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Would you pass the test now? - barney100
On the news this morning it was announced that a new longer theory test would be introduced very shortly. Apparently its an hour long and pretty stiff. I reckon I wouldn't stand much chance of passing that without hours of study. Perhaps theory is not the priority, maybe extra time actually driving would be better, what do you think ?
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
Don't even get me going on this.... theory! What a waste of space. Raise the age to 21. Get them on motorways, with particular reference to not driving in the middle lane for hours on end. Encourage people to i) move away from the lights when they go green ii) drive up to the speed limits wherever reasonable. Teach people that if they're bumbling and dawdling, then people WILL overtake you, and don't be outraged by that. Driving, unless I have very much missed the point, is a way of getting from A to B as quickly as possible...

Oh yes, a note to the "powers that be"... why oh why do we teach learners to drive in such a futile pointless fashion? You DON'T need to start braking for a roundabout 20 minutes before you get to it. You don't have to "feed the wheel" either, a point I am willing to argue with anyone till I, and they, are blue in the face. Teach people to DRIVE, not to pass a test.

I am in rant mode today! : )
Would you pass the test now? - Cliff Pope
>>Driving unless I have very much missed the point is a way of
getting from A to B as quickly as possible...
>>


No, it's a way of getting from A to B as safely as possible. It doesn't need to be the quickest.

That's the first trick question of the new theory/pyschological test. FAIL
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
Good! I don't care, as I don't have to take it! : )

The primary objective getting from A to B, unless you're sightseeing (in which case, IMHO, find something you like the look of and get out of the car... don't dawdle and gawp!!) IS speed. Safety, whilst important, is something you consider as a side-effect of the action you're undertaking, ie getting from A to B. Any speed above (arbitrary figure about to be made up) say 5mph can be dangerous.... what should we do? Stay in the house all our lives? I think not. It's a calculated risk.

How many of these self-satisfied, smug, tofu-munching quarterwits who drive round in Toyota Priuses and the like at 45mph whatever the road conditions, could deal with an emergency situation properly and competently? I am not advocating everyone driving round like lunatics (actually, to quote Bill Bryson, that's exactly what I am saying but let's pretend I'm not...) but pleeeeeeeeeeease driving at 45 and switching off your brain is JUST as stupid as chavving round a town centre at 50. Yes, it is. Think about it before submitting a knee-jerk reaction (or a Simon Heffer for those people who have read his column...).
Would you pass the test now? - Cliff Pope
I think that makes my point. Make one simple questioning observation and it provokes a torrent in response.
Would you pass the test now? - nick
Most journeys are about getting somewhere as quickly as possible in safety. Who would deliberately take longer unless they want to save a few pence on fuel? If some people feel safe at 45mph on a NSL road, fine, just don't get annoyed if I want to pass you, safely of course.
Would you pass the test now? - Badwolf
I'd like to think that I would (who wouldn't?) but if I'm being realistic I've probably picked up far too many bad habits in the fifteen years since I passed. I wouldn't mind having a go though...
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
Yes, me too.... I should point out (and I will, as Cliff has made me feel all guilty!) that I am NOT, repeat not saying my driving is anywhere near perfect, just that I don't think the current "test", such as it is has any relevance to driving on a day-to-day basis. Yes, it's difficult, and I would have hated to have done the theory test, but let's be honest.... it hasn't done much to improve driving standards has it?

Feeding the wheel and suchlike I abandoned upon driving home from my test. No doubt there are those who think I am going straight to hell for daring to say such a thing, but there you go!
Would you pass the test now? - Badwolf
Burn him! Burn him! He's a witch! :-)

By the way, I'm with you on the PC thing. There's a quote somewhere that I can't recall fully but it goes along the lines of "I'll may be offended by what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.". Or something...
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
It was Voltaire wot said that, Badwolf. Some French writery bloke...

Another favourite quote of mine is Nietzche's (and apologies for not getting it exactly right): "That is my truth, now tell me yours".

Basically it all boils down to me justifying having a good old argument... as you can see I do quite like that!
Would you pass the test now? - Lud
I don't think the current "test" such as it is has any
relevance to driving on a day-to-day basis.


You can say that again stevied... but it was always like that.

At least the old test used to have hand signals to use if your indicators stopped working. No one knows them now.
Would you pass the test now? - bell boy
At least the old test used to have hand signals to use if your indicators
stopped working. No one knows them now.

>>>>>

I still use them but you are right Lud everyone looks at you as if you are doing some kind of yoga .
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
Cliff, I know it's hard to get over one's tone on a discussion board, but my tongue is firmly in my cheek and I am not having a personal go at anyone! I do agree with what I've written, but it wasn't intended to be abusive towards you personally, if you get my drift.

I have to rant on a Monday, it's cathartic....
Would you pass the test now? - Cliff Pope
Stevied - I didn't take it as abusive for one moment, and I didn't really mean to imply that you had gone off into an uncontrollable paroxysm of rage either!

I agree really, yes of course speed is important, but not quite top priority I suggest
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
: ) I like the word paroxysm.. will try and use it in a meeting today!
Would you pass the test now? - billy25
>>feed the wheel<<
totally agree on this point, how safe can reversing be if you are trying to twist your head over your shoulder whilst at the same time fluffing around with the wheel, and likewise i dont care what "they" say, unless you are an Owl, you haven't got a clear 180 degree view behind you.
Far safer to half turn in the seat, place one arm over the backrest, and steer with one hand, this way you can see completely behind you, and thereby save the life of the little old lady who set off half an hour ago to cross through the space you are now parking in.

there! thats my rant over as well!! must be something in the water today!

