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Hearing Aid advice - please! - malteser
I am in the market for a new hearing aid to replace the N.H. device issued F.O.C. in the UK.
I now live permanently in Spain and I would be grateful for any advice based on backroomers' own experiences. I have been offered a digital programmable aid (by Widex - the Senso CX CIC) for the equivalent of £1245, including fitting, adjustments, and a five year guarantee.
Is this reasonable? (Two audiologists have suggested this after the usual tests).
Any other recommendations or thoughts gratefully received!
Roger.
Hearing Aid advice - please! - Phil I
Roger : You should be aware that Uk NHS buys these in at less than P.Stg. 200. However the possibility of actually receiving one of these is low as the criteria for fitting covers only the very acute losses. Normal deterioration will receive the standard devices. I would think there would be a lot of room for haggling over price if you really want one. Have a look at the RNID website on the subject of digital prog. aids . Its very informative. From conversations with the local audiologist its her opinion that they are a waste of money (unless you are particularly concerned about the aesthetics of the external aid v. internal.)

Happy decision making and let us know how you get on either way.
Phil I
Hearing Aid advice - please! - malteser
It's not the aesthetics I'm fussed about particularly, but the NHS aid amplifies EVERYTHING, including background noise and chatter! The programmable aid is supposed to automatically filter out unwanted frequencies (SWMBO?) and comes with a money-back month's trial. I know the prices are hugely inflated from cost, perhaps not so much as in the UK, but "rival" quotes have been the same, so the haggling is down to extras.
Funnily enough, in Spain haggling over purchases of major items is not common, or appreciated by the vendors. It is very hard to negotiate a discount on a new car or a substantial purchase of furniture, for example.
Hearing Aid advice - please! - matt35 {P}
Roger,

Please do not take this the wrong way - but with my post about noisy central heating, and your post about hearing aids - fancy a house swap for a few weeks?

Matt35.
Hearing Aid advice - please! - malteser
Matt35 - Er what did you say?
Noisy Central Heating. - matt35 {P}
Just noticed the central heating thread - any comments welcome on a problem I have;

We have a Halstead GWA46W gas warm air boiler with a circulator which heats water in an Elson Sapphire 135 liter tank in the airing cupboard and one radiator in the bathroom.

Both fitted new 4 years ago and serviced annualy...the circulator has become noisy in the last few months - sounds like a kettle boiling and the occassional loud BANG...also seems to be heating the tank about every ten minutes during the night.

Had the gas pressure checked last month (£50) no help.

Had a plumber quote me for Poweflushing the system - he says he cannot do a complete Powerflush as it is a Primatic system ( ?) - he can do a partial flush for £150 but did not seem sure that this would help.

Any thoughts/suggestions welcome on how to cure the noise.

Matt35.
Noisy Central Heating. - smokie
I know nothing about CH, but was having a number of niggly little problems a year or so back (some cold rads, some noise). I have Brit Gas cover, so called them out. They recommended a Kamco flush (or Kemco), but it wasn\'t covered by the policy (surprise surprise).

Anyway, after a second opinion I had it done (c£300 IIRC) and it cured all of my problems. It\'s supposed to be the mutts nuts of flushes, and took the bloke about 5 hours. They replaced the pump with their gizmo, then turned off all rads then flushed through one way, then back, then back etc etc, until the water came out clear. Then on go the rads one by one and the process is repeated. Like an enema for your CH, I guess!!
Noisy Central Heating. - matt35 {P}
Smokie,

Thanks for the info - do you know if your system is Primatic?

Matt35.
Noisy Central Heating. - frostbite
Have you checked for air in the system? Particularly in the hot water section.
Noisy Central Heating. - matt35 {P}
frostbite,

I have noticed that when I use the bathroom COLD tap, I get a very slight bang sometimes - any connection?

I wish central heating systems were as uncomplicated as cars!

Matt35.

Niether of which I understand.
Noisy Central Heating. - frostbite
I have noticed that when I use the bathroom COLD tap,
I get a very slight bang sometimes - any connection?


I doubt it Matt - probably what is known as water hammer and not uncommon.

Look around the pipework for your hot system at the highest point, probably near the hot tank. You should see a single pipe sticking upright, going nowhere, with a knurled handscrew on top. If you find one, unscrew it slowly and listen for hissing - that\'s the air coming out of the system. When it\'s all gone you should hear a slight bang as the water hits the top and you will also see the water jet out. Close the tap at this point!

You will probably need to do this daily for a while if you\'ve never done it before, then about once a month.

HTH
Noisy Central Heating. - smokie
No, I doubt it is Primatic.

