be taken off the air because they don't agree with it is nothing short of attempted censorship, however much they dress it up as something else.
Transport 2000 - - Sofa Spud
Has Transport 2000 realised it's 2005 now?

I keep one foot in the environmental camp and one in the motoring one, and anything that brings the two closer together without anyone losing too much, the better.

A few years ago there were one or two cars available that would top 200 mph. Now there are several. The Bentley Flying Spur 4 door saloon will almost reach the double ton and there are 'road' cars that will do 250 mph - Bugatti Veyron etc.

Occasionally irresponsible drivers try out the Porsches etc at 140 mph on motorways - presumably someone will try the same with one of these 250 mph hypercars.

cheers, SS
Transport 2000 - - Sofa Spud
I can imagine Transport 2000 buying up and refurbishing all the old Citroen 2CV's they can find, to sell to unsuspecting greens of the "if I could do without a car I would, but I have to have one" persuasion. Nobody would realise that virtually all diesel hatchbacks made in the last 10 years are as economical as a 2CV!

cheers, SS
Transport 2000 - - Obsolete
God save us from this bunch of humourless woad daubed neo-Leninist Trotskyite bunny hugging nanny state eco-warriers with chips on their shoulders and class envy in their hearts. I've complained before that TG can sometimes be a bit dull, but I am sure that it is miles better than the proposed Reverse Gear (into the year 1000 AD or earlier).
Who pays for Transport 2000?

HJ


Would that be Stagecoach?
Would that be train companies?
Would that be other groups who like the above obviously have no interest in pursuing a distinctive form of fascism to line their own pockets?

Kind of discredits them doesn't it.

The safety reports in Fifth Gear are rather good and entertaining too. As are the car tests, both fast and day to day. If only the eco-fascists would realise that people can enjoy watching JC hurtling round a track in a fast car, or down a French motorway, at high speed, and not feel the need to do the same. Do children watch Tom and Jerry then rush out and smash a frying pan against their friends heads?

Leif