Billy
Would you pass the test now? - flunky
Raise the age to 21.


People tend to be more cautious (i.e. slower, and annoying to you) if they learn later.
Encourage people to i) move away from the lights when they go green


I honestly have never seen anyone not do this, unless you mean you want everyone to be revved up on red, and leaving while the lights are red+amber, which makes them far more likely to hit you, running red from the other way. The 2-3 seconds that you have to wait for some drivers is not going to kill you.
ii) drive up to the speed limits wherever reasonable.


In other words you want people to be more aggressive.

Not a very good idea. The reason they are doing 30mph on that winding B road that you want to corner in your BMW at 60mph is because they do not feel confident or in control at a higher speed. So when there happens to be a cyclist or a deer just round the bend, they will stop. If they (NOT you, you are not driving the car, you do not have their reactions, mind, etc.) were driving faster they would feel unsafe.
Oh yes a note to the "powers that be"... why oh why do we teach
learners to drive in such a futile pointless fashion? You DON'T need to start braking
for a roundabout 20 minutes before you get to it.


I think that's because if you teach them to slam the brakes on at the last minute you will get lots of new drivers going into the back of people, because it takes experience that you won't acquire while still learning to judge exactly how far it will take to stop.
Teach people to DRIVE not to pass a test.


Ah yes, let's send everybody to do their learner driving training at Silverstone, then EVERYBODY will drive like a maniac.
Any speed above (arbitrary figure
about to be made up) say 5mph can be dangerous....


Wrong.

Higher speed = more dangerous. It's a statistical fact - that's why you will pay more for your insurance than a woman, because women drive in a manner that annoys you but is much safer. More people trained to go faster = more dead people. Let's hope it's not someone in your family that gets killed.
driving
at 45 and switching off your brain is JUST as stupid as chavving round a
town centre at 50. Yes it is.


Nope. It's not. You are utterly clueless.

A town centre is full of pedestrians, who are by FAR most at risk from motor vehicles, a mother pushing a pram across the road is going to come off far worse from an idiot doing 50mph than a dozey driver rear-ending you when you are demonstrating your ability to shop in the shortest distance possible.

BTW, I admit to being first off at the lights myself, but I'm not stupid enough to advocate that people should be TRAINED to be more aggressive drivers.
Would you pass the test now? - J Bonington Jagworth
He did say: "driving at 45 AND switching off your brain"
I think that counts as stupid...
Would you pass the test now? - Badwolf
driving
at 45 and switching off your brain is JUST as stupid as chavving round a
town centre at 50. Yes it is.


>>Nope. It's not. You are utterly clueless.

Eh? Just run that one past me again? You're saying that driving at 45mph in a daze and totally unaware of what is going on around you is safe??????? All inattentive (be it to the speed limit, the conditions, the surroundings) driving is unsafe, full stop.

I drive over 50,000 miles a year and I see a huge amount of drivers who toddle along buried in their own thoughts (assuming they're clever enough to think) and I also see a huge amount of chavtastic morons showing off. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near either of them.
Would you pass the test now? - flunky
Eh? Just run that one past me again? You're saying that driving at 45mph in
a daze and totally unaware of what is going on around you is safe???????


Where did I say that?
All
inattentive (be it to the speed limit the conditions the surroundings) driving is unsafe full
stop.


Agreed, but the consequences of being a maniac are MORE dangerous and MORE unsafe than being an unattentive mimsy running into the back of someone due to lack of concentration.
Would you pass the test now? - Badwolf
Eh? Just run that one past me again? You're saying that driving at 45mph in
a daze and totally unaware of what is going on around you is safe???????


>>Where did I say that?

It was how I logically construed your argument.
All
inattentive (be it to the speed limit the conditions the surroundings) driving is unsafe full
stop.


>>Agreed, but the consequences of being a maniac are MORE dangerous and MORE unsafe than >>being an unattentive mimsy running into the back of someone due to lack of concentration.

Not sure I agree with you here. A mimsy (excellent word by the way) can cause just as much damage by hitting someone at 45 as a chav can at 50, ie death. Also, and I've a feeling you won't agree with this, I'd rather be behind someone driving right up to and perhaps slightly over the speed limit than stuck behind someone poodling along admiring the view. I know that you shouldn't allow yourself to get annoyed and worked up when following a dawdler but it's human nature and you do. You find yourself willing to take a greater risk to get past them and get on your way. I may be speaking out of turn here but I'd wager that a great numer of the people on the post would agree with me. That's why I consider both categories of driver to be as dangerous as each other.




Would you pass the test now? - J Bonington Jagworth
"your ability to shop in the shortest distance possible"

Blimey, is that in the test too, now..?
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
I will reply to your ill-thought out and badly argued comments later, at my leisure, flunky... I need to devote my full attention to it...

Suffice to say, for the moment, that I am not a BMW driver, although I love the joke! BMW drivers are renowned as being aggresive, so you think I must drive a BMW! I am glad I am wearing my corset, for I fear my sides may have split.... : )

I think for the mo, I will let this comment speak for itself. Comments on it appreciated.....