I suppose my point was that I was very dubious that just a flush could have such a beneficial effect
Noisy Central Heating. - wemyss
Noises on central heating systems generally relate to two types. The one described as sounding like a kettle boiling is aptly known as ?kettling? in the heating trade.
This is when the actual boiler sounds like a kettle boiling and was the subject of many theories back in the late 60s and 70s.
Some plumbers discovered the way to cure it was to partially drain and add washing up liquid to the make up tank and refill. Not a good idea probably with the known amount of salt which this product contains but I can vouch that it did actually work.
I recall that Glow Worm said that they had discovered the cause was pinholes on the water side of the cast iron boiler left by the moulding sand and the noise was the agitation of the hot water passing over these. This was duly reported in the trade magazine of the time.
Since the widely used additives such as Fernox I haven?t heard much of this in recent years also as I haven?t been in the trade for a long time I?m not likely too but will enquire if its still present.
My own Glow Worm Majorca boiler which is 27 years old suffered from kettling for many years which didn?t concern me. But when I was once working on a large site a contractor gave me a 5 gallon drum of left over additive and I used some of this and it stopped the kettling completely.
I imagine that many domestic boilers are steel and not cast iron as they used to be so there wouldn?t be so many problems with kettling as there used to be. However I was recently told that Glow Worm have recently began sourcing their castings from India and their foundry in Milford has closed down.
The flushing of systems which appears to be a new way of making money can easily be done by any reasonable DIY man. The easy way is simply to remove each radiator and flush through with an hosepipe outside. It only involves turning off the valves at each end. Loosen the union nut to the radiator. Place a small bowl under this and open the air bleed at the top of the radiator. Lift off the read when empty and turn upside down to carry outside. Flush through with the hose and replace. Finally fill the system through the make up tank, check for leaks and if OK drain again and add your additive in the make up tank and allow to fill again. Bleed the rads and its done. Far more satisfactory than trying to flush through the whole system.
The second noise commonly heard is the circ pump which technically is not a pump but a circulator.
They can get noisy with age but usually is associated with entrapped air which causes the impeller to be thrashing about in a mixture of air and water. There is normally a bleed screw on the pump and often a speed adjusting screw also. Bleeding with the pump off usually gives the best results.
Keep the pump speed down to the minimum setting which gives good performance.
A noise anywhere on the system which sounds like water running is always air in the system somewhere. Getting rid of it can often be a nuisance as air will only bleed from a higher position than where it exists and often there is no air bleed where you need it. A Plumber will often crack open a joint to get rid of it but is actually badly designed when this is necessary.
When a heating system is completed and commissioned you sometimes hear the Plumber complaining he has had a bad fill which added half a day to the job. What he means is that he had a job to get rid of the air in the system and is always caused by incorrectly placed vents in relation to the pipework.



Noisy Central Heating. - henry k
No, I doubt it is Primatic.
I suppose my point was that I was very dubious that
just a flush could have such a beneficial effect

>>
Beware if it is a Primatic

\"Primatic (self priming) - only for use with gravity systems because the water for the central heating is taken from within the cylinder, and is only separated by an air lock (system additives must not be used with this type of cylinder as this will come out through the hot taps)\"

If you are removing and flushing radiators beware.
After draining it, the Black gunge still left inside (magnatite?) needs to be flushed out where it will not stain anything. Before lifting off a radiator always shut the bleed valve and plug the two open connections to avoid muck running out when you inevitably tilt it. I use rolled up kitchen roll as a plug.
Noisy Central Heating. - henry k
Alvin
Re your Adski query.
He has survived, as he has posted elsewhere, but wont tell us the outcome?
We need to know!
Noisy Central Heating. - henry k
Some general info

tinyurl.com/yro2u

tinyurl.com/22xqm

tinyurl.com/2u9jo

A little on fernox.
www.fernox.com

But NOT for Primatic
tinyurl.com/2oryu

A questionaire re powerflushing
tinyurl.com/2pgkl

Happy reading including some FAQs.
Noisy Central Heating. - wemyss
Henry, Your furnox link.
quote
In single feed indirect cylinders e.g. ?Primatic? or similar, potable water chemicals must be used
They seem to suggest that you could use an additive in a Primatic cylinder. Seems very strange that one.
Didn\'t think there would be many still about nowadays as the Gas Board put the knocker on them decades ago when they wouldnt put any customers on their gas maintenance plans if they had a primatic cylinder.
Matts bang from the COLD tap in the bathroom is certainly water hammer and it sounds as if it is fed from the cold rising main.
If so its likely to be a loose clip or where it passes through a ceiling or similar. Best to get an assistant (haynes terminology) to keep turning the tap on or off and try to locate it. If it is off the mains its unlikely to be air and in fact in the olden days you will probably have noticed in public toilets etc done in lead pipe they used to tee off into tanks and cisterns, and leave a short piece of lead pipe above the tee blanked off. This was done to allow this to fill with air and act as a damper! to prevent water hammer. At least thats what they used to tell me.
Noisy Central Heating. - wemyss
Henry, £300 to flush out the radiators. £50.00 to check the gas pressure.
Thers some serious money to be made here. And they dont even take the rads off. A few spanners and a hosepipe is about the total outlay and a few ads.
In my small town Ive noticed a new trade with a man going round with a pressure washer cleaning roof tiles. Seems to be always busy and apparently charges a tidy price.
Wouldnt fancy it myself as theres always the chance of falling off but flushing heating systems would be a doddle.
The wife insists I have to take them off for decorating so could also get some sub-contacting work from house decorators.
Why didnt I think of this 30 year ago...
Noisy Central Heating. - smokie
I hate to think how long it would take me to remove each rad, flush it etc, then replace it, and all the time running the risk of damaging carpets and wallcoverings. And then there are large parts of the system which still contain gunge (pipework, cylinders etc).