"More people trained to go faster = more dead people".

Yep, folks... he REALLY wrote that. Are you that Welsh Chief Constable, trolling on a motoring forum? I've got YOUR number 118 118....
Would you pass the test now? - Badwolf
And while we're at it -

>>Higher speed = more dangerous. It's a statistical fact

No it isn't!!!! It is inappropriate speed that is more dangerous but I fail to see how you can say that I'm driving dangerously if I'm doing 65 on a straight, wide, rural nsl road. Sure, driving at 50 round town is suicidal (and possible homicidal) but speed must be viewed in context. To insist that driving at high speed period (as our American chums would have it) is dangerous is ill-informed and blinkered.



Would you pass the test now? - Vin {P}
Cliff Pope: "No, it's a way of getting from A to B as safely as possible. It doesn't need to be the quickest. "

So, drive at 1mph everywhere. That would fit perfectly into your model of the world. RAA, QED, for the logicians on here.

V
Would you pass the test now? - Big Bad Dave
"Driving, unless I have very much missed the point, is a way of getting from A to B as quickly as possible..."

I like to get from home to work/shops as slowly as possible and from work/shops to home as quickly as possible.
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
: ) Good point BBD....
Would you pass the test now? - backtodiesel
"Encourage people to i) move away from the lights when they go green . Driving unless I have very much missed the point is a way of
getting from A to B as quickly as possible..." - stevied

Stevied I hope I never have to drive within 2 miles of you, you sound potentially lethal!


Would you pass the test now? - stevied
Anybody else want to completely miss the points I am making? : ) Like Mapmaker, I am trying not to be rude, but blunt... well yeah.

I am NOT repeat NOT advocating lunatic driving!!!! "As quickly as possible" with consideration to the conditions (traffic, weather etc). I am trying to say, and feel like I am a lone voice in a world gone mad, that it is better if people are awake, alert, competent and yes, reasonably rapid when they're driving. Being half asleep at the lights is symptomatic of not being in control of the activity you're undertaking, ie driving.

I still haven't responded to yesterday's hilarious and hysterical post, see near the top... the Prozac has kicked in today, but I still read it and chuckle.

I don't even drive that quickly myself... I just don't like mimsers and plodders and central lane charlies and and and and... : ) Dieselconvert, I am sure we are not that different in outlook... hope so anyway.
Would you pass the test now? - Mapmaker
>>I don't even drive that quickly myself...

and

>>Driving, unless I have very much missed the point, is a way of getting
from A to B as quickly as possible...


So you have both missed the point and don't follow your own advice. Which county do you live in; I'll stay away from its roads.


Would you pass the test now? - stevied
Sigh.... "as quickly as possible", within the limits or very close to them! I mean by "I don't drive that quickly myself" that I don't exceed the limits (my views on which are a separate issue) by a vast margin. "My goodness (blashphemous comment amended), he occasionally exceeds the limit".... Badwolf, do you reckon I am going to get strung up again?!

I give up. OK, let's all not concentrate, drive at 4mph, start braking in Cambridge to stop by Norwich. I thought this was a motoring enthusiast's forum not a meeting of Knitters Monthly.

Before I go away, probably for quite a while, as this has irked me somewhat to be honest, let me say I like driving fast but safely. I abhor bad driving and by bad I mean too fast, too slow or plain uninterested driving (and thanks to Avant for the grammar lesson on another thread, I NEARLY wrote disinterested). And as I hope I have proved in one of my comments above, I am sympathetic to learners.... and don't go screaming up to junctions braking at the last minute.

I don't mind an argument, but I hate this hysyterical "oh he must be insane!!! stay away from Cheshire... he'll kill us all". Very unlikely. I just don't feel compelled to pretend to be anything other than an enthusiast.

I am a pedant, but I feel out-pedanted.
Would you pass the test now? - P3t3r
SNIPQUOTE!
I am in rant mode today! : )


Don't get you going? Don't get me going...

I strongly disagree with raising the age to 21, I'm not even going to bother arguing about that. How often do you see people being hesitant at green lights? We've all been learners, and there were moments when almost all of us will have struggled to pull away, and in some cases probably stalled. By the time learners pass their tests they are IMHO pretty competant. I would say a much more common problem would be people pulling away before lights are green, which is often done by experienced drivers. A large number of people don't seem to know what to do at an amber light either.

Braking in plenty of time is a very good way of driving, and most knowlegable drivers would probably agree with me. They may brake a little early sometimes, but they are learners, and they are learning the correct thought process, which is the important thing. The majority of experienced drivers brake far too late. Braking early gives better fuel consumption, a smoother ride, less mechanical stress/wear, extra safety, and can give a more progressive drive. Yes, by braking earlier you can quite often make more progress.

What's wrong with feeding they wheel? What steering technique should they be taught, or should the instructor just say 'turn it'? Everybody seems to think that pull-push is a very good steering technique for normal (ie. public roads) driving. It is the same technique that the Police have been using for many years, and they still teach it. If it's good enough for the Police then I think it's more than good enough for everybody else.