I wouldn\'t disagree that £300 was quite a lot for 5 hours work, but the guy had some expensive looking gear and that was British Gas rather than a plumber, and BG assured me that their equipment and process was considerably better than a plumber.

As far as I was concerned it was money well spent. If it\'s something within my scope I will try it, but I have experienced trying things and either not managing to complete them fully, or causing more trouble than I was fixing, so when in dount I would prefer to pay someone else. Maybe I\'m just useless at d-i-y...
Noisy Central Heating. - wemyss
Yes of course you are quite right Smokie and I was really only joking after my late medicinal drink, and not suggesting that anyone should tackle projects they are not comfortable with..
If a dentist appeared on our forum giving tips on how to fill or pull your own teeth I would want him certified.
I think what I was saying is that charges for anything nowadays seem so exorbitant from yesteryear. Took a VHS recorder for repair the other week and the repair man charged me £34.00 just to take the cover off to tell me what needed doing.
I think its called living in a timewarp.
alvin

Noisy Central Heating. - matt35 {P}
Thanks for all the suggestions and the links lads - I just found some Boots wax ear plugs from last years holiday...so if all else fails...

Matt35.
Noisy Central Heating. - matt35 {P}
Alvin;

"The wife insists I have to take them off for decorating so could also get some sub-contacting work from house decorators."

Unfortunately, my wife insists I keep them on!

Matt35.
Noisy Central Heating. - Hugo {P}
On the face of it £60 per hour sounds a lot, but when you consider that Smokie is a self confessed DIY novice, and you've got the cover that BG offer against them doing any damage to carpets etc and the work is warranted, I think Smokier got his money's worth.

Having said that, we had a similar problem in our old house. BG quoted a similar figure. As our boiler was over 20 years old and fairly inefficient, we decided to pay an independent plumber to fit a new combi one. We also got it fitted in a different location to allow us to cope with a kitchen redesign.

The combi pushes the water through at about 3 times the pressure and hence the need for a powerflush was negated. The new boiler actually solved the problem completely, and burst the hot water pipe under the kichen floor, which meant that the insurance paid for a new kitchen (but that's another story folkes)!

As I was working away at the time, it seemed a good idea. A plumber, that we now use for all our CORGI stuff changed the boiler for £250. I had found a brand new Halstead 80,000 btu in the free ads (no longer needed by buyer) for £300, which was due to go into another property but our house's need was greater.

Total costs £550 plus a couple of new rads and TRVs all round.

If you need serious money spending on a system, it sometimes pays to weigh up the cost of a good plumber to change the big bits.

Hugo
Noisy Central Heating. - wemyss
Hugo,
"The new boiler actually solved the problem completely, and burst the hot water pipe under the kichen floor, which meant that the insurance paid for a new kitchen (but that's another story folkes)!
Interesting that. I have never know a copper tube actually burst apart from frost damage. At one period during a copper shortage in the 70s stainless steel tubing was widely used and proved to be a disaster. Was it this by any chance?.
Noisy Central Heating. - Stargazer {P}
Alvin,
I have seen two cases where 15mm copper pipe less has burst (7mm split in side) due to frost action. One in my brother's house under the sink and the second in a neighbours house (uninsulated mains water pipe in the loft). In both cases the pipe was almost new (late 80s and late 90s) copper.
Ian L.
Noisy Central Heating. - wemyss
Ian,
Yes frost will burst anything but in normal service copper tube can take huge pressures. I was wondering if Hugo had the tube I mentioned previously. Anyone still having that in their property would be living dangerously. The Gas Board refused to place anyone with this installed on to their maintenance plans.
Having seen the consequences of it I don't blame them.

Noisy Central Heating. - Stargazer {P}
Alvin,
Sorry, my fault, I missed the word 'apart' when reading your message. Agree that under normal circumstances pipe will not burst. However with the increased pressure in the HW system after conversion to a combi I would be checking all the joints especially if there is any pushfit.
regards
Ian L.
Noisy Central Heating. - Hugo {P}
Hi Alvin

To be precise, this hot water copper pipe acually split near a solder joint. The joint was some 20 years old as it had been made and then screeded over under the floor when the house was built.