One thing I do agree with is teaching people to drive, rather than just passing the test. When I was learning, about 5/6 years ago my instructor did teach me a more than just passing the test. After passing the test I still had a long way to go, but I could keep up with the traffic, and was reasonably safe. You will fail a test if you do not make enough progress. Actually, a learner who is ready to pass the test will probably make slightly better progress than your average driver. On an NSL road they will be expected to 60 mph if it is safe to do so. At the moment it is illegal for learners to use the motorway, so I can't see that becoming part of the test any time soon. However, I believe the Pass Plus includes motorway driving.

I'm not sure whether this was a wind up, but you've really wound me up!
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
Go back and READ, ie read PROPERLY what I wrote.

If you can tell me EXACTLY where I advocate late braking, then I will eat any piece of millinery you care to throw at me.

"If it's good enough for the police".... er sorry, I disagree. I am NOT trying to wind you up, you just happen to have different points of vview. Isn't that the point of hang on, where are we, a discussion forum? Or are you one of these who doesn't agree with debate?

You strongly disagree with raising the age to 21, so you're not going to even bother arguing. OK, so I have no idea why you disagree so strongly do I? Brilliantly done... that's told me! : )

So you agree with the main gist of my argument, which is about teaching people to drive, not just pass a test.... so we don't disagree that much do we? I think 21, you think 17.. I think feeding the wheel is Cholmondoley-Warner, you don't. I brake in a reasonable timescale, and so do you... I just think that the way people are TAUGHT whilst learning is too cautious. Sorry! I didn;t make any point at all about learners at traffic lights, I am always generous to them and would imagine you are too. I think people who've passed their test should reasonably be expected to go when the lights turn green, must be my Mediterranean heritage....

Still wound up? We can always go into the virtual car park if you want. I am joking, by the way....
Would you pass the test now? - J Bonington Jagworth
"a new longer theory test"

I'm certainly in favour, especially if it involves actual written answers, rather than multiple-choice, thus disqualifying the illiterate. Don't suppose it will, though, as that would require proper marking...

WRT the original question, I'd be happy to do it, given a bit of notice!
Would you pass the test now? - J Bonington Jagworth
"I'd be happy to do it"

Didn't mean to sound smug. A condition is that everyone else has to do it, too, including Rosie Winterton!
Would you pass the test now? - movilogo
Get rid of the hazzard perception test. Real life hazard doesn't come so slowly!
Would you pass the test now? - BazzaBear {P}
hazzard perception test.


Is this a test where you have to press a buzzer every time you see a birght orange Dodge Charger approaching? Sounds like fun.

As far as the theory test is concerned, I'd be pretty confident of passing it, given a couple of hours to bone up on the governments hopelessly out-of-date stopping distances etc. When I originally took my test, I just got in ahead of the new theory test, so never had to take it, but I did a couple of online example papers out of interest, and there's a part of me which is of the opinion that anyone managing to fail the theory test should never be given another chance. It's very largely common sense, if you fail that, you should never be allowed on the road.
(Of course, it may have changed massively since, and I'm not taking into account exam nerves and the like)
Would you pass the test now? - Altea Ego
The thread question is

"Would you pass the test now"

The answer is

Yes I would - easiliy - now, today, tomorrow, without a second thought.






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< Ex RF, Ex TVM >
Would you pass the test now? - GregSwain
I'd pass if I were in "driving test" mode. My normal arm-crossing, holding the car on hills with the clutch, and pulling out into very small gaps (albeit safely) might hinder things if I were driving in "real life" mode.

I tend to agree that people aren't taught to drive skillfully in this country - look at German drivers. They learn in 3-series BMWs or similar (i.e. not a 1.0 litre Daihatsu Charade). They also have the most lenient speed limits and lowest road-death rates in Europe. Says a lot, and dispells the myths which some posters are promoting that speed is a dangerous thing regardless of whose hands it's in. Their drivers are also very courteous, rather than the stereotype of agression which so many people associate with faster driving.
Would you pass the test now? - nortones2
GS: Re "They also have the most lenient speed limits and lowest road-death rates in Europe" You made that up to suit your agenda. Evidence?
Would you pass the test now? - GregSwain
Well the stretches of autobahn without speed limit are evidence for the speed limits remark. As for death rates I remember an unsurprising graph published a while back that put Spain and Italy highest in Europe, but Germany considerably lower than the UK for fatal accidents per head of population. Unfortunately I haven't kept the article so I can't give you the source.

As for my "agenda", it's called common sense. The idiots who sit on 55mph on a motorway because it's "safer" clearly aren't living on the same planet as me, or indeed the lorry drivers who take 5 miles to pass them and disrupt the flow of traffic for other road-users, meaning cars bunch closer together and an accident is more likely. Totally inconsiderate for the sake of a few mph. If you can't drive at a solid 70mph (where conditions allow), then you shouldn't be on the road. If one such driver were to take their test they would fail - an examiner expects you to reach the speed limit unless the traffic conditions dictate otherwise.

I admit to being a lazy driver with bad habits, but I'm safe. Never had an accident (touch wood), and haven't had any points on my licence to date. And yes, I do speed on NSL roads. And no, speed doesn't kill unless it's coupled with poor driving or an inflated opinion of one's abilities as a driver, no matter what propaganda you believe.
Would you pass the test now? - flunky
Yes I would - easiliy - now today tomorrow without a second thought.