It looked like that an excess of flux had been used to make this joint. We all know what the old flux does if it isn't mopped up, steadily corrodes the copper.

On inspection of the area, it became apparent that the pipe had been leaking slowly and swelling the bottom of the kitchen base units over time. The increased pressure within just accelerated the final part of the failure.

I simply used the polypipe twist joints and a length of polypipe 15mm, wrapped the pipe in plenty of damp proof membrane and re screeded the area.

Finding it was pretty easy, I just cranked up the hot water supply from the boiler and saw the water rising out of the concreate floor!

Hugo
Noisy Central Heating. - henry k
Hi Alvin
To be precise, this hot water copper pipe acually split near
a solder joint. The joint was some 20 years old as
it had been made and then screeded over under the floor
when the house was built.

>>
I know of a case where a leaking joint in the screed caused thousands of £££s of damage to a 7 year old house. It caused dry rot to set in. Walls and stairs etc replaced followed by all the proper wood block floors
>>
On inspection of the area, it became apparent that the pipe
had been leaking slowly and swelling the bottom of the kitchen
base units over time.


It is always favourite to treat the bottom of kitchen units with a sealer.
I use wood hardener. It reduces the risk of chipboard turning into "Weetabix"
Noisy Central Heating. - Hugo {P}
This house was on an estate development and a neigbour had his boiler replaced by a combi.

You've guessed it - split pipe under the kitchen floor!

A friend of ours who still lives next door but one to our old house is contemplating having a combi put in. I've already advised him to be prepared for this little eventuality.

To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

I know what you mean about treating the bottoms of kitchen cabinets. I did this for a property I renovated. The kitchen floor has a DPM and there are no pipes underneath but you only have to leave water in place for a few minutes and - bingo! A 15mm carcase is now 25mm!

H
Noisy Central Heating. - wemyss
I have never come across this practise of laying heating pipes under the floor and then screeding over them although have seen it featured on TV property renovations.
Personally I don?t like the idea for exactly the experiences you describe. Strangely enough I recall that many years ago the chasing of pipes into walls was prohibited by some authority. Don?t know whether it was building regs or whatever but sinking them into the floor sounds even worse.
I wonder who paid up for Henrys experience of thousands of pounds of damage. The insurance company wouldn?t be happy and my experience of builders and the 10 year NHBA tells me its a waste of time asking them.
My daughter moved into a new house and about three years after a visitor detected gas combustion smells in the home.
Gas board called in and on checking the flue which was taken up through these special internal wall blocks they found they had been misaligned by the builder causing a dangerous situation.
She had a gas fire/back boiler and they put a closure notice on it that it was not to be used.
The builder a national name said go to the NHBA as it was their responsibility. The NHBA said the structure of the building was their only concern so go back to the builder.
The builders simply wouldn?t discuss it.
I arranged a meeting with the local council building and regulations Engineer and discovered an interesting fact from them. Their remit on inspection of new private housing as regarding building regulations ends when the house reaches dpc level.
I couldn?t get my head round this one. My own experience as Clerk of Works tells me that the client employs one to ensure conformity to regulations and quality of work.
The council Engineers answer logical as it may be was that the council wasn?t the client and it wasn?t their responsibility. If it had been Council housing it would have been. My obvious questions such as who is responsible for conformity on private housing developments he was unable to answer.
The story ends there.. many letters with no results and eventually had to fit a new identical boiler but with a balanced flue going through the wall.
Perhaps someone else knows the answers???? Is this just my particular Council policy?.



Noisy Central Heating. - henry k
I have never come across this practise of laying heating pipes
under the floor and then screeding over them


Standard approach in nearly all houses these days.
I wonder who paid up for Henrys experience of thousands of
pounds of damage. The insurance company wouldn?t be happy and
my experience of builders and the 10 year NHBA tells me
its a waste of time asking them.


It was my immediate boss's house. NHBA /insurance paid out but not for original cause, plumbing, £500plus a few years ago. He found out the whole close of houses had iffy plumbing. Created a file of problems and threatened the builder who paid up the balance. A new gas main was required as the old one was rusty.

A good friend bought a new house. A few years later the Central Heating was hardly working. Long investigation found the heat exchanger was almost solid with scale. It needed a masonary drill to start removing some scale and to allow liquid to be poured in to start dissolving the scale...... A split pipe due to a bodge on installation of the hall radiator caused the system to be refilling all the time. The front path had also slightly subsided.