I don't see what the big deal is, they just expect you to always check your mirrors before any speed or direction change, and not break the speed limit. That plus being able to do a basic parallel parking shouldn't be too difficult at all.
Would you pass the test now? - J Bonington Jagworth
"hazzard perception test"

Do I pass if I recognise Daisy Duke..?
Would you pass the test now? - Screwloose
JBJ

You can remember her..... face?

[But I'd recognize those white cotton shorts anywhere...]
Would you pass the test now? - J Bonington Jagworth
"You can remember her..... face?
[But I'd recognize those white cotton shorts anywhere...]"

I can remember both - Hell, I can even remember the car!


Would you pass the test now? - Screwloose
JBJ

There could be only one Daisy - but wasn't there something like 300 General Lees?

Would you pass the test now? - LHM
To answer your question directly - yes.

IMHO, the fundamental problem is that a large proportion of drivers have no interest in developing their skills once they are legally allowed out on their own. Good driving demands considerable mental discipline, and a willingness to leave the ego at home - concepts which are anathema to many (young and old).

Increasing 'nanny' legislation is most likely in response to the prevailing 'yeah, whatever' culture, rather than for any revenue generation reasons.
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
"Increasing 'nanny' legislation is most likely in response to the prevailing 'yeah, whatever' culture, rather than for any revenue generation reasons. "

Much as I HATE to admit it, you're probably right.... Generations X and Y have shot themselves in the foot it appears!

Spot-on observations LHM.
Would you pass the test now? - movilogo
speed must be viewed in context


Not just speed, everything else in life as well.

Coming to the point, DVLA simply wanted to raise the exam fee. The syllabus/exam pattern change is just the eyewash - to make people believe that they are doing something to "improve" road satefy.


Theory test probably I'll pass anyway. But can't say about the practical exam. There is no hard and fast rule how to avoid "undue hesitation" and examiner didn't see your head turning for mirror glance (only eyeball movement for mirror glance can make you fail on exam).

If you ever browse 2pass forum, you'll see how often examiners make people fail on complete stupid grounds!
Would you pass the test now? - Mapmaker
Without a doubt I would pass the driving test I took with pretty much the way I drive on a day-to-day basis.

I don't hold the car on the clutch when sitting on a hill. I don't cross my arms when turning the wheel - I think it's dangerous; you reach a point where you cannot carry on turning; you never do this when feeding the wheel. I don't speed (save for on long motorway journeys when I do an indicated 80 which is about 74/5). I don't jump red lights; I check my mirrors regularly.

In order to be reasonably certain of passing the test, I would want an hour's lesson in order to get up to speedon current techniques/custom.
Would you pass the test now? - GregSwain
In order to be reasonably certain of passing the test I would want an hour's
lesson in order to get up to speedon current techniques/custom.


I think that would apply to everyone who hasn't passed in the last year or 2. I certainly don't consider my steering method as dangerous, in fact I see very few drivers feeding the wheel. I don't speed around town either, and certainly stop for an amber/red light. My clutch-holding is pure laziness, and I will no doubt pay for this when the clutch burns out prematurely. I also seem to be in the minority who can parallel park on 1 attempt.

Overall, if I fed the wheel, and used the handbrake/clutch appropriately during my test I would pass it (after a brief refresher as Mapmaker suggested). Thankfully though, my licence is valid until 2055 so I won't be sitting a test anytime soon!
Would you pass the test now? - bell boy
i wish my licence ran to 2055
i reckon i also would pass but as said a refresher course would be needed,unfortunately the standard of most driving instructers just appalls me so i would need to look for a pipe smoking aim member to give me guidance on these new signs the authorities keep coming up with
Would you pass the test now? - Mapmaker
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6976319.stm

Sample test questions, ten of them. If you don't get 9/10 you shouldn't be allowed to live, let alone drive a car!
Would you pass the test now? - Sofa Spud
I would probably (but not definitely!) pass the test if I took it again as I have always driven the way I was taught 35 years ago with one exception - I cross my hands on the steering wheel when manoevering as I believe it is perfectly safe to do so in modern cars. Obviously, on the test I wouldn't do that as I would fail for doing so!

Even the best of us, including driving instructors or examiners, would run the risk of failing a test, though. It all depends on whether we do something that the examiner interprets as a failure point. E.g. waiting to turn right at a busy junction - pulling out safely when there's a car approaching some way off OR waiting when one could pull out both risk you being failed.

The driving test IS about how we should drive on the roads for the rest of our lives, although we have to find our own way with night driving, motorway driving etc.

Re: the driving legal driving age. My son will be learning in the next year or so. I think the age limit should be a 3-stage process.

You should be able to start learning when you are 16, take test at 17, but still have to be accompanied by a qualified driver over 25, even after passing test until you are 18. I would also introduce a maximum driving age or 90.
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
So if I said I had got 4/10... : ) Only joking got 10/10.

Honest guv...
Would you pass the test now? - Altea Ego
Sample test questions ten of them. If you don't get 9/10 you shouldn't be allowed
to live let alone drive a car!


10/10 - looks like I have escaped the concentration camp on Mapmaker world.
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< Ex RF, Ex TVM >
Would you pass the test now? - Badwolf
I shall affix the hosepipe to my exhaust posthaste Mapmaker! Only got 8 but then I've never been a great expert of dog fashion...
Would you pass the test now? - Mapmaker
>>Only got 8 but then I've never been a great expert of dog fashion...