Sorry tales



Noisy Central Heating. - Stargazer {P}
Agreed, it is fairly standard to run pipes under the floor but they should not be in contact with the screed or concrete. The pipes should be run inside some conduit or boxing. The chemicals in cement can attack pipes and corrode them (copper and steel).
Even the newer plastic pipe should be run inside a box or conduit.

Same goes for running pipes under the plaster of a wall...the plaster should not be in contact with the pipe.

A second point is that pipes will expand and contract and any movement risks loosening plaster and or screed that is in direct contact with the pipes...not a problem if the pipe is boxed.

Having said all this, builders still put pipes under concrete with no protection.

cheers

Ian L.
Noisy Central Heating. - Onetap
"this practise of laying heating pipes under the floor and then screeding over them"

This practise is now prohibited by the Water Regulations with respect to water supply pipes. The usual practice, some years ago, was to wrap metal pipes in a double layer of Denso tape before embedding them in the structure. You can now get plastic ducts, which can be screeded into a floor. The plastic water pipes can be slid into the duct and, if necessary, slid out and replaced. I'm not certain what the legal position is with heating pipes.

"The builders simply wouldn?t discuss it."

I'm sure he wouldn't. The liability for negligence is fifteen years, or five years after the discovery of the negligence, if I correctly recall the details of engineering contract law. I would have thought the remedy was a county court summons. I'm an engineer not a lawyer, so I won't pontificate at you.

I would be concerned about would be the installation of the flues in all the other houses in the development. If your daughter's boiler was spilling combustion products into the house, it's possible others are as well but that the occupants are unaware of it.


Southdown Way - Jane
Has anyone walked the length of this? Is it possible to camp along the route and would taking my dog along complicate things?

Thanks!

:o)

Fill what's empty, empty what's full and scratch where it itches!
Southdown Way - borasport20
Jane - if you'd care to email me at the address in my profile, I can suggest better places to ask this question !

Mike


just 'cos I know what I'm saying doesn't mean I know what I'm talking about

Small Claims Initiation Form - Hawesy1982
Hi,

My first post in this thread, and i seem to be jumping into the middle of a central heating discussion, but what the hell i'll post my question anyway....

Where can one get hold of a Small Claims Initiation Form (N1 i think)?. I need to recoup £300 from an (ex)friend, and went to ask for the form from the Post Office, who had no idea what one was or how i could get it.

I had just assumed being an official kind of thing, the PO would have had it for me?

Anyway i also tried WHSmiths DIY law paper thingys, but no luck there either.

So does anyone know where i can get one from please?
Small Claims Initiation Form - Godfrey H {P}
Phone your local County Court they should be able to help. BTW it's no good starting proceedings if the person or organisation doesn't have the funds or assets to pay.
Small Claims Initiation Form - Mangetout
All you need to know is here

www.courtservice.gov.uk/cms/courtaddresses.htm

Happy fundchasing
Small Claims Initiation Form - Bromptonaut
N1 is indeed a County Court form. Could also try the e-service at www.courtservice.gov.uk/mcol/index.htm The most relevant advice however is that from Godfrey, if he's got no money no court order will touch him. Also bear in mind that he may have plenty of other judgements against already, him all being paid off a £2 per week.
Small Claims Initiation Form - Hawesy1982
Thanks for the pointers, everyone - he's definitely got the money - nice car, lives with parents, works full time, just since he moved 100 miles away he's been less than enthusiastic about paying me back, whilst never debating the fact that he owes me. Hopefully an official document landing on his doorstep will make him think twice before ignoring me again....
Washing Vertical Blinds - BobbyG
SWMBO is looking to wash our vertical blinds, the first since we got them 5 years ago. We remember being told just to wash them in the machine at low temp but has anyone else done this? Did you put them into anything?

Is this the most far removed post ever from motoring??
Washing Vertical Blinds - PhilW
"Is this the most far removed post ever from motoring??"
At last an "I have a Q" I can answer!!!
No chance! My car has blinds but it doesn't have a central heating boiler - mind you, it does have a radiator that needs flushing!
How about a separate "I have a Q - central heating" mods - wish I'd trained as a plumber but have the feeling it wouldn't be radiators I'd be flushing, but something far more unpleasant and smelly!
Washing Vertical Blinds - wemyss
Bobby, I just asked the wife for her advice and she said not to wash them in the machine as it would crese them as if they were cardboard even if you put them into a pillowcase.
She tells me her method is to soak them in the bath first in cold water.
Then using warm water and a mild detergent use a hand scrubbing brush to clean them scrubbing lengthways only.
Washing Vertical Blinds - BobbyG
Just in case anyone out there is wondering, washed the blinds in the machine at 40 degrees slow spin, washed up fine, hung them straight back up whilst wet and they straightened themselves out.
Actually a very easy job!
Rural Property - Paul Robinson
We are looking at another business project, which would require the purchase of a detached rural property in a remote/remote(ish) location. Minimum 3 Bedroom, Minimum 1 acre plot. The venture would bring trade to the local community. It would save research time if you could say if it is still possible to purchase such a property in your area on a budget of £200K.

Thanks for your help.
Rural Property - Rebecca {P}
Not in rural Hampshire (in my opinion).
Rural Property - Mark (RLBS)
Not in Northern Oxfordshire (IMO, of course).
Rural Property - Stargazer {P}
Not in West Oxfordshire either.
Rural Property - Welliesorter
It may be possible in Lincolnshire, an area that has traditionally had low house prices but has been subject to current property bubble along with everywhere else. I know of a property that consisted of one large house divided into two (five bedrooms in total) with slighly more than an acre of land where the asking price was £150,000. It would have needed some work to bring it up to standard though.

It wouldn't take long to do a search of estate agents' web sites to see if they have anything that fits the bill.
Rural Property - Wilco {P}
Northern England - specifically Cumbria (outside central lakes) and Northumberland might still be cheap enough - haven't looked for some time.

Try PFK - www.pfandkestateagents.com and CSH www.csh.co.uk
Rural Property - Brill {P}
Have you tried ...
www.primelocation.com

Stu.
Rural Property - No Do$h
You will struggle in Dorset/Wiltshire area as well.
Rural Property - THe Growler
I currently have a 6 year old 3 bed bungalow, en-suite etc double garage in a small village outside Boston on the market for GBP189,950. It has a big bit of land but not unfortunately an acre. Gives you some idea of price for that area.
Rural Property - wemyss
Not in Derbyshire by a long way now IMO.
Just put down a book on Kenny Noye and your description fits perfectly the properties he looked for also. No offence of course..just in case.
Rural Property - malteser
You could buy a hovel in the hills in Andalusia! Around Granada is still reasonably cheap!
Roger.
Rural Property - Paul Robinson
In reply to Alvin

Don't worry, I won't need to send the boys 'round to silence you. It's not that sort of business venture!
Rural Property - Mapmaker
North of Scotland.

I think even remote (grim - no offence intended, but doubtless some caused, sorry) North East Kent will be out of your reach now.

Salford. 6 terraces & knock them down.
Rural Property - Hugo {P}
Possibly one or two areas of Cornwall, though you may well be unlucky.

I would look around the Worksop area. My BiL just sole a large new 4 bed house there on an estate for around £150K.

Friend of mine in Leicestershire says that farms are going for 500K in that area.

Whatever you buy, you'll probably need work on it.

Hugo
Rural Property - M.M
You might get lucky in the more remote Fens Paul, or where the house needs replacing due to subsidence.

But in our area within 15mins of A1(M)/A14 links such places are flying away at daft money if the house is decent.

One across the road fits you description and was valued at £425K last month. Another in next village is a 3-bed semi with just over an acre and that is £225K !!

M.M
SWMBO & SWCTPS - what do they mean? - Phoenicks
What do they stand for?
SWMBO & SWCTPS - what do they mean? - Mark (RLBS)
she who must be obeyed
she who holds the purse strings

and this will move to "I have a question" in a little while.
SWMBO & SWCTPS - what do they mean? - Andrew-T
where's that C from then?
SWMBO & SWCTPS - what do they mean? - Mark (RLBS)
ok, "controls the purse strings".
SWMBO & SWCTPS - what do they mean? - PST
My fault - I used SWCTPS in response to the phrase being used in a preceding message. It's probably not a commonly used acronym but I was being lazy. I'll copy and paste next time.

Paul
SWMBO & SWCTPS - what do they mean? - Mapmaker
IIRC?

This should now be called 'I have an acryonym volume 1'
SWMBO & SWCTPS - what do they mean? - Mark (RLBS)
if I remember/recall correctly
SWMBO & SWCTPS - what do they mean? - Dynamic Dave
Or alternately type the word "acronym" into the Forum Search (it's located in the same place as where you log in/out)

Couple of examples for you.

www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?t=7587
www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?t=10020

And several more as well.
unwanted wildlife - CM
living in London, I have quite a lot of unwanted wildlife eating all the nice bits in my small garden. Namely these are grey tree rats (aka squirrels). Now I know the easiest way to get rid of them but I don't think that the OB would be too happy.

Does anyone have any ideas? I know that some people think that they are cute but to me they are rats and I don't want them attacking my roof and plants!

I called the council's pest control but for some reason they do not seem to think that squirrels are rodents.
unwanted wildlife - Mapmaker
www.trapman.co.uk/squirrel-traps.htm

A good air pistol will dispatch the victim if you don't fancy the welders gloves and a sharp blow to the back of the neck/stretching the neck.