Nor am I. I didn't know the answer to the question either, but there was no sense in any of the alternatives. Maybe, just maybe, I'm being a bit harsh here, but I don't think so for surely you too could have eliminated the other three possibilities?

1. Elderly - that's just plain silly; old people aren't required to have dogs to indicate that they're elderly.

2. Dog training - what would that have to do with driving? Why would the driving test care whether you could identify somebody training a dog. Worth a bit of a giggle

3. colour blind - That's just hilarious

So that leaves deaf. And any vaguely well-read person will have heard of guide dogs for the deaf, so it is a plausible result.

I don't think that most of the questions test driving ability at all, save for the odd factual one. They are a test of logical reasoning ability.
Would you pass the test now? - retgwte
the PC based hazard perception test is a total load of carp

nothing at all useful to real world driving

amazed its part of the test these days

they could do much better with a proper simulator but this silly PC based thing is daft

Would you pass the test now? - henry k
>>Only got 8 but then I've never been a great expert of dog fashion...

..and how many will ask "Wots burgundy mate?" :-(

Lots of elderly dress their dogs in my area.

When my well prepared offspring took their "tick the boxes" test they were in and out of the test centre very quicly. they emerged with bemused looks on their faces due to other candidates struggling at the simple questions.
Would you pass the test now? - Screwloose
..and how many will ask "Wots burgundy mate?"


It's a sort of red lager - innit?
Would you pass the test now? - Badwolf
Maybe just maybe I'm being a bit harsh
here but I don't think so for surely you too could have eliminated the other
three possibilities?


Yes, Mapmaker, I think that maybe you are. How do you suppose guidedogs for the blind/deaf become good at what they do? They aren't born with the ability you know. They have to be trained. Hence why I thought that might be the answer. Not too silly, I hope you'll agree.

D'you know, I've read quite a few of your posts now and I don't now if it's intended but you do tend to come across as rather smug and superior as well as blunt and rude. That could rub quite a few people up the wrong way - myself included.
Would you pass the test now? - Altea Ego
D'you know I've read quite a few of your posts now and I don't now
if it's intended but you do tend to come across as rather smug and superior
as well as blunt and rude. That could rub quite a few people up the
wrong way - myself included.


Yes - you get to know and love him after a while. Err ok maybe you just get to know him.


Most guide dogs are stupid and useless by the way. Not suprised they have a terrible life, its tantamount to cruelty.
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< Ex RF, Ex TVM >
Would you pass the test now? - Mapmaker
Smug - no
Superior, well only if you're foolish enough to feel inferior ;)
Blunt - probably
Rude - certainly not intentionally.

Sorry, Wolfman, I don't mean it - even Altea Ego loves me (:blushes:) I've spent too much of my life trying to bluff multiple choice questions where I don't know the answer. A better conclusion is maybe that the theory exam is all exam technique, nothing to do with driving.

My criticism of the driving exam is that for some questions TWO answers would be possible. The 20mph one is one such.
Would you pass the test now? - Badwolf
Smug - no


Fair enough - was feeling a little het up when I posted that. Apologies.
Superior well only if you're foolish enough to feel inferior ;)


I shall employ my 'inferiority filter' more rigorously!
A better conclusion is maybe that the theory exam is all exam technique
nothing to do with driving.


I'd probably go along with that - I get the feeling you should not employ your experience of motoring in this multiple choice test and rely instead on logic. A little odd as it's all supposed to be about erm...motoring!
My criticism of the driving exam is that for some questions TWO answers would be
possible. The 20mph one is one such.


And, as such, the test is partly down to luck rather than wholly down to skill and judgement.

Look forward to locking horns again sometime, Mapmaker. It's been fun! :-)



Would you pass the test now? - SpamCan61 {P}
I shall affix the hosepipe to my exhaust posthaste Mapmaker! Only got 8 but then
I've never been a great expert of dog fashion...

I only manged 9/10 due to the dog fashion question: it seemed to me there were several questions where more than one choice seemed reasonable.
Would you pass the test now? - NowWheels
If you don't get 9/10 you shouldn't be allowed to live let alone drive a car!


Yes, there's no excuse for failing those questions. Even I got ten out of ten ...
Would you pass the test now? - rtj70
Since the youngest is learning (and not doing his theory learning!) and all this in the news, did the two free tests on the DSA website. Rattled through quickly and got 32 and 33 out of 35 so passed. It would be embarrasing not to. The online test is still only 35 questions.

One I got wrong though was the Toucan crossing - which can be used by cyclist. I like the fact if you ran over a cyclist using all other crossings whilst still on the bike it's their fault.... hmmm.
Would you pass the test now? - Pugugly {P}
9/10 missed the one on 20 mph limits....

Friend of mine's ended up in hospital today, totally blind and led by a dog, the dog reacted correctly to a car reversing into a "space" where they were standing (the driver didn't see them !) he didn't believe the dog and got knocked over. He said it was HIS FAULT not sure how that works but he is a nice bloke ! I reckon the driver needs a dog !
Would you pass the test now? - BazzaBear {P}
9/10 missed the one on 20 mph limits....


Well of course, if you answered 30mph you were not incorrect as the test suggested. There are plenty of narrow residential streets with a 30 mph limit.
Would you pass the test now? - backtodiesel
We all like to think so but I guess I might for all my best intentions I have gotten a bit sloppy with the "always apply your handbrake when you come to a standstill".