Whatever you do, don't release a caught grey squirrel as you would be breaking the law by releasing an unwelcome non-native intruder. Every time Ralph Harris on Animal Hospital repairs a squirrel with a broken leg, and then releases it into the wild, he is breaking the law. Vermin should be dealt with as such.
unwanted wildlife - Wilco {P}
Ralph Harris - Rolf's brother presumably :-)

Anyway calling the bearded Australian "vermin" is a bit unfair...
unwanted wildlife - frostbite
They're a lot less trouble than cats!
Getting rid of Cats - Wilco {P}
Frosty - now you're talking.

Anyone got any (humane) ways of keeping our furry friends from using my garden as a feline convenience.

Other than get a dog.
Getting rid of Cats - Mark (RLBS)
get your own cat.

Other than that, pepper works but you have to redo it every time the weather is wet.

Or netting stretched out across the garden and held around 1cm above the surface of the dirt.
Getting rid of Cats - Bromptonaut
If you can catch them at it one of those pneumatic waterpistols from Woolies is excellent.
Getting rid of Cats - Altea Ego
Get a fox

I have several I want to get rid of (despite having a dog)
Getting rid of Cats - frostbite
Get a fox


Not so sure.... I have a resident vixen and she ignores both squirrels and cats - me too, mostly, several times I have wondered if I am going to have to mow round her one day.
Getting rid of Cats - Dynamic Dave
Anyone got any (humane) ways of keeping our furry friends
from using my garden as a feline convenience.


As Mark has already said, pepper, but to be more precise, it has to be cayenne pepper, allegedly.

And cortesy of a quick google; try jam jars half full of water left at intervals in the flower beds, rose prunings placed around your most precious plants and some say a length of hose pipe left on the lawn frightens cats, who mistake it for a snake.
Getting rid of Cats - No Do$h
Makro offer the must repugnant chilli powder known to man in gargantuan jars for the price of half a very cheap thing. It's no use for cooking, but we successfully used it to stop one of our cats from nicking all the bread a neighbour left out for the birds. It seems that birds have no problem with chilli, but my cat does!

Mind you, the dawn chorus took on an altogether unexpected tone shortly afterwards and I seem to have to wash the car more frequently these days.

For the record, our two cats are sooooo keen not to upset the neighbours that they seem to invite every other cat in the neighbourhood to use our garden as a privy. Not nice when you are digging your potatoes and find a soft one......
Getting rid of Cats - frostbite
"Not nice when you are digging your potatoes and find a soft one......"

For really nauseating effect, plough into one with your mower which vapourises it.
Getting rid of Cats - Kuang
There is a remarkable way of keeping cats off your property, but it's not easily achieved - places in the states used to sell scents which replicate big cat urine (usually lions), which is a smell that your average domestic moggie won't go anywhere near. Not sure about availability here in the UK though

Of course, if you know a friendly local zookeeper... ;)
Getting rid of Cats - Clanger
Of course, if you know a friendly local zookeeper... ;)


One wouldn't want to collect it oneself would one?


Hawkeye
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Stranger in a strange land
unwanted wildlife - Jane
My uncle has a squirrel trap, (you can get them at hardware stores, I think), that you put up along a fence/wall etc and bait with peanuts. Once the squirrel is caught the correct way to kill it is a shot through the head with an air rifle, (that's what the RSPCA officer who came round to see him said) not, as he'd been doing, drowning them in his water butt and leaving the remains out for the foxes!

The slightly more interesting way (space permitting) is to get a Lurcher or Greyhound (although terriers have been known to do it too). Our greyhound Lurcher has 3 kills under her collar.

PS. I am an animal lover but reserve my feelings for native wildlife. If it was a Red Squirrel digging up my bulbs/nicking the peanuts then I would not mind one little bit.

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Fill what's empty, empty what's full and scratch where it itches!
unwanted wildlife - CM
A good air pistol will dispatch the victim if you don't
fancy the welders gloves and a sharp blow to the back
of the neck/stretching the neck.
Whatever you do, don't release a caught grey squirrel as you
would be breaking the law by releasing an unwelcome non-native intruder.



I live in the middle of London so i was trying to steer clear of the lead option, otherwise I have a sound moderated .22 that would be ideal!

I think that the traps might be the best route. I had thought about a snare but then I am not sure if the neighbours would appreciate it if I did catch something.
unwanted wildlife - Mapmaker
.22 is just scary in the middle of London - don't do it. But a good air pistol isn't. And the coursing option proposed by Jane has lots of sporting possibilities - but don't release the quarry in a place with trees. You want to be in the middle of a 100 acre grass field so your lurcher/greyhound has the best possible chance.

And finally, if following that option, you need to hope that the Government doesn't introduce an anti-hunting bill as it would outlaw squirrel hunting with dogs.

Definitely the live cage trap, as this means that you won't snare the neighbours' cats. Just in case you catch a fox, they have very thin skulls, and a (decent) air pistol in the usual place in the head (draw two imaginary lines left eye to right ear, and right eye to left ear, and place pellet at intersection) will do the trick.
unwanted wildlife - Baskerville
Be very very careful. You are allowed to kill vermin but you are not allowed to inflict "unnecessary suffering". Often it is the courts that make these decisions and that will cost you money.
unwanted wildlife - Onetap
There's a herb called rue which deteres cats, apparently. It's poisonous as well (why it's called a herb, I don't know). I haven't tried it, so can't offer an opinion on either it's cat repelling or poisonous properties. Try a Google search for "cats herb rue".
unwanted wildlife - Mapmaker
There's no unnecessary suffering in using a cage trap that's checked daily. (The focus has to be on the word 'unnecessary' - of course the quarry isn't as happy as it would be running free.) And there's no unnecessary suffering in using an air pistol/air rifle to dispatch a very small rodent. Nor in grabbing it with welders gloves and dispatching it cleanly.

Releasing the squirrel from the cage trap puts you into the infesting the country with vermin part of the law - which is not good if the greyhound misses. I wouldn't want to be tried in court if the RSPCA caught me squirrel coursing, but again I doubt whether there would be unnecessary suffering - a greyhound v a squirrel would result in death more quickly than the aforementioned clonk on the head. In the 'good old' days, pigeon shooting used to be an Olympic sport, and was undertaken with live pigeons that were released from traps. Nowadays clay pigeons are released from traps.

The RSPCA are as bad as, or worse than, TV licensing.
unwanted wildlife - Baskerville
There's no unnecessary suffering in using a cage trap that's checked
daily. (The focus has to be on the word 'unnecessary'
- of course the quarry isn't as happy as it would
be running free.)


If you are spotted doing it that may turn out to be the court's decision: they may not think daily is enough.
And there's no unnecessary suffering in using
an air pistol/air rifle to dispatch a very small rodent.


If you're taking potshots and don't kill it cleanly the courts will take a different view--probably ok if you're taking it out of a trap, but see above. Do you have a neighbour that has a grudge against you or is just vindictive? If you're spotted...
Nor in grabbing it with welders gloves and dispatching it cleanly.


I agree, though I'm having fun with the image of you chasing a squirrel while wearing welding gloves and followed by a couple of lurchers.
Releasing the squirrel from the cage trap puts you into the
infesting the country with vermin part of the law - which
is not good if the greyhound misses. I wouldn't want
to be tried in court if the RSPCA caught me squirrel
coursing, but again I doubt whether there would be unnecessary suffering
- a greyhound v a squirrel would result in death more
quickly than the aforementioned clonk on the head. In the
'good old' days, pigeon shooting used to be an Olympic sport,
and was undertaken with live pigeons that were released from traps.


Yes, but the times they are a-changing: plenty of people will disagree with you and might be prepared to drop you in it. Whether you win in court is hardly the point. Just be careful is all. Now if you could see what my farmer mates do to magpies...
unwanted wildlife - helicopter
We had a squirrel got into the office a couple of years ago over the Christmas holiday and by the time we returned the office was quite a mess with squirrel ' leavings ' and muddy footprints, the venetian blinds on the windows were destroyed by the little so and so's teeth.

We found also the electrical wiring had been chewed above the suspended ceilings.

A quick call to Rentokil and a man with gun did the necessary although we did have some blood on the heating boiler where the little rat decided to hide.

Erection of a lot of wire netting between our warehouse and offices and foam injections in wall cavities where they squeezed in seems to have cleared the problem.

It was an expensive exercise.

unwanted wildlife - CM
My neighbours should be OK especially one who had them nesting in her roof last year!

However I am very anti using any air pistol as there is an office behind the garden and I don't want the OB turning up in force. (As to my previous message I would NEVER use a .22 anywhere near town - hope that wasn't misinterpreted)

Strange thing is that if they were rats (Rattus norvegicus) the council would be round like a shot to sort them out but it seems they are selective about which rodents they sort out. Might be worth a call tomorrow afternoon just to see how they respond.
unwanted wildlife - matt35 {P}
CM,

Maybe I can borrow your .22 to exterminate a few local youths who have recently caused an old couple to move house from an otherwise quiet village?

Although, looking at recent court decisions, I would be less in trouble if I hit them with the car.

Matt35.
unwanted wildlife - Dynamic Dave
by the time we returned the office was quite a mess with squirrel....
We found also the electrical wiring had been chewed above the
suspended ceilings....


Maybe he was trying to access the internut.
unwanted wildlife - matt35 {P}
Dave,

"Maybe he was trying to access the internut."

Was it you who deleted my brown ice cube joke?

Matt35.
unwanted wildlife - No Do$h
Both of you back in your corners, NOW!

:o)

No Dosh
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