Some of the things expect of you in the Driving test are well out of kilter with the supposedly better standards of the IAM or even publications like "Roadcraft".

In my defence my insurance company feels a lot happier covering me now than they did 15 years ago!
Would you pass the test now? - bell boy
9/10 I accidently removed the motorcyclists skid lid but i misread the question so in a real life scenario i would have got 10
Would you pass the test now? - Tomo
Well, I have passed the 60+years without hurting anyone test*, which I reckon is at least as good as any. However, I happened on a site which asked 10 of the new questions, and got all of them right by giving what I reckoned to be the politically correct answers (not necessarily what I do on the road).

*The only one I ever passed!
Would you pass the test now? - Pugugly {P}
I thought at the time it was a bit PCish.
Would you pass the test now? - ijws15
Never mind 10 oput of ten . . .

Try the real theory practice. www.theory-tests.co.uk/members/tests/free/

Am ashamed to say only 34 out of 35. Didn't know all the methods of marking a tramway!

But why ask what pollution does when we are testing driving ability - or are we?
Would you pass the test now? - Lud
This thread is one of those spectacular br non-meetings of minds.

I don't know if I would pass the driving test easily now, and I really don't care. Certainly the standard driving school techniques now being taught to learners, or many of them, set my teeth on edge.

The only attention I pay to speed limits, many of which are far too low, is to avoid getting speeding tickets. Otherwise I try to drive at or above the limit at all times.

I drive in the highest possible gear at all times, except when accelerating hard, and often on the overrun (for economy's sake). I brake very little, in good time and gently. If I have to brake heavily for any reason I award myself bad marks.

In traffic I try to communicate with other drivers on practical matters with eye contact, lights and other gestures. I don't make rude gestures when offended.

On the whole I don't get in the way, I don't waste time, I don't frighten or upset anyone and I don't wear out the car unnecessarily. Like stevied though I have often been attacked here for irresponsible attitudes and lunatic behaviour. Takes all sorts to make a world, carphounds and mimsers included.
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
You're a braver man than me Lud, and I admire you for it!

"On the whole I don't get in the way, I don't waste time, I don't frighten or upset anyone and I don't wear out the car unnecessarily." Spot on, my views represented in less of a drama queen way! : )
Would you pass the test now? - Mapmaker
There is a world of difference imho between Lud's braking as gently as possible (which is in direct opposition to a desire to get to a place as quickly as possible) and stevied's suggestion that braking early and gently amounts to mimserism.

I am happy to be driven by Lud; I wouldn't go anywhere near stevied's county.
Would you pass the test now? - Lud
Actually Mapmaker stevied sounds pretty cool to me. I don't just say that to scratch his back in return for his undeserved compliments above either. He doesn't sound like a tyre-squealing hooligan of the sort I (and probebly he, somewhat later, and possibly even you Mapmaker)started out as.
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
Back in the room.... yep, I am not a tyre squealing hooligan! Never really was, although did go through a slightly off the rails stage (driving I mean...) at 18/19ish. The inevitable and expensive smash sorted that out. Always been a bit anti-chav style driving, I prefer stealth speed. Which isn't a huge problem in my new motor, a Mazda6... not a BMW as some of you seem to think!

I DON'T late brake... how many times do I have to say it? : ) I just don't brake in a learner-driver way!

I am not going to (try not to) get worked up any more. Mapmaker, you don't know me, I don't know you... maybe we'd get on if we met who knows? I suspect so, as I am far easier-going in person than you might think.



Would you pass the test now? - Lud
I just don't brake in a learner-driver way!


Just so. I brake gently and in plenty of time, but often much later and a bit harder than a learner driver would. I am sure Mapmaker does too. It's a question of knowing what's all right, rather than playing safe because you don't know (like a learner or mimser).
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
PS, to MM....

"The only attention I pay to speed limits, many of which are far too low, is to avoid getting speeding tickets. Otherwise I try to drive at or above the limit at all times."

That would seem to be, to be a direct indictement that Lud is as keen as me to get from A to B fairly rapido? I think you've just decided not to like me! : )
Would you pass the test now? - Lud
is as keen
as me to get from A to B fairly rapido?


I'm sure I am stevied, but we have to remember this bucket of cold water: there are many times and places where making good progress becomes impossible either because of the weight of traffic, or because of its quality or lack of it, and sometimes because of the objective conditions (winding and narrow country C-roads for example).
Would you pass the test now? - stevied
Spot on, Lud.. .and hence my comments about appropriate speed and the like. I suppose I should add the caveat "where possible" to everything I say!

I was thinking last night that as someone who does about 20-25K a year in my car, and about to do much more with new job, I have a remarkably accident and speeding ticket-free record considering that people on here are considering avoiding my county due to my driving*! The last bump I had was in Bradford in 2005 when a lady in a 106 couldn't see the large blue Skoda Superb in the lane next to her and turned across me! Not my fault, obviously. I think if I was a maniac I would have had more bumps by now eh?

* It may worry you that my new "territory" is from Worcester to The Shetlands, taking in the Isle of Man.... you can't avoid me (well except for those down South, and even then I regularly go to Bucks!).

Tongue firmly in cheek today, by the way.
Would you pass the test now? - Mapmaker
I have just booked my easyjet flight, one way, to the Scilly Isles, Stevied. You cannot get me now! :)


Would you pass the test now? - stevied
: )

I will find you... One day!
Would you pass the test now? - Robin Reliant
I don't know if I would pass the driving test easily now and I really
don't care. Certainly the standard driving school techniques now being taught to learners or many
of them set my teeth on edge.

Which techniques are they?

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Would you pass the test now? - Lud
>>
Which techniques are they?


Most are too annoying to remember, but clutch abuse is anyway not discouraged, learners are encouraged to park too far from the car in front and there's a lot of rubbish about never turning the steering with the car stationary. There are reasons for all these things but there are reasons why they are bad too.
Would you pass the test now? - Robin Reliant
snipquote
The earliest mileage that I ever had to have a clutch replaced was at 48000 on a Mk 3 fiesta, all my other cars clocked over 100k on the original clutch, and for all I know a good many miles after that so I could hardly have been accused of teaching "clutch abuse". If you want to see how to torture a clutch, and a gearbox too for that matter, sit next to a few experienced drivers for a few days and prepare to cringe in sympathy with the car's mechanics.

Learners are encouraged not to park too close to the car in front because they are learners - ie inexperienced drivers who do not have the skill and judgement to safetly park as close to a car and extract themselves afterwards as someone with years of experience. The trouble with learner bashers is that they fondly imagine that they got behind the wheel of a car and were experts as soon as they understood the controls. As someone who spent nearly 20 years instructing, I can confidently tell you that you, I, and everyone else on the backroom were rubbish drivers on the day we passed our tests. We were safe, just, but if we could go back and see what hesitant, nervous stutterers we were we would be shocked.

And for what it's worth, today's learners are taking a test that is many times harder than anyone who passed before the mid-nineties had to take.
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Would you pass the test now? - J Bonington Jagworth
" today's learners are taking a test that is many times harder than anyone who passed before the mid-nineties had to take."

I hesitate to cross swords with someone with inside knowledge, but I don't see how it can have been made much harder, given the contraints on time, geography and conditions. In any case, some important stuff (like attitude) is much harder to test, hence my plea for a written paper, which might reveal something about their likely behaviour.
Would you pass the test now? - Robin Reliant
">> I hesitate to cross swords with someone with inside knowledge but I don't see how
it can have been made much harder given the contraints on time geography and conditions.
In any case some important stuff (like attitude) is much harder to test hence my
plea for a written paper which might reveal something about their likely behaviour.

The marking standards are considerably higher than they used to be, examiners are much less forgiving on what used to be classed as minor errors. Attitudes are virtually impossible to test for. On written papers people give the answers that they know are required in order to gain a pass, it doesn't mean they will stick to those principles once they have passed.

I used to find that the ones who had big accidents within a short time of passing the test were those who mastered the controls of the car quickly and passed first time with a good test performance. The safest were often the ones who struggled and took several attempts to get through, because it hadn't come easily they had respect for the skill levels required to drive smoothly and safetly.
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Would you pass the test now? - tyro
I used to find ...


"Used to"? Are you saying that you find something different now?
Would you pass the test now? - Robin Reliant
>> I used to find ...
"Used to"? Are you saying that you find something different now?

I don't find anything now, I gave up disillusioned a few years ago.
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Would you pass the test now? - J Bonington Jagworth
"Attitudes are virtually impossible to test for"

Directly, yes, but you can divine a lot from the way people construct an answer. I used to deal regularly with job applications, and the covering letter usually told you a lot more about the person than the CV. Multiple choice tells you almost nothing.
Would you pass the test now? - backtodiesel
Speed seems to be a recurrent theme in this discussion...

I have always noted that society seems to accept speeding as being a relatively benign threat to them, after all we don't often get involved in the potential sad consequences of speeding. I see during the course of my job a fair few members of that society who as parents, siblings, partners, etc I have to explain to about how their loved one came to be in my care.

I can assure you that even if you have run over their little timmy at 35mph you are seen as a outrageous manic and potentially a murderer. The police don't think much differently and neither will the courts.

My view of people who speed are rather jaded by my experiences so I have to admit I am not completely dispassionate about some peoples comments about how they find the speed limits to be a base line arrangement for them. In fact I find it rather shocking but hey I have pronounced time of death on plenty of "good drivers" and their victims.

I do however have to state that through habit I will always warn people of a potential "traffic blackspot" if I notice members of the local safety partnership hiding in a bush on a rural road, if the oncoming driver isn't driving wildly and isn't driving a BMW. How much of a hypocrite am I?
Would you pass the test now? - Lud
Toads and Mr Magoos. That's life in all its annoyingness.
Would you pass the test now? - slowdown avenue
believe me . some 17 yearold learners would score better at hazard percetion game, than some who have been driving for 40 years . its a joke
Would you pass the test now? - GregSwain
Wasn't there a scam on one of the "investigative" TV programs where a blind man passed the hazard-perception simply by pressing the mouse button at regular intervals?
Would you pass the test now? - Mad Maxy
In answer to the OP, hopefully yes. I passed the Rospa advanced test a coup,e of years back with a gold.
Would you pass the test now? - Pugugly {P}
Following a request from a BR member on "dial up" we will try to limit posts to 100 before locking and opening a second thread..

Would you pass the test now? - backtodiesel

dial up whats